Friday Funny

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Ok..you know things are getting bad when the Gieco Gecko has to have his relitives smuggled in from his native country...*Snicker*
Bad Cat....;)

Authorities: Man tied lizards to chest at airport

LOS ANGELES – Federal officials say they arrested a man who strapped 15 live lizards to his chest to get through customs at Los Angeles International Airport.

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said Friday that 40-year-old Michael Plank of Lomita, Calif., was returning from Australia when U.S. Customs agents found two geckos, two monitor lizards and 11 skinks — another type of lizard — fastened to his body Tuesday.

Plank has been released on $10,000 bond and will be arraigned in federal court on Dec. 21.

Authorities say the lizards' value totals more than $8,500. All Australian reptiles are strictly regulated and Plank did not have a permit for them.

So I take it that "Walking the Plank" wasnt such a good idea..........? :rolleyes::bigrin:;):tongue::cool:

[eddy10]

LOL ... some folks will do anything to make a buck.

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Yeah..a lizard coyote wouldn't be my most ideal job choice..lmao
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[roy m cox]

hi cat wavs a paw

i bet the lizard's enjoyed it tho :bigrin:

wonder if he's one of thou's guy's with a duct tape fetish too :bigrin:

[rissababynta]

WTF lmao.

[mikey3000]

What is a fart?

A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud!

A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known To sound like a song....

A fart can create A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless, Or silent... And deadly.

A fart might not smell, While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...

A fart can occur In a number of places,
And leave everyone there With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie to small elevators,
A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.

That farts are all bad Is simply not true,
We must never forget... Sweet old farts like you!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? FROM ONE OLD FART TO ANOTHER!

[rissababynta]

What is a fart?

A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud!

A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known To sound like a song....

A fart can create A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless, Or silent... And deadly.

A fart might not smell, While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...

A fart can occur In a number of places,
And leave everyone there With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie to small elevators,
A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.

That farts are all bad Is simply not true,
We must never forget... Sweet old farts like you!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? FROM ONE OLD FART TO ANOTHER!

Well, if you were talking about my husbands farts, yes, it definitely brought a tear to my eye.

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Uhhhh...thanks Mikey.....Maybe Thats how he got the lizards to lay peacefully. Had chili fries at lunch before boarding the plane. My question is: How were they spotted? How did they know he was smuggling lizards like some kind of reptile wrangler??

Did the X-ray machine display several little lizardy skeletons on him as he passed thru the x-ray machine? Did some dude in the bathroom see a tail peeking out from the guys shirt? Did he hear this little tinny voice calling like in The Fly "Savvveee meeee! Savee meeee!?"

Ok thats it, I need sleep...lol:rolleyes:
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