TwylaTwobits
Jun 8, 2009, 12:16 AM
THE VIBRATOR
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange
buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her
daughter with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you
doing?'
The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years
old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
leave me alone.'
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other
side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm
thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get
to a
husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
A couple days later, the wife came home from a
shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen
counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the
living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on
the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked: 'What the fuck are you doing?'
The husband replied: 'I'm watching hockey with my son-in-law.
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange
buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her
daughter with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you
doing?'
The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years
old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
leave me alone.'
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other
side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm
thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get
to a
husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
A couple days later, the wife came home from a
shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen
counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the
living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on
the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked: 'What the fuck are you doing?'
The husband replied: 'I'm watching hockey with my son-in-law.