ARTICLE-- She put the Jackhammer WHERE?!?!?!?!

[vittoria]

She put the jackhammer WHERE?!?!?! (http://ohellnawlblog.com/newohnblog/2009/05/16/woman-dies-from-jackhammer-to-the-coochie-all-in-the-coochie/)

you CANT be SERIOUS!!!

[TwylaTwobits]

Okay that was truly disturbing......... looks at my nice normal sized vibe that only has 7 speeds but nonetheless does not resemble anything needed a power cord.

[12voltman59]

Daaayyammm!!! I hope she at least did get her thang off while using the jackhammer!!!!
She shoulda gone and bought herself one of those fucking machines you can find on the net--it woulda had to been cheaper than a jackhammer---not only do ya have to have the tool itself--ya need to connect it to an air compressor, both are not inexpensive items to purchase.

This sure goes down as one of those things--"what the hell was that person thinking?"

It sorta reminds me a a death that took place when I went to the University of South Carolina--in one dorm--a guy had been found to have "accidently" committed suicide. When I read that in the paper, I wondered "how do you accidently commit suicide?"

The news story didn't say much---but the floor RA was a friend of a friend and I did get to meet him at a party a few weeks later in that dorm--he said the guy had been jerking off--doing the thing where you cut off your air supply, that this is supposed to make for a great orgasm---I forget the term for this act--I am sure some of you do know it---he had used his belt to do the deed and hung himself in the process. They did report a few weeks later that this indeed what had happened to the guy.

I hope he had a great Big O and it was worth it just like with this lady who destroyed her internals thanks to using a jackhammer as a dildo!!

[Holmes]

it is auto erotica asphxisa (sorry about thespellingof the last term))

[allbimyself]

So many questions...

Being a construction worker she had to know this wasn't a good idea. No ignorance as to the power of the jackhammer. So WTF was she thinking?

and, how did she manage it? The mechanics of getting everything positioned and still operate it... I'd really like to see the evidence.

[12voltman59]

So many questions...

Being a construction worker she had to know this wasn't a good idea. No ignorance as to the power of the jackhammer. So WTF was she thinking?

and, how did she manage it? The mechanics of getting everything positioned and still operate it... I'd really like to see the evidence.

I wonder if it might have been one of those small handheld units--we had pneumatic tools on board my Coast Guard ships--we had mini jack hammers, chipper guns, chisels and the like to keep the rust down and to repaint the hull, deck and other sections of the ships---I can't imagine her using a big one--that would have taken a second person to operate a full size unit--and that would have to be obvious the thing would kill ya!!

It had to be a hand held unit!! but then this begs the question---did she keep the bit in the gun or rig up something else to act as the "penis"????

[aslowhand]

I guess natural selection has not been totaly erraticated from the human race after all.

[12voltman59]

I guess natural selection has not been totaly erraticated from the human race after all.

I hope she hadn't bred already--this also goes into Jeff Foxworthy's list of "you might be a redneck if" and "what is the last thing a redneck says before he or she dies?? Hey ya'all---watch this!!!!"?

[MetaSexual2]

Great story but... this is a fake gang. City and county listed in the article don't exist.

[_Joe_]

I dunno, right off the the bat the source looks fake.

[jem_is_bi]

I dunno, right off the the bat the source looks fake.

Not real like the dancing guy!
I have one of those hand held pneumatic hammers and no plans to ride it.
How about the dancing guy?
Now that would be some dance.

[12voltman59]

Great story but... this is a fake gang. City and county listed in the article don't exist.

This doesn't surprise me--this just sounded too crazy to be true---glad to hear it was--but then again----with the all the crazy and stupid things people will do--I guess it should not be so surprising--that is why no one before you including myself, questioned the veracity of the story----that is the sad thing--that a story like this does sound at first glance, as being true!

As far as Joe's dancer is concerned--I like to watch it--I keep hoping to get a glance at what his bouncing loin cloth is covering up!! LOL

[rissababynta]

This doesn't surprise me--this just sounded too crazy to be true---glad to hear it was--but then again----with the all the crazy and stupid things people will do--I guess it should not be so surprising--that is why no one before you including myself, questioned the veracity of the story----that is the sad thing--that a story like this does sound at first glance, as being true!

As far as Joe's dancer is concerned--I like to watch it--I keep hoping to get a glance at what his bouncing loin cloth is covering up!! LOL

I thought it was too crazy too...didn't make sense at all...

[gfofbiguy]

I know this is a fake, but this came to mind when I was reading it: "Hammer time!" :bigrin:

[bityme]

ROFLMAO

The next urban legend will probably have something to do with lots of lube, a cat, and a spatula.

[jem_is_bi]

This doesn't surprise me--this just sounded too crazy to be true---glad to hear it was--but then again----with the all the crazy and stupid things people will do--I guess it should not be so surprising--that is why no one before you including myself, questioned the veracity of the story----that is the sad thing--that a story like this does sound at first glance, as being true!

As far as Joe's dancer is concerned--I like to watch it--I keep hoping to get a glance at what his bouncing loin cloth is covering up!! LOL

He is smiling because he knows you want to see what he keeps hidden? With that grin, I bet it is worth a peek.

[BiJoe696]

Why did you stop? O was almost there.