_Joe_
Oct 16, 2009, 5:06 PM
So it was your normal monthly brush cleaning activities... well it was for me at least. The underbrush was getting a bit unmanageable and all, so I got the trimmer and slipped on the #2 thingy, and went to trimming.
When done, I sat there and admired it for a minute, instead of moving onto other things, and this allowed one of my greatest life flaws to blossom. I had that quiet time to THINK, and form an idea. The idea was to trim a :) into the now neatly trimmed groundcover.
The smile was no problem, it's pretty visible.
However going up, the landscape starts to get a bit bare. What were supposed to be eyes, simply look like that round-pattern die back you get in your lawn in the hot fall months. There's sorta a circle, you think, but you're not sure exactly where it starts and finish. Suffice to say, it seems now I have some hair-related-leprosy. It looks silly and I don't even want to touch myself in fear of losing the hair on my palms... it could be contagious you know.
Unfortunately, I had another idea. Without going into detail here, let me warn everyone do not try to use Rogaine on your crotch.
That is all.
When done, I sat there and admired it for a minute, instead of moving onto other things, and this allowed one of my greatest life flaws to blossom. I had that quiet time to THINK, and form an idea. The idea was to trim a :) into the now neatly trimmed groundcover.
The smile was no problem, it's pretty visible.
However going up, the landscape starts to get a bit bare. What were supposed to be eyes, simply look like that round-pattern die back you get in your lawn in the hot fall months. There's sorta a circle, you think, but you're not sure exactly where it starts and finish. Suffice to say, it seems now I have some hair-related-leprosy. It looks silly and I don't even want to touch myself in fear of losing the hair on my palms... it could be contagious you know.
Unfortunately, I had another idea. Without going into detail here, let me warn everyone do not try to use Rogaine on your crotch.
That is all.