What is your fine?? - Have Fun :-)

[Doggie_Wood]

I thought this was pretty funny ... Can't wait to see your answers!

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. NOTE: Fines are to be counted only once, not for the number of times you've done it. (which is a good thing, because I'm betting these fines would be pretty steep for some of us!)

Smoked weed -- $10
Done acid or pills -- $5
Had sex in a church -- $25
Awakened in the morning and didn't know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc. -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parent's bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to a stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on someone of the same sex while at work -- $15
Drinking and driving -- $20
Gotten drunk at work, or gone to work while still drunk -- $50
Used adult toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and didn't remember the night before -- $20
Gone skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done/gotten oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stolen something worth more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Gone streaking -- $5
Gone streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and put it on the subject line as: "My Fine Is..." (nothing else) then repost! Send back to the person who sent it to you, and feel free to pass this on.

Ah - memories!

[t_glasgow_]

$165.10 - i'm a good boy ;)

[12voltman59]

I can't add up that high if I tried to figure it out!!!! :bigrin::bigrin::tongue::male::tong:

[onewhocares]

Holy Cow....I think I will have to take a second mortgage on the house...MY FINE is $ 470.50.

Belle

[rissababynta]

445.60 I did it in my head so I hope I didn't miss anything.

[darkeyes]

720.10.. since repeat offences usually mean increased fines (at least).. don ask me wot the total wud b then...

Kate by the way 595.10.. so she not the lil prude she makes 'ersel out 2 b.. 'mazin wotya learn boutya partner sumtimes...:bigrin:

.. an asya can c.. we both gud girls..no peein in pools!!!! But me can c the gorge tall lady from Boston has!!!! Tee hee..


Doggie.. am sureya cudda cum up wiv summat simpler 2 find out wetha peeps hav been naughty an wee'd in a pool...:tong:

[12voltman59]

I went back and re-read it--thankfully you only got "fined" once for each thing-my god--I could never figure out how much it'd be just for jerking off let alone all the other things I have done mulitple times!! lol

My total wasn't all that bad--it came to $430.50

[SJ37AndSteph]

wow.. didn't think my fine would add up this much but here it is $740.60 wow i did this on face book as well and it came up with this same number..lol

[12voltman59]

wow.. didn't think my fine would add up this much but here it is $740.60 wow i did this on face book as well and it came up with this same number..lol

Wow Sweet---you are a bad, bad girl!! Bad Girl!!

I think you need a spanking!! :bigrin::tongue::tongue:;):rotate::cutelaugh:bounc e:

[Annika L]

Wow, and I was shocked at myself for racking up $465.00! You people are terrible! :tong:

Doggie...y'know as the OP, you're supposed to go first!!

[darkeyes]

Doggie...y'know as the OP, you're supposed to go first!!

'E cudn Annika.. the bugga had 2 find sum 1 2 count 'is fine up cos 'e cant count for toffee.. tee hee:bigrin:

[chick_a_dee]

I stopped adding after 600.00:rolleyes:

[allbimyself]

$620.10, not as bad as I feared

[Giggles100]

I stopped after $600 too :(.....

Stupid thing is i don't feel like iv had a particularly eventful life? I just think i'm like everyone else? Apparently im a slut :eek:.

[Karasel]

I got $440... A lot for such a young age.

[cliffordmontero]

Ok, maybe I cheated but I read them all and realized it was easier to add all the fines I didnt get, $45! So who wants to hazard a guess as to what I didn't off the list that is worth $45. I eagerly await someone to guess! LOL

[eddy10]

$225 Guess I've led a sheltered life. :)

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

lol $625.10
Bad Cat

[MarieDelta]

590.

Not so bad...

Did we ever decide to fine more than once for repeat offenses? That would put it higher that I can add...

:cool:

[void()]

$340 I need to try more, except for the lying & cheating bits.

[Doggie_Wood]

Doggie...y'know as the OP, you're supposed to go first!!

OK! OK!
My fine was $845.60 - - - - yes, I'm guilty - - I;

Kissed someone who's name I didn't know -- $0.10
and Pissed in the pool -- $0.50

Doggie :doggie:

[Wrenn]

$290.50 I feel so innocent compared to some of you folks or maybe I lead a very dull life.

[TwylaTwobits]

hehe I did this on facebook and was honest... $269.10

[Rudy75]

$215 :(

[Adora]

ummmmm...$720.00. but i was married for 20 yrs, lol.

[by~his~side]

a very respectable $310.-

what's the max that st. peter will allow at the pearly gates?
i mean, i'm certainly way under the total sum of ALL the evils....
I should be ok, right?

Adora, Doggie, Pasa, Cat, Cliff, Giggles, Allbi, Chick, SJ and Dark Eyes...
I'll miss you;)

[Billys_gurl]

ok. I got 420.60 my hubby got 320.40 :eek:

[jamieknyc]

$420 for me. But I can plead it to $54 and no points!

[Doggie_Wood]

$420 for me. But I can plead it to $54 and no points!

