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_Joe_
Jul 15, 2009, 4:46 PM
http://www.elroysemporium.com/news/rapturetalk.html


Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture
by Elroy Willis -- August 2, 2001

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ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.

Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus.

"She started screaming `He's back! He's back!' and climbed out through the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.

"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. "She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.

Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by him.

"I think my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower said when asked why his wife would do such a thing.

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."





Helium in Sex Dolls. Discuss.

littlerayofsunshine
Jul 15, 2009, 4:54 PM
So you can Fuck em and Suck em :bigrin:

and it wasn't love, but it was a gas... soon found out.. that someone passed.. Seemed like the real thing... only to fiiiind..... Man had fun... of the plastic kind

rissababynta
Jul 15, 2009, 4:58 PM
Is this for real????

I hate to sound like an evil bitch, because someone lost a life, but I was seriously laughing my ass off by the time I got to the end of that.

Cherokee_Mountaincat
Jul 15, 2009, 6:49 PM
Dayum, I never saw anything like that when I lived in Arkansas! lol
I'm sorry the woman died, though. :(


And yes, seeing helium filled sex dolls would have been a reason to laugh ones ass off. Can you imagine a poor pilot of a commercial airliner seeing one of those???
"Houston we have a problem. WTF you guys doin down there? Ya'll started the party and didnt Tell us??? You couldnt wait til we landed???"
Bad Cat lol

sailin
Jul 15, 2009, 9:41 PM
Ok, OK, after I got done laughing I checked urban legends and it's a joke. Funny!
For future reference, most theologians are rather firmly convinced that if and when Jesus does return, he's not likely to be driving a pickup truck.

FalconAngel
Jul 15, 2009, 9:51 PM
Is this for real????

I hate to sound like an evil bitch, because someone lost a life, but I was seriously laughing my ass off by the time I got to the end of that.

It's not real. It's an urban legend, rissa.

Click on the link that joe posted to see the story of it.

Doggiestyle
Jul 15, 2009, 10:30 PM
A fuckin helium doll!!!!!! Is that what you call a "lite fuck"? We got lite beer, all kinds of lite foods, and now a lite fuck huh? Or is that a fuckin lite? Oh well, I wonder that if you started muff diving into that one and she started leaking on you, would it make you talk funny? :tong: I wonder just what kind of party was that guy going to anyway? Me wondering here, if you were a hammering away at a couple of those and you started floating away and up. Would that be called ascending the "stairway to heaven"?

Gotta admit, this is a new one on me. Your friend, :doggie: ........:bibounce:

BrotherJack
Jul 16, 2009, 12:16 AM
Real or not...it was really funny.........guess the dolls got a ''blow dry''..........

If a real person did die....then that would have been sad.

rissababynta
Jul 16, 2009, 12:53 AM
Oh well, I wonder that if you started muff diving into that one and she started leaking on you, would it make you talk funny? :tong: :

LMFAO! Oh my God, I can't breathe lmao.