Long Duck Dong
Oct 15, 2009, 1:39 AM
A married couple in their early 60 ' s were celebrating their 40th
Wedding Anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant...
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She
said, "For being such a wonderful married couple and for being loving
to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." The
wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling
husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets
for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic,
but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love,
but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than I." The wife, and
the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 93
years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards
should remember fairies are female.....
Wedding Anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant...
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She
said, "For being such a wonderful married couple and for being loving
to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." The
wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling
husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets
for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic,
but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love,
but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than I." The wife, and
the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 93
years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards
should remember fairies are female.....