:rolleyes: only 'cause you're in bed with the judge :tongue:

Doggie :doggie:

[sammie19]

I make it $475.60. I did wee in a pool but was only 6 or 7 the last time. My dad slapped my legs for it too. When I asked how he knew he told me that pool water looks blue. So Fran, I doubt you tell the truth about never having wee'd in a pool. Every child does it in a swimming pool. Gotcha!:bigrin:

[darkeyes]

I make it $475.60. I did wee in a pool but was only 6 or 7 the last time. My dad slapped my legs for it too. When I asked how he knew he told me that pool water looks blue. So Fran, I doubt you tell the truth about never having wee'd in a pool. Every child does it in a swimming pool. Gotcha!:bigrin:

Huh.. lemme tell u wee Craigie.. even wen wee 1 thing me nev did wos wee in a pool... few times skinny dippin or jus swimmin in a riva, loch or the sea.. but nev a swimmin pool.. cheeky wee tart.. ;):tong:

.. an notha thing sumhow me thinks ya fine wud b jus a smidge moren u say it is.. don forget... Fran has lil flies on wall who report ya misdemeanors 2 'er..:bigrin::bigrin:

[biwmtrucker44]

$395.60...Looking to incress fines any takers need 3some and or some one in early 20s would be nice:bipride::shades:

[quiet1fornow]

$590.50

Worse than I thought...better than I feared!:eek:

Q:cool:

[Realist]

$425.50...but I really think I should have been PAID for some of those!

[luvnit3003]

I got $605.60

[EdofK]

A fun $475.00, with lots of great memories. But there is still time. :bigrin:

[llllllllll]

Slaps the cuffs on me cause I'm guilty and my fine was $775.10

[Flounder1967]

650.60 Not innocent but not guilty of the bad shit.

[chub-bi]

725.60.....And my only regret is that it wasn't more.

[rissababynta]

wow.. didn't think my fine would add up this much but here it is $740.60 wow i did this on face book as well and it came up with this same number..lol

I also did it on facebook, but I can't remember if the number was exactly the same or not. probably was.

[Emotional Masochist]

So i honestly did not believe this, but damn my fine 515.60.:eek: And here i was thinking I'm not dat bad... da only thing is all da ones dat i missed are things i want to do in the future:rolleyes: (except tha cheating)

[ChaiLatte]

$805.60

Yikes. :eek:

[SJ37AndSteph]

LOL.. Volty are u saying i need a good spanking and are u offering the spanking to me.. hehehe

Hugs Volty
SJ

[csreef]

My fine is $425 :tongue:

[DaddysBoy]

490.1 :O

[BLCHGK777]

My fine is 460.50 :cutelaugh

[Precious One]

I stopped adding at $600.

[piercedcurious]

my fine is 675.50

[ghytifrdnr]

$580.60. About average for this crowd.

[roy m cox]

o_0 i is a bad bunny $720.00:eek:

[niftyshellshock]

$275.60

:(

[TinTin]

$605.10 Yipee!! Enjoyed every minute

[Boats]

Good bad or indifferent, my fine was $770.00

[Canticle]

$00.00

[rissababynta]

$00.00

I call bullshit :bigrin:

[grayhound]

453.60 that I can remember the answer to

[Canticle]

I call bullshit :bigrin:

Sorry to disappoint you Rissa....but all true

[pelokwin]

HA HA HA $660.60!!
I'v been a baaaaddd boy:bigrin:

[rissababynta]

Sorry to disappoint you Rissa....but all true

so you've never used a sex toy, or given oral, or recieved oral?

[prefer_6]

$620.50--- I better go shower.....

[jem_is_bi]

My fine was $250. I accomplished that by keeping most transgressions as repeat offenses in a few items on the list.
But, I am a little worried that my age is affecting my memory.

[foreverbi]

My fine was $250. I accomplished that by keeping most transgressions as repeat offenses in a few items on the list.
But, I am a little worried that my age is affecting my memory.

I guess I haven't been as good as I thought

$645.60

[tg Shannon]

745.60 uh huh, thats right, I'm bad

[destin_bi]

$730.60. I'm taking the 5th on the rest of it.

[**Peg**]

:rolleyes: only 'cause you're in bed with the judge :tongue:

Doggie :doggie:



ROFL Doggy....took the words right outa my mouth

[**Peg**]

445.60 I did it in my head so I hope I didn't miss anything.

rissa, you naughty gurl! That wasn't one of the choices.... add $20 :tong:


ummmmm...$720.00. but i was married for 20 yrs, lol.

23 years for me, Adora.....that's why I only got $250 .... :eek:

[Georgie_Girl]

465.10...:bigrin:

[Canticle]

so you've never used a sex toy, or given oral, or recieved oral?

Me being me, I'm hardly likely to discuss my personal life, Rissa. One you mentioned, I can laugh my socks off, at. ''Toys''.....I gave up playing with toys when I was a child. Read what you like into that.

[rissababynta]

Ugh nevermind.

