Early Chistmas Greeatings

[Doggie_Wood]

Just around the corner, Christmas is . . . . . . .

http://d.yimg.com/kq/groups/2391252/724798318/name/merrychristmas1.wmv

Merry Christmas and may your holiday season be joyous.

Doggie :doggie:

[FalconAngel]

Once again, it is time for Christmas songs.

Just in time for the holidays.........

GUIDO THE MAFIA REINDEER

Feel free to sing it out loud :)
(sung to the tune of Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer)

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen,
But do you recall,
the most notorious reindeer of all,

Guido, the Mafia reindeer,
had a very shiny gun.
And if you ever saw it
You would turn around and run.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names,
til Guido, the Mafia Reindeer shot a couple in their brains.

Then one dark and stormy eve
the Feds came by to say
"Guido, with your gun so bright,
why don't you put it down tonight?"

Then all the reindeer shouted
very loud and angrily
"Guido, the Mafia Reindeer
will probably just cop a plea!"


Happy Yule.

Chris

[Bi_Druid]

I have a rude variation on the 12 days of xmas.
It was actually an old friend of mine who originally came up with it, and I can only remember accurately the first five, the rest are my own re-reinterpretation.

Anyway...

On the (insert number here) of Xmas, a porn star gave to me...
- A Vibrator in my pussy
- two love gloves, and...
- three bell-ends,...
- four falling turds,...
-Five Cock Rings...
- Six paddles a spanking,...
- Seven lovers licking,...
- Eight Whores a displaying
- Nine Tails of Whipping,...
- Ten Folds for blinding,...
- Eleven Pimps a pimping
- Twelve Foot of Rope for tieing

Go on, try and sing it right, it's quite fun trying not to crack up mid chorus

[MarieDelta]

Then there's this old fav (much thanks to friends who introduced jme to this song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRfvSOuwM_4

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

*Groan* oOh good Lord. Now I'm gunna have that tune in my head all day. Thaaaaanks Marie! lol :eek::tongue:
And dont rush Christmas, Guy. I'm stressing it enough as it is..lol
Cat

[FalconAngel]

But wait!! There's more!!:bigrin::bigrin::tong:;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlrw0kfZIZs&eurl=http://peta-sucks.com/smf/index.php?topic=30703.0

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/4/2/9424e2123c065054197d381d685028de.mp3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssa_56NzKOM&eurl=http://peta-sucks.com/smf/index.php?topic=30703.0

http://www.jibjab.com/view/92487

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsvZHHLQ8-c

http://www.jibjab.com/view/138104

[mikey3000]

And for those who enjoy crossdressing, Merry Christmas to you!...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foybsDsn5hk

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Groan. Falcon needs a spankin' for some of those..lol
But I liked the one of the from boy to girl in 4 minutes. He was Cute.:}
Silly Cat

[roy m cox]

wavs a paw at every one happy Christmas ,,:bigrin:


then runs and hides :bigrin:

[MarieDelta]

From your buddy Donnie Baker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ajxU2SI0fU

[hungNhungry]

... and to all a good night.

[TwylaTwobits]

http://www.fortunecity.com/banners/interstitial.html?http://members.fortunecity.com/sidewind27/files/jingcock1.zip

had to add that one, you might be able to find it as jingcock.wav on a search. How to suck a cock to jingle bell rock :)