Homemade porn. Bad idea.

[_Joe_]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18392_6-reasons-homemade-porn-worse-idea-than-you-think.html

I dunno. I found some lines sad, but true, thus funny.

[fredtyg]

If I read it right, they criticize amateur porn. I actually prefer amateur porn with all the noise included. It's much more real because it usually is real. The only downside being picture quality, sometimes. I've always wanted to do some video and post myself on xtube.com (http://www.xtube.com).

[roy m cox]

heh me and my boyfriends are on http://www.xtube.com/

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Oh? Where at, Mudpaws?
Cat

[fredtyg]

Yeah. Which one is it? The link just takes us to the xtube page.

[rissababynta]

Please do not post the link.

Based on the pics you have in your profile on this site nobody here wants to see people like you or your boyfriend naked and you do not have the face or body for porn at all. Even amateur porn on Xtube.

How did I miss the vote for President of opinions on bi.com! I would have voted for Tenni ;)

[BLCHGK777]

Please do not post the link.

Based on the pics you have in your profile on this site nobody here wants to see people like you or your boyfriend naked and you do not have the face or body for porn at all. Even amateur porn on Xtube.

WTF don't be an asshole to people on here that was rude and uncalled for!

[Doggiestyle]

:yikes2: I wonder why it is that you read some ot the more critical post that are made in this forum here at the BI website and you can just feel the "troll like vibes" a pouring out of the monitor and across the desk? :yikes2:

Question??? Is it just something that I am imagining, or what???

People with inquiring want to know, you know! Your friend, :doggie:

[BLCHGK777]

Most people do not find obesity to be sexy for good reason.

Haven't you seen those sham diets on TV like the cookie diet that makes you starve to death by wrecking your body since you eat their product and skip two meals instead of actual healthy real food, and it does not even teach you how to eat less and eat right?

Then don't click on the link but to post a comment like that was rude and uncalled for. It's called being respectful to ALL people and not to just who you feel like.

[cliffordmontero]

Considering "cumsloppyhole" has a screenname reminding me of less than a common whore, has only been a member for days, and doesnt have any profile information let alone a picture of anything I am guessing the troll title is applicable. Attacking someone from the sheild os the computer screen is gutless and weak. Why don't you come back and comment when you grow a pair.

As far as amatuer porn goes, I am for it. If I want picture perfect hardbodies, fake money shots, poor scripting, and bad acting, I know where the professional studio porn is. If I wanna watch real sex, amateurs do it right. Nothing fake about it, real noises, real orgasms, real boobs, you get the point.

One concern about homemade porn though, especially when posted online, there may come a day you might not want that video of you and the gangbang or whatnot. It could become embarassing if your kids, or grandkids, or (which happened to a friend) boss finds your video.

Oh, and private me the link to them amateur videos, I bet they are hot!

[Georgie_Girl]

Just imagine clicking on a video to see one of your relatives...:eek:

[rissababynta]

Just imagine clicking on a video to see one of your relatives...:eek:

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

[BLCHGK777]

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

Me too.

[darkeyes]

Just imagine clicking on a video to see one of your relatives...:eek:

Me knos 1 tite-arsed auntie me wud luff 2 c in a porn vid.. she has been on me case ev since me 1st came out.. an wen me finally accepted me lesbianism she had affrontery 2 send me a bible for me xmas.. an worse.. wen Lou wos born she did same for 'er..:eek: Am not normally a vengeful kinda gal.. but the hassle a 16 years dus kinda make ya a tadge resentful...:rolleyes:

[rissababynta]

Me knos 1 tite-arsed auntie me wud luff 2 c in a porn vid.. she has been on me case ev since me 1st came out.. an wen me finally accepted me lesbianism she had affrontery 2 send me a bible for me xmas.. an worse.. wen Lou wos born she did same for 'er..:eek: Am not normally a vengeful kinda gal.. but the hassle a 16 years dus kinda make ya a tadge resentful...:rolleyes:

LMFAO oooo we see the other side of Fran. LUFF it.