[12voltman59]

I went back and did the test more closely and accurately again--I thought that what I first came up was kinda low--my new sum comes to 525.60.

It does pay to take you time and think about the questions and to use a calculator when you are terrible with your "cypherin'!" :bigrin:

[still_shy]

Damn, I quit counting at $650.00....this reminds me of the purity test I took when I was younger :)

[darkeyes]

Damn, I quit counting at $650.00....this reminds me of the purity test I took when I was younger :)

Purity test?? Gud God.. hope ya failed that.. seem 2 b doin ok on this tho.. tee hee. muah!!

Do like the quit countin bit... sign of a top class tart... ya hav the makins of a triff boot girl Hil... fancy movin?? tee hee:bigrin:

[still_shy]

Purity test?? Gud God.. hope ya failed that.. seem 2 b doin ok on this tho.. tee hee. muah!!

Do like the quit countin bit... sign of a top class tart... ya hav the makins of a triff boot girl Hil... fancy movin?? tee hee:bigrin:


Ahh Frannie...I totally failed the purity test....turns out I was like 30% pure ;) I hate to see what it would be like now!
:bigrin:I have a feeling if we lived closer together, we would get into all sorts of trouble shopping and going out!! Would be so much fun! xoxo

[rissababynta]

Ahh Frannie...I totally failed the purity test....turns out I was like 30% pure ;) I hate to see what it would be like now!
:bigrin:I have a feeling if we lived closer together, we would get into all sorts of trouble shopping and going out!! Would be so much fun! xoxo

1) you failed the test? I'm shocked! :bigrin:
2) I wish we ALL lived closer together. I think I would be a much happier person right now if I were able to see some of you!

[still_shy]

No kidding Rissa :) I have a feeling we would totally set the world upside down if we all lived closer together...It's such a shame we're all spread out( that sounded kinda dirty) LOL

[rissababynta]

No kidding Rissa :) I have a feeling we would totally set the world upside down if we all lived closer together...It's such a shame we're all spread out( that sounded kinda dirty) LOL

YEAH it did lol.

[darkeyes]

YEAH it did lol.

.. yep.. yas not rong Ris.. an if we all lived on this lil island me reckons alla the rockin, rumpus an rumpy that went on wud sink bloody place..is only a wee place afta all.. betta off we all moved sumwer big .. Oz wud do.. cept God knos wtf we do 2 keep Chookie in check.. or even alive.. tee hee... mite prove 2 much for the ole bugga..:tong:

..God neva havin 2 wrap up in winta like a bloody eskimo an freezin ya nips off wenya goes clubbin 'n pubbin.... Jeez.. Oz it is...:bigrin:

[still_shy]

.. yep.. yas not rong Ris.. an if we all lived on this lil island me reckons alla the rockin, rumpus an rumpy that went on wud sink bloody place..is only a wee place afta all.. betta off we all moved sumwer big .. Oz wud do.. cept God knos wtf we do 2 keep Chookie in check.. or even alive.. tee hee... mite prove 2 much for the ole bugga..:tong:

..God neva havin 2 wrap up in winta like a bloody eskimo an freezin ya nips off wenya goes clubbin 'n pubbin.... Jeez.. Oz it is...:bigrin:

Oz it is for me too! It's snowing like hell here :eek: I'm sitting here looking up cruises for our vacation and wishing I could be there now. :)

[RockGardener]

Sorry, Doggie. My fine is only $655. Would you like to help me raise it?!?!?

:three:

[TheBisexualProfessor]

$350.60

[the sacred night]

$275, and even some of those I could probably contest in a court of law :rolleyes:

[Doggie_Wood]

Sorry, Doggie. My fine is only $655. Would you like to help me raise it?!?!?

:three:

:rolleyes: That could be a possibility :eek:

Doggie :doggie:

[lookin2tryit]

my calculator is smoking? what does that mean?...............hmmmmmmmmmmm one corner is melting , is this a bad thing?

[Randy from Pa]

Oh my !!!!!!!! I have been badder than I thought over my lifespan. LOL I cant believe it. I have been fined $ 775.00. MMMMM such a quite bad boy.

[capricornx22]

My Fine is......$590.10 :bigrin:

not too bad still have time to pay more fines.....:rolleyes:

[Lisa (va)]

$395.10

But I would go to "doggie court" on $ 55.10 of the fines and plead my case.

Lisa

hugs n kisses

[Samantha Sabrina]

What does it mean if the calculator keeps crashing my computer before I can get a total?

Huggggggggggs
Samantha

[letsdoit1969]

$665.00 guess I have bin busy

[BareHunter45]

Hey...how did you geta copy of my "Bucket List"?????

Now I'll never get out of debt.
My wife has a much bigger fine than mine....wooohooo....I'm gonna take her to dinner since she has less money than I do...or maybe I'll spend it on a fine for some of the ones I haven't done yet with her.

Bare

[bityme]

I guess that even fines for your transgressions increase with age. I owe $1010.60