SEX TOYS were do they find there place and which ones are the best?

[diget]

every thing from pocket vagina's to giant 12 in dildos whats the best of both and how do YOU think they find their place in sex?:bigrin:
http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt220/rempump870/jhg.jpg

[diget]

another good picture i found.

[Realist]

First, I want to share this about a nymphomaniac:

I've only known one nymphomaniac in my life and I hope I never meet another one!

She was one of the saddest women I've ever met. She was pretty, had a remarkable figure, was articulate, and held an excellent job.............but was insanely preoccupied by sex 24/7. She would have sex with men, women, boys; anyone who would have her. She would drop everything in favor of having sex, with anyone, any where, but as long as I knew her, she never had an orgasm. She got close, she thought, but was always frustrated. I'm sure it's a mental issue, best tended to by doctors who specialize in that form of psychology, but as far as I knew, she never saw one.

I regret to admit that I was in a party of 6 young Airmen, who she took home with her for sex. From about 11 pm, until almost daylight, we had sex with her. I was with her once, after she'd had three others, but that was only the beginning for her.

Even though I was drinking, I was disgusted afterwards and if I had driven, I would have left. Most of the guys were with her several times and as soon as one would get up, she'd beg for another......quickly.

When everyone was worn out, she was begging for more. Everyone, but me and one other guy, refused to go back to her....we both were "bummed out" as we used to say. It was a fruitless exercise, and very sad.

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OK, Toys: I've never had an interest in sex toys, but have enjoyed helping others with theirs. A male lover last year, loved getting fucked by a dildo and getting masturbated, while in the doggie position.

Most people get aroused looking at porn; his favorite way to excite himself was to look at Adam and Eve catalogs and think how each toy would feel.

A lady, who I see when she comes to Florida for the winter, has one of the biggest rubber dildos I've ever seen. At 65, one of her biggest pleasures is to be fucked with that huge thing, while she uses a vibrator on herself. At about 4'11" it amazes me that she can even accept a big instrument like that in her small body!

My first wife had an assortment of toys, that she "rationed" the vibrating ones because, if she used the vibrating ones too often, she'd become desensitized. But when she got in the mood, I enjoyed sharing them with her.

I knew a fellow, who bought one of the first fleshlights I ever saw. He told me it was the best sex he ever had...and he was married!

It'd be a sad day for me, if I felt I'd rather have sex with an inanimate device, than with a lover!

[roy m cox]

mmmmm i love my toy :tong:

makes me feel so good heh :tong:

[_Joe_]

I knew a fellow, who bought one of the first fleshlights I ever saw. He told me it was the best sex he ever had...and he was married!

It'd be a sad day for me, if I felt I'd rather have sex with an inanimate device, than with a lover!

Reasons a Fleshlight Awesome

#1
Dinner and a Movie : $100 or so
Fleshlight© : $79 plus shipping and handling

#2
Available 24/7 365 days a year.

#3
Doesn't care about it's own favorite position

#4
It never comments on your looks or what you had for dinner, even if its Mexican Food

#5
It doesn't care if you push it down harder to make a deeper blowjob

#6
It won't call you and say it's late

#7
It doesn't mind if you fall asleep right then and there after climax

#8
It doesn't get headaches or ask you to wait till after Grey's Anatomy

#9
It prefers water soluable lube over flowers and chocolate

#10
It feels no pain when it's time to toss it out and replace the fleshy part, and you can say "oh yes I am so going to dump you for your sister whos ribbed for my pleasure!"

[fredtyg]

I enjoy dildoes/dongs on occasion, but they're just no substitute for the real thing and, actually, they can be a hassle to use at times if you're alone. One thing I would love to have is one of those fucking machines (http://www.fuckingmachines-tgp.com/) where you have a machine with a dong at the end of a shaft and it does the dong work for you. I'd buy one if I could but I believe they run hundreds or thousands of dollars.

They'd probably be more appreciated by guys as I suspect women would find it easier to get the real thing.

[Realist]

OK, Joe, I get the point!

You'd make a great used car salesman!

[ready5858]

I have used many different ones, long, short, probes, double headed, butt plugs etc. nothing I repeat nothing replaces the real thing. I have had woman with strap-ons but I will always want and desire a hard cock,, sorry the feel of a hard cock in your mouth or up my ass can't be beat.