_Joe_
Jan 4, 2010, 2:02 PM
So last week I felt a small pain in my ballsack. This wasn't normal as I quit some bad habits a few months ago. Last night in the shower I poked and proded around and much to my horror... I found a small marble-sized mass. This is a few months after my wife telling me of her best friends husband getting testicular cancer and all that, so I'm rightfully scared shitless. I know it says its easily curable and yadda yadda yadda but still IT SCARED the fuck out of me.
I didn't sleep last night.
Got an 11:00am appointment with an Urologist this morning, and it turns out 10% of men who get the snip snip develop what I have. Basically some of the fluid leaked out of the spermicidalsubway and foudn themselves lost in the ballsack culdesack, and the white blood cell gangsta army was all "ATTAAAAAAAAAAAACK" and bumrushes the lost and confused despermicizedcitezens, and formed a huge pussy ball above the testicles. There's nothing to do but ride this out for 2-4 weeks.
And for those that remember my story about going in for the snip snip last year (look under my profile for picture and link :D ) it seems none of the nurses remember me
So that was my monday morning adventure.
I have a third nut. Pussy Nut, but a nut nonetheless.
I didn't sleep last night.
Got an 11:00am appointment with an Urologist this morning, and it turns out 10% of men who get the snip snip develop what I have. Basically some of the fluid leaked out of the spermicidalsubway and foudn themselves lost in the ballsack culdesack, and the white blood cell gangsta army was all "ATTAAAAAAAAAAAACK" and bumrushes the lost and confused despermicizedcitezens, and formed a huge pussy ball above the testicles. There's nothing to do but ride this out for 2-4 weeks.
And for those that remember my story about going in for the snip snip last year (look under my profile for picture and link :D ) it seems none of the nurses remember me
So that was my monday morning adventure.
I have a third nut. Pussy Nut, but a nut nonetheless.