[allbimyself]

Me knos 1 tite-arsed auntie me wud luff 2 c in a porn vid.. she has been on me case ev since me 1st came out.. an wen me finally accepted me lesbianism she had affrontery 2 send me a bible for me xmas.. an worse.. wen Lou wos born she did same for 'er..:eek: Am not normally a vengeful kinda gal.. but the hassle a 16 years dus kinda make ya a tadge resentful...:rolleyes:
Make one of yourself and send it to me, fran. I'll send you the one I have with your aunt.

[darkeyes]

Make one of yourself and send it to me, fran. I'll send you the one I have with your aunt.

Me lotsa things Allbi me luffly..1a them is not stupid.. but agreein 2 ya request dus hav 1 thing goin for it..sorta thing she wud expect a me.. mite jus b worth makin 1 for that vid a 'er..:bigrin:

Brill idea..wud nev 'ear site nor sounda the ole witch ev gain!!!!

ps.. 2 all nice luffly wite witches..soz for the reference.. me auntie howeva is no wite witch!!!!!!:tong:

[TaylorMade]

Please do not post the link.

Based on the pics you have in your profile on this site nobody here wants to see people like you or your boyfriend naked and you do not have the face or body for porn at all. Even amateur porn on Xtube.

How about, if I don't wanna see it, I don't click the link? Instead, you had your steaming cup of asshole potion and decided to spew it on the board.

Nice work, Slappy.

At least the guy has pictures (and before you start in on me, I do as well, plus, people PAY to see me naked.)...where are yours, Glamour boi?


*Taylor*

[12voltman59]

I would suggest to everyone----put CumHole on iggy--his name and the tone of his comments should make it clear that he is one of our "trolls"--just in about personality 5000 by now!!

As to the original post by Joe---actually----I prefer to watch the short sorts of clips that people post of themselves on sites like Xtube, PornTube, and others over "real porn."

There might be some technical shortcomings with most "self" porn---but at least I know it is "real sex" and not sex on a pay per view basis.

I find most porn of all types, straight, gay, bi, trans or whatever to generally be stupid, formulaic and just generally boring---I hate the "money shot" of a guy pulling out his thing when he is ready to cum--taking off the rubber and shooting all over the guy or gal that has been sucking him of or he has been banging.

I cannot really stand most of the "real porn" for those reasons.

Give me a short clip of "homemade porn" done by real couples, straight, gay, bi or whatever combination thereof over professionally produced porn any old day!!!

To CumShot--or Whatever the frack his name is--the people in the vids can be "fat and ugly" as Cumdipshit says--- as far as I am concerned--as long as they really get into their sex and really enjoy it!!!!

[TwylaTwobits]

Actually I read the link Joe put up and the guy had good points. But for most people who do amateur porn, it's not for them to share with the world, it's for their own personal playback to get hot and horny again.

I wouldn't mind doing one with LDD and we have in fact talked about hooking up a webcam and having it play on the tv in front of us as we actually were involved, sex within sex, another stimulation.

But yes some remarks that have been made of a personal nature by someone who doesn't even have the decency to post a pic period, are rude and very uncalled for on this site or any other site where actual humans gather.

[thatcher29]

To get back to the original point, I prefer amateur porn. It just seems more real to me than the pretty boys and silicon sisters than inhabit professional productions. I get tired of the same stuff over and over. I'd much rather watch someone with a 6" cock really enjoying themselves than some 10" adonis bringing some actress to a faked screaming orgasm. Yes, not all the people I see in amateur videos are appealing to me but that's why there's a back button on keyboard and a fast forward on my DVD player. And if the main purpose of a lot of amateur videos is for satisfying the desires of the participants, then I don't see anything wrong with that either.

[BiJoe696]

I agree with Twyla and others. We have done lots of home made porn for over 20 years. Enjoy taking pics and vids of the action, either her slolo or set up the camera on tripod and have fun. We got better at lighting after a time, and got some pretty good results. She is a very loud screamer, moaner and multi so it makes for very hot action. We get excited taking pics and vids of the action, and I sure enjoy looking at them especially when home alone or share with close friends. Those we have shared with have seemed to enjoy them. We have edited them to avoid showing much of faces on ones posted on web sites.
After well over 20 years our bodies are not what they were, and I am sure the likes of CSHole would get very excited at the old ones and be turned off by our recent fun, but then who cares what he thinks.

[fredtyg]

We have edited them to avoid showing much of faces on ones posted on web sites.


Hey, BiJoe, any tips you've learned over time for covering up faces enough so they're just barely recognizable?

I've wanted to do home porn for some time, but the couple of guys I've had a chance to do it with got all nervous about somebody they didn't want to see the videos finding out about them. I don't blame them.

But I think videos where the faces of the players is smudged over lose a lot of impact, at least for me. I've seen some done where I could pretty much make out the facial features but not good enough to say that it was definitely someone I knew.

That's what I wanted to figure out how to do. Find the right techniques so I could put video of myself online but, if the wrong people got hold of it, it would be fuzzy enough I could deny it was me.

[Billys_gurl]

Getting back to what the topic is about...


OMG that was the most hilarious article I have read in a while!!!!!!!:cutelaugh:cutelaugh:cutelaugh

Thanks Joe! You were my warm spot on a snowy day!:kiss:

[Darkside2009]

I'm shocked, you mean to stand there and tell me there is more than one tight arse in your family, Dark Eyes? Lol

That would of course explain the strangulated English, I honestly just thought it was the way you walked.

The poor woman is probably just trying to save your soul from Perdition.

In the name of the Father, the Son , and into the Hole she goes.

[BiJoe696]

I agree with you about the "fuzzy out" faces. One way is to use a blindfold of some sort, with or without eye hole cut outs Another for the persons is to use these Mardi Gras fancy masks like sold for parties. Sometimes just the placement of camera can avoid face shots, but that has its limits. Ski mask or stockings work OK, but are more for simulated forced type scenes, which we are not really into. Huge dark sunglasses could very well be the ticket. A mistake I have seen, we made and if fact had to edit out is remove any pictures from room you are shooting in that have your kids, parents, friends etc !!! Or your award for Peoria, IL PTA PArent of the Year, or Judge of the Year or Congressman of the Year Award.

One thing forgot to mention, a few times we had someone taking the pics or vids and this makes it easier to hide faces and adds greatly to the quality of the finished video.


Hey, BiJoe, any tips you've learned over time for covering up faces enough so they're just barely recognizable?

I've wanted to do home porn for some time, but the couple of guys I've had a chance to do it with got all nervous about somebody they didn't want to see the videos finding out about them. I don't blame them.Idefinitely someone I knew.

That's what I wanted to figure out how to do. Find the right techniques so I could put video of myself online but, if the wrong people got hold of it, it would be fuzzy enough I could deny it was me.[/QUOTE]

[harrleyguy]

I personally love the idea of amature porn wish there was a good place to post it! I checked out Xtube seemed cool but really fucked up my PC pluss seems like a pain to post.

anyone have a sumular experience? I have a number of vid's to post an quite a turn on if I could find the right site

[Falke]

This article just lists off why I love amateur porn. It's real! Real people, doing real stuff, and in most cases it's free. Whereas, if I go to the pornerei I would have to shell out 20 bucks to see some girl with plastic boobs change positions 20 times, then gets a load blown in her face. Boring.

[BiJoe696]

I personally love the idea of amature porn wish there was a good place to post it! I checked out Xtube seemed cool but really fucked up my PC pluss seems like a pain to post.

anyone have a sumular experience? I have a number of vid's to post an quite a turn on if I could find the right site

I really cannot say what is the "right site" I guess I could list some have used in the past. Some have 1000's of views and only 10 comments, others seem to get more comments than others. Here are some in no order or pref.

http://forum.call-kelly.com/index.php
( J&T is our ID on that site, very old vids of us and here

http://www.watcherswebclubhouse.com
(joeyntina on there)

http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/
(nothing current on there )

www.adultboards.com
JOEYnTina
(we first posted there 10+ yrs ago, it was a great small board, wonderful feedback, but alas, times change, board is not very active anymore and with size limits have to link vids there thru servers like rapidshare etc)

There are hundreds of other these type boards to post on.