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billy_campbell
May 23, 2009, 12:06 PM
8 - Oral sex
1337 - Elite
143 - I love you
182 - I hate you
459 - I love you
1174 - Nude club
420 - Marijuana
ADR - Address
ASL - Age/Sex/Location
banana - Penis
CD9 - Code 9 - it means parents are around
DUM - Do You Masturbate?
DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
FB - F*** Buddy
FMLTWIA - F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
FOL - Fond of Leather
GNOC - Get Naked On Cam
GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
IAYM - I Am Your Master
IF/IB - In the Front -or- In the Back
IIT - Is It Tight?
ILF/MD - I Love Female/Male Dominance
IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?
IWSN - I Want Sex Now
J/O - Jerking Off
KFY -or- K4Y - Kiss For You
kitty - Vagina
KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex
MorF - Male or Female
MOS - Mom Over Shoulder
MPFB - My Personal F*** Buddy
NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That
NIFOC - Nude In Front Of The Computer
NMU - Not Much, You?
P911 - Parent Alert
PAL - Parents Are Listening
PAW - Parents Are Watching
PIR - Parent In Room
POS - Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
PRON - Porn
Q2C - Quick To Cum
RU/18 - Are You Over 18?
RUH - Are You Horny?
S2R - Send To Receive
SorG - Straight or Gay
TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
WYCM - Will You Call Me?
2nite - Tonight
AEAP - As Early As Possible
ALAP - As Late As Possible
AWGTHTGTTA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
B4YKI - Before You Know It
BRB - Be Right Back
BRT - Be Right There
CWYL - Chat With You Later
C-P - Sleepy
CYT - See You Tomorrow
E123 - Easy as One, Two, Three
EM - Excuse Me
EOD - End Of Day
F2F - Face-to-Face
FOAF - Friend Of A Friend
HAK - Hugs And Kisses
ILU - I Love You
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
J/C - Just Checking
KOTL - Kiss On The Lips
L8R - Later
LD - Long Distance -or- Later Dude
LMK - Let Me Know
LOL - Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Love
NAZ - Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
N-A-Y-L - In A While
NM - Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move
OLL - OnLine Love
OSIF - Oh Sh** I Forgot
OTP - On The Phone
QT - Cutie
RN - Right Now
ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing
RU - Are You?
RUMORF - Are You Male OR Female?
SITD - Still In The Dark
SMIM - Send Me an Instant Message
SMEM - Send Me E-Mail
SO - Significant Other (spouse, boy/girlfriend)
SOHF - Sense Of Humor Failure
SWDYT - So What Do You Think
TOM - Tomorrow
TS - Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
TTFN - Ta Ta For Now
UR - You Are
WFM - Works For Me
WTF - What The F***
WTH - What The Heck
WUF - Where You From
WYRN - What's Your Real Name?

_Joe_
May 23, 2009, 12:21 PM
What ? No AFK ?


That's my freaking License Plate too!

rissababynta
May 23, 2009, 1:10 PM
What ? No AFK ?


That's my freaking License Plate too!


Yeah, I'm AFK a lot haha.

Cherokee_Mountaincat
May 26, 2009, 3:09 AM
Good Lord..I've been so sheltered...lol
Silly Cat

Realist
May 26, 2009, 7:00 AM
I HATE acronyms!

When I worked for the military, those soldiers could conduct an entire meeting using nothing but acronyms.

I was so happy, at one meeting, when the colonel let a young lieutenant conduct a 30 minute presentation, before stopping him.....then made him repeat the whole thing, WITHOUT using one single acronym!

I know, I'm an old fart....................too late for me to change, now!