fuzzybunnykins
Jun 18, 2009, 2:26 PM
Land of dope and glory,
Mother of crack and E,
How shall we describe thee,
Who are shocked by thee?
Wilder still and wilder,
Shall thy streets now get.
God who gave up on thee
Try and help us yet!
Land of dope and glory,
Show us your ID.
Asylum seekers only
Should be at liberty.
Fatter still and fatter
Shall their welfare cheques get.
But if we must deport them
First class on a jet.
Land of dope and glory,
Schools are in decline,
Teachers getting duffed up
By children all the time.
There is no deception,
Maths and English are gone,
They teach contraception.
Pills for everyone!
Found it years ago in a news paper (prob daily mail)
a bit political but funny none the less :D
Mother of crack and E,
How shall we describe thee,
Who are shocked by thee?
Wilder still and wilder,
Shall thy streets now get.
God who gave up on thee
Try and help us yet!
Land of dope and glory,
Show us your ID.
Asylum seekers only
Should be at liberty.
Fatter still and fatter
Shall their welfare cheques get.
But if we must deport them
First class on a jet.
Land of dope and glory,
Schools are in decline,
Teachers getting duffed up
By children all the time.
There is no deception,
Maths and English are gone,
They teach contraception.
Pills for everyone!
Found it years ago in a news paper (prob daily mail)
a bit political but funny none the less :D