Even brilliant ideas can backfire

[_Joe_]

So ok, anyone that has read by bio knows I don't come to bisex.com for net sex.

I also say I have Crohn's disease. That alone has turned me to a I-Feel-Un-Sexy person.

I use a Toilet icon in chat for actually the main reason to scare off those looking for net sex, as hey its a TOILET. How unsexy is that

And yet, every now and then someone tries to just netsex me without looking at my bio or knowing shit about me. I am tired of being polite, because I went out of my way to explain I'm not here for that so often I just say somethign so unsexy they go away

Then today, they did not go away.

He started with "How are you now"
I replied "As opposed to when"

and it continues :
http://www.crazyjoe.us/chatlog/older.jpg
his name has been blocked since it was a private chat.

With every thing I said, I thought 'ok he'll leave me alone now and forever"

Sigh. I thought this was a good plan but now I feel dirty.

[cand86]

I love fucking with unwanted chatters, too. Or rather, I like it when I'm mean and sarcastic and the person rises to the challenge and proves that they're worth talking to.

"asl?" will get the response "Oh no, I'm not deaf. I don't know American sign language.". "I'm so hot." gets "Do you have an air conditioner?" or "What is the temperature where you're at?". "I'm so horny." gets "Cold showers help, I hear.". The people who get angry and sputter and leave were not worth my time, and it's very fun.

Of course, you can always just talk about shit :tongue:

[_Joe_]

Of course, you can always just talk about shit :tongue:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Gfqu_HqqeaU/RjC0ga8MOTI/AAAAAAAAALs/AzWK6Co1rg4/s320/crohnscard-2.jpg

[TwylaTwobits]

Joe, ya never fail to make me laugh. Perhaps you could start a list of answers to give to unwanted pesterers that is like a code. They should read the list and when they see something like "No Fuck Off" they would know it meant you weren't gonna give them your phone number for a quick phone session.

[roy m cox]

gods i don't know how many times that has happen to me on SKYPE ,

is you don't want sibersex don't get SKYPE lol people will ask you to cam to cam in heh well i think you get wear im going i have even been offered money for sex on their but got scared of a Russian guy who wanted to buy me and fly me their i shutdown my SKYPE cuzz of that and have not been back on till i found out my dad was in the hospital and had to call my sister on it ..

so i feel for you joe don't give in to thou's people ,,

:bipride::bipride::bipride::bipride:

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

LMAO. Oh God, Joe........I love it. I love it when some idjet comes on with "Ya horny?" I'll reply with "No, I'm Cat" Or I'll pop back with "Oh how nice for you. I'm happy for ya"
Of if said Idjet cant get the hint, I'll just come back with "What part of I'm fucking interested is it that you are incapable of Comprehending?"
I hate to get nasty with folks, but sometimes ya have to. I loved your approach, and thank you for the laugh.
Muah!
Cat

[_Joe_]

LMAO. Oh God, Joe........I love it. I love it when some idjet comes on with "Ya horny?" I'll reply with "No, I'm Cat" Or I'll pop back with "Oh how nice for you. I'm happy for ya"
Of if said Idjet cant get the hint, I'll just come back with "What part of I'm fucking interested is it that you are incapable of Comprehending?"
I hate to get nasty with folks, but sometimes ya have to. I loved your approach, and thank you for the laugh.
Muah!
Cat

Well maybe you should say you're NOT interested instead of FUCKING interested.

[Falke]

LOL, that is great Joe. I am on another site where sexual advances are verboten. However, there is some idiot who doesn't get it. So, I usually request that all offenders are sent my way just for fucking with purposes. I like to think that they need a shower to clean off the filth I send em! :bigrin: