Long Duck Dong
Nov 21, 2009, 10:20 PM
I do recall reading a number of times, how the average male averages 5-6 minutes worth of sex and they cum..and it got me thinking about hooking up
now we know what hooking up is...and if we don't we have been too long without sex.... cos hooking up is not a reference to putting a worm on a fishing hook..... its meeting up for sex.....
ok if the average male lasts 5-6 minutes with sexual contact before cumming
then it barely seems worth the effort..... you may as well go thru the drive thru at mcdonalds and suck the cock of the guy at the cash registar as he hands you your fries.... at least you get fries with your * thickshake *
and frieds can last 10 minutes.....
but what about the people that are safety conscious and careful with who they meet up with...... they can spent 3 months to a year doing the credit check, CIA profile, DNA tests etc etc.... for 5 minutes worth of pleasure...... omg I hope its pleasure....
can you imagine that, one year of making sure that you are not gonna fuck freddy kruegar..... you finally meet up... then its grope slurp grope, grunt, grunt groan splurt, fart, stratch ass, yawn, look at ya watch and gone.......
OMFG.... I have had longer and more enjoyable wanks.......
seriously, it can not be true can it..... please tell me that hook ups last longer than superman with premature ejeculation ..... maybe they don't.... but honestly..... at my age of 39 I like to think that a hook up lasts longer than it would take for my viagra to kick in......
god it would be like watching the superbowl and fucking during the commercials......... I could almost imagine a grope during the car ad, a kiss during the pepsi ad, stick it in during the candy bar ad and cumming just as the announcer starts to talk again....... OMG.....
hey ladies..... is there any truth to the rumour that the best way a lady gets wet during a hook up, is to stand in the shower..... cos if a male takes 5 minute to cum...and a lady takes about 30 minutes to be fully aroused.... they would need a hook up with 6 guys just to be ready for ....... their feeldoe ?????
makes you wonder just who wrote the rolling stones song * I can't get no satisfaction *.....
so please.... for the love of god.... tell me that hook ups last longer than 5 minutes....or that guys can last longer then 5 minutes too.....
we have our egos to think about..... that and my viagra is just kicking in now so if you can take 5 minutes to write a reply, I can hook up and be in and out and finished without distracting you
now we know what hooking up is...and if we don't we have been too long without sex.... cos hooking up is not a reference to putting a worm on a fishing hook..... its meeting up for sex.....
ok if the average male lasts 5-6 minutes with sexual contact before cumming
then it barely seems worth the effort..... you may as well go thru the drive thru at mcdonalds and suck the cock of the guy at the cash registar as he hands you your fries.... at least you get fries with your * thickshake *
and frieds can last 10 minutes.....
but what about the people that are safety conscious and careful with who they meet up with...... they can spent 3 months to a year doing the credit check, CIA profile, DNA tests etc etc.... for 5 minutes worth of pleasure...... omg I hope its pleasure....
can you imagine that, one year of making sure that you are not gonna fuck freddy kruegar..... you finally meet up... then its grope slurp grope, grunt, grunt groan splurt, fart, stratch ass, yawn, look at ya watch and gone.......
OMFG.... I have had longer and more enjoyable wanks.......
seriously, it can not be true can it..... please tell me that hook ups last longer than superman with premature ejeculation ..... maybe they don't.... but honestly..... at my age of 39 I like to think that a hook up lasts longer than it would take for my viagra to kick in......
god it would be like watching the superbowl and fucking during the commercials......... I could almost imagine a grope during the car ad, a kiss during the pepsi ad, stick it in during the candy bar ad and cumming just as the announcer starts to talk again....... OMG.....
hey ladies..... is there any truth to the rumour that the best way a lady gets wet during a hook up, is to stand in the shower..... cos if a male takes 5 minute to cum...and a lady takes about 30 minutes to be fully aroused.... they would need a hook up with 6 guys just to be ready for ....... their feeldoe ?????
makes you wonder just who wrote the rolling stones song * I can't get no satisfaction *.....
so please.... for the love of god.... tell me that hook ups last longer than 5 minutes....or that guys can last longer then 5 minutes too.....
we have our egos to think about..... that and my viagra is just kicking in now so if you can take 5 minutes to write a reply, I can hook up and be in and out and finished without distracting you