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_Joe_
Oct 16, 2009, 5:06 PM
So it was your normal monthly brush cleaning activities... well it was for me at least. The underbrush was getting a bit unmanageable and all, so I got the trimmer and slipped on the #2 thingy, and went to trimming.

When done, I sat there and admired it for a minute, instead of moving onto other things, and this allowed one of my greatest life flaws to blossom. I had that quiet time to THINK, and form an idea. The idea was to trim a :) into the now neatly trimmed groundcover.

The smile was no problem, it's pretty visible.

However going up, the landscape starts to get a bit bare. What were supposed to be eyes, simply look like that round-pattern die back you get in your lawn in the hot fall months. There's sorta a circle, you think, but you're not sure exactly where it starts and finish. Suffice to say, it seems now I have some hair-related-leprosy. It looks silly and I don't even want to touch myself in fear of losing the hair on my palms... it could be contagious you know.

Unfortunately, I had another idea. Without going into detail here, let me warn everyone do not try to use Rogaine on your crotch.

That is all.
rissababynta
Oct 16, 2009, 5:10 PM
I have yet to figure out why you like smiley faces so much...If I remember correctly this is not the first time that you had an fun idea involving a smiley face ;-)
_Joe_
Oct 16, 2009, 5:13 PM
I have yet to figure out why you like smiley faces so much...If I remember correctly this is not the first time that you had an fun idea involving a smiley face ;-)

http://main.bisexual.com/forum/pictures/89719/image_6eca2d93.jpg

That doesn't look like a smile face to me. THAT'S A SAD FACE :(
littlerayofsunshine
Oct 16, 2009, 6:01 PM
Joe,

I am sure by now you have found a few ways to turn that frown upside down...

Now since you haven't supplied pics of your hair folly, I shall rely on your words and my minds own imagery to sustain my laughter.

You can always use magic marker as a filler until it grows back. Sort of like when women's greys grown back in, they sharpee or crayola till they dye again...

LMAO
roy m cox
Oct 16, 2009, 6:08 PM
http://main.bisexual.com/forum/pictures/89719/image_6eca2d93.jpg

That doesn't look like a smile face to me. THAT'S A SAD FACE :(

lol i like that lol :tong:
rissababynta
Oct 16, 2009, 6:35 PM
http://main.bisexual.com/forum/pictures/89719/image_6eca2d93.jpg

That doesn't look like a smile face to me. THAT'S A SAD FACE :(

Oh yes that's right...but still...it's a face either way...you must really like faces on your crotch :-P
codybear3
Oct 16, 2009, 7:18 PM
Oh yes that's right...but still...it's a face either way...you must really like faces on your crotch :-P


...who doesn't????? :rolleyes::bigrin::tong::paw::paw:
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Oct 17, 2009, 12:42 AM
LMAO OMG...first the smiley face on da weenie, now one on the underbrush?? How is Mrs Joe taking all of this? Somebody needs to send that poor woman a box of Klondike bars....:tong::bigrin:
Laughing Cat
Cherokee_Mountaincat
Oct 17, 2009, 12:44 AM
LMAO Ray. Hair Folly-cals...
Sorry..snicker
Cat
littlerayofsunshine
Oct 17, 2009, 12:51 PM
They have GLH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSEDyOAGS4E) Maybe there is some GLP too..
Donkey_burger
Oct 17, 2009, 7:47 PM
I'm laughing here!

DB :bipride: