Bumper Stickers I've seen :}

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Bumper Stickers I've Seen.......

How do I set the laser printer to stun?


We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?


"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."


I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert....


And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be ... ?


Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.


If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.


A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.


Don't force it, get a larger hammer.


I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.


I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.


On the other hand, you have different fingers.


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


And Finally......very apropos (that's french for " I have no idea what it
means"):


A closed mouth gathers no feet.

:rolleyes:

[networktech]

How bout, "I have lipstick on my dipstick":bigrin:

[roy m cox]

i saw this one to day ,,


if you can read this your to close
back off ----- no tail gating

:bigrin:


:bipride::bipride::bipride::bipride:

[Doggiestyle]

I must admit that I do like to read bumper stickers. I'll read them in traffic or parking lots ETC. And i've seen some that are funny, ho hum and so on. One I saw recently is
Lottery = A tax on people that are bad at math........... Yeah, ok? Ho hum? :rolleyes:
To this day though, the one I liked the best was.
Sticks and stones may break my bones-------But whips and chains excite me! :cool:

Your friend, :doggie:

[FalconAngel]

Well, there are also these ones:

Nice truck, shame about the small penis.

Have you ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?

Out of my mind. Back in 10 minutes.

[Realist]

I saw a little old lady driving a Lincoln with New Jersey plates on it. The left/front fender was bashed in and her windshield was cracked. Someone had stuck a bumper sticker on the damaged fender.

The bumper sticker said:

"Help preserve the South--Teach a Yankee how to drive!"

[csrakate]

Not sure how often you see these anywhere but in the Bible belt South..but very often you'll see a bumper sticker that says, "Warning! In case of Rapture, this car will be empty!" One of my favorite bumper stickers in response to this is..."In case of Rapture, can I have your car?"

[Skyclad Jewel]

Here's one of my favorites: "As long as teachers give tests there will be prayer in schools."

[Caaveman]

Bumper Stickers I've Seen.......


If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
:

The one I like best (so far) is:

If at first you don't succeed
keep on sucking, there's a seed in there somewhere.

[chub-bi]

Any day above ground is a good one.

[FalconAngel]

Not sure how often you see these anywhere but in the Bible belt South..but very often you'll see a bumper sticker that says, "Warning! In case of Rapture, this car will be empty!" One of my favorite bumper stickers in response to this is..."In case of Rapture, can I have your car?"

We've seen both of those down here. Love the second one, though.

[allbimyself]

One I had for a long time:

Methinks thou art a shithead.

[stormalong]

Bambi makes a cute sandwich

No, I DON'T want to hear about your Grandchildren

My son got your honor student knocked up

You're just jealous 'cause the voices only talk to me

my other car is another piece of shit

my other car is at home on blocks

one I saw in Kenton yesterday;

Oh, You voted for Obama? Thanks alot asshole!!

I brake just to screw with your mind.....

Ann Arbor is a whore....GO BUCKEYES!!!

[littlerayofsunshine]

I accidentally posted my response to this one in another thread.. So I will post the link to my oopsies :)


http://main.bisexual.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140798&postcount=20

[zman64]

there are so many i can't keep track of them all....two that come to mind are...
I BRAKE FOR NO APPARENT REASON

THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL ME....MAKES ME FUCKING HOWL IN PAIN

i had a window sticker on an old car...right next to my RUGER FIREARMS LOGO sticker that read...IS THERE ANYTHING IN THIS CAR REALLY WORTH DYING FOR?

[Hephaestion]

Bumper stickers spawned by the Harry Enfield comedy show:

1) Turbo Nutter Bastard

3) Loadsa Money


Source unknown:

1) Have we been introduced?

2) Jesus Saves - with the Woolwich

3) See ya later overtaker in a casket crazy basket (1950's)

4) Do not distrub - driver asleep

5) Watch my arse, not hers

6) Don't follow me, I'm lost too

7) Born Free - taxed to death

8) It's a great day - watch some bastard spoil it

9) Mafia staff car

10) Need sex? Ask driver for details

11) Sit on it and swivell

etc

[zanybrainy]

The one on the back of our vehicles:

Life's short, play naked

Zany

[**Peg**]

in horse country:

she won't be a nag if you treat her like a thoroughbred

[FalconAngel]

And let us not forget a real pleaser:

"my (insert dog breed here) is smarter than your honor student"

[Realist]

I hope they didn't say Bassett hound, they've gotta be the dumbest dogs alive! A friend spent a fortune in obedience shcools for his "Prize winning Basset". He was dumber afterwards than before he went to school! After that one died, he got another (misery loves company) That one was no better! Don't get me started!

[BareHunter45]

Saw this one years ago and it has been my favorite ever since:

"I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn looks good to me!"