Long Duck Dong
Oct 30, 2009, 7:34 PM
I have learnt many life lessons from my animals so I decided to share them
life lessons I have learnt from my dog
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Take naps and stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Be loyal.
Never pretend to be something you're not.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close and nuzzle them gently.
Thrive on affection and let people touch you - enjoy back rubs and pats on your neck.
When you leave your yard, make it an adventure.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout - run right back and make friends.
Bond with your pack.
On cold nights, curl up in front of a crackling fire.
When you're excited, speak up.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
life lessons I have learnt from my cat
Life is hard, then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything, except maybe a few hours.
When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Variety is the spice of life, one day ignore people the next annoy them.
Climb your way to the top - that's why the drapes are there.
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
Find your place in the sun. Especially if it happens to be on that nice clean pile of laundry.
Make your mark in the world - or at least spray in each corner.
When eating out, think nothing of sending your meal back twenty or thirty times.
If you are not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
Always give generously. A small bird or rodent left on the bed lets them know you care.
When you go out into the world, remember that being placed on a pedestal is a right not a privilege.
But the most valuable lesson I have learnt from my cat and dog is this....
Lick your own balls, just because you can...... it can make so many wish they were you
life lessons I have learnt from my dog
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Take naps and stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Be loyal.
Never pretend to be something you're not.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close and nuzzle them gently.
Thrive on affection and let people touch you - enjoy back rubs and pats on your neck.
When you leave your yard, make it an adventure.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout - run right back and make friends.
Bond with your pack.
On cold nights, curl up in front of a crackling fire.
When you're excited, speak up.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
life lessons I have learnt from my cat
Life is hard, then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything, except maybe a few hours.
When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Variety is the spice of life, one day ignore people the next annoy them.
Climb your way to the top - that's why the drapes are there.
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
Find your place in the sun. Especially if it happens to be on that nice clean pile of laundry.
Make your mark in the world - or at least spray in each corner.
When eating out, think nothing of sending your meal back twenty or thirty times.
If you are not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
Always give generously. A small bird or rodent left on the bed lets them know you care.
When you go out into the world, remember that being placed on a pedestal is a right not a privilege.
But the most valuable lesson I have learnt from my cat and dog is this....
Lick your own balls, just because you can...... it can make so many wish they were you