Tuesday Titter

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

The Penis Tax..............

The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it's pissed off, 30% of the time it's hard up, 10% of the time it's in the hole.

On top of all this, it has two dependents, and they're both nuts.

Accordingly, starting January 1, 1999, penises will be taxed according to size !

To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm this
information on page 2, Section 7, Line 3, of the standard 1040P form.

10 to 12 inches................Luxury Tax...............$50.00

8 to 10 inches.................Pole Tax..................$30

6 to 8 inches...................Privilege Tax............$15.

4 to 6 inches...................Nuisance Tax.......... $5.00

PLEASE NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION ! ! ! ! ! ! !

***** Males exceeding 12 inches must file Capital Gains

Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
Internal Revenue Service

[littlerayofsunshine]

lol.. ya had me at "TIT"ter


thank goodness it leaves all my vibies and dildos out of it. Or maybe next they will put mileage meters on em and charge so many cents per mile. It'll be like the long island power authority where people just drive by in cars and use that nifty electro gadget that reads the meater (yes I know I spelled it wrong) and never have to get outta the car.

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Glad to have helped, Az.
Cat

[hudson9]

:bigrin:
I enjoyed that!
:bigrin:

[12voltman59]

lol.. ya had me at "TIT"ter


thank goodness it leaves all my vibies and dildos out of it. Or maybe next they will put mileage meters on em and charge so many cents per mile. It'll be like the long island power authority where people just drive by in cars and use that nifty electro gadget that reads the meater (yes I know I spelled it wrong) and never have to get outta the car.

Nope--the government will have to tax your stuff too----they are also going to figure out how to tax the orgasm---anything that much fun cannot go without being taxed and regulated by the government, don't you know???

:bigrin::bigrin:

[littlerayofsunshine]

Nope--the government will have to tax your stuff too----they are also going to figure out how to tax the orgasm---anything that much fun cannot go without being taxed and regulated by the government, don't you know???

:bigrin::bigrin:


dayum, I sure hopes not. I'm a multiple orgasmer. I would be paying out the twat!

[codybear3]

Well, Cat, I thought that was hilarious till I measured and found out I will be receiving a "refund" every year... :(:):(:) Now I find myself with mixed emotions... :eek::bigrin::paw::paw:

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

lol That's ok Cody-honey. I'm sure you're great just like you are! Muah!:tongue:
Cat