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evilpanda
May 12, 2009, 6:55 PM
Megan Fox is bi. Apparently. Also, kind of stupid.
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Transformers beauty Megan Fox is attracted to women as well as men - but would never consider dating another bisexual female because she wouldn't want a male's "dirty" leftovers.
The actress - who has an on/off relationship with former Beverly Hills, 90210 actor Brian Austin Green - admits she is drawn to sexy women but would only sleep with a lesbian.
She tells Esquire magazine, "I have no question in my mind about being bisexual.
"But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."
PolyLoveTriad
May 12, 2009, 7:04 PM
Men are dirty? Has anyone ever seen Amy Winehouse? That chick looks like she slept in the dumpster and then was dragged through the gutter for her morning bath. Id think she should be more afraid of being with some of these female celebs than men.
meteast chick
May 12, 2009, 7:11 PM
YESSSS!!! God really does exist and I have a chance!!!
luv and crazy gorgeous kisses,
xoxoxoxo
meteast
IanBorthwick
May 12, 2009, 8:45 PM
Megan Fox is bi. Apparently. Also, kind of stupid.
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Transformers beauty Megan Fox is attracted to women as well as men - but would never consider dating another bisexual female because she wouldn't want a male's "dirty" leftovers.
The actress - who has an on/off relationship with former Beverly Hills, 90210 actor Brian Austin Green - admits she is drawn to sexy women but would only sleep with a lesbian.
She tells Esquire magazine, "I have no question in my mind about being bisexual.
"But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."
Wow...I have never felt so degraded in my life. Apparently my touch sullies women. Watch out, I have a penis...I'll give you cooties so bad Megan Fox won't look at you twice. Suddenly I am back in High School and the cheerleaders have decided to spill crap on me at the "Loner" table because I dared to be born with testicles.
:(
cand86
May 12, 2009, 9:27 PM
I. Just. Don't. Understand.
Does she realize that if everyone thought the way she did, nobody would be with her?
And I guess bisexual virgins don't exist in her eyes . . .
Catalina
May 12, 2009, 10:27 PM
Not a lot of activity in that pretty head of hers..
Laken
May 12, 2009, 11:31 PM
So...girls that sleep with boys have the heeby jeebies...but boys themselves, you know, the ones SHE sleeps with...do not? lol
Good thing it doesn't take TOO much brains to be an actress.
NJ Mac
May 13, 2009, 12:20 AM
I fucked her. Told her I was a lesbian. She fell for it.
"But what's that thing you're fucking me with?" she asked.
"That?" I said. "Why, that's my new strap-on."
"Wow," she said. "It's really life-like. I can even feel balls slapping against me!"
"Yeah," I said, banging away. "They really pulled out all the stops with this new model."
"But wait," she said. "What happened to your boobs?"
"Hey, so I'm a little flat-chested," I said, indignant. "We can't all be as lucky as Megan Fox."
"Aw, thank you," she blushed. "But, what about all the hair on your chest?"
"I'm Italian," I said, thinking fast.
"Oh cool!" she cried. "I love Italian men!"
"Lesbians, sweetie," I reminded her. "Italian lesbians."
"Oh, right" she giggled.
Then her boyfriend came over. I fucked him too. Told him I was a lesbian, but that I'd make an exception in his case. That got him going.
THE END
Long Duck Dong
May 13, 2009, 1:38 AM
why is it that I can understand what a person is saying, beyond the words....
but so many see it as degrading..... cos it be the way it is interpreted....
she doesn't want to get compared to a male lover.... how she doesn't have the * bits* and *pieces * of the male....
she seeks a lady that has not felt the need for a male... but could enjoy a feeldoe, tongue or finger and love it for the sensation and not feel its nice,... but I would love a cock now as well as megan
for a lot of us, there can be nothing worse than laying with somebody we enjoy the company of and the desire to be with.... and knowing that they are loving us back too but feeling that they need another aspect of sex and intimate contact that we can not give...
cand86
May 13, 2009, 2:36 AM
why is it that I can understand what a person is saying, beyond the words....
but so many see it as degrading..... cos it be the way it is interpreted....
she doesn't want to get compared to a male lover.... how she doesn't have the * bits* and *pieces * of the male....
she seeks a lady that has not felt the need for a male... but could enjoy a feeldoe, tongue or finger and love it for the sensation and not feel its nice,... but I would love a cock now as well as megan
for a lot of us, there can be nothing worse than laying with somebody we enjoy the company of and the desire to be with.... and knowing that they are loving us back too but feeling that they need another aspect of sex and intimate contact that we can not give...
I'm not sure where you're getting that from her quote. She didn't say anything about not wanting to be with someone bisexual because they might compare her to men. No, she said men are dirty and essentially "infect" the bisexual women they sleep with.
Bi-Zarro
May 13, 2009, 10:49 AM
See, straight America? Bisexuals can be just as stupid as "normal" people! We really are just like you!!
vittoria
May 13, 2009, 4:31 PM
Megan Fox is bi. Apparently. Also, kind of stupid.
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"But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."
Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ?!?!
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek:
vittoria
May 13, 2009, 4:32 PM
See, straight America? Bisexuals can be just as stupid as "normal" people! We really are just like you!!
:impleased
ROFLMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Doncha know!
vittoria
May 13, 2009, 4:33 PM
I fucked her. Told her I was a lesbian. She fell for it.
"But what's that thing you're fucking me with?" she asked.
"That?" I said. "Why, that's my new strap-on."
"Wow," she said. "It's really life-like. I can even feel balls slapping against me!"
"Yeah," I said, banging away. "They really pulled out all the stops with this new model."
"But wait," she said. "What happened to your boobs?"
"Hey, so I'm a little flat-chested," I said, indignant. "We can't all be as lucky as Megan Fox."
"Aw, thank you," she blushed. "But, what about all the hair on your chest?"
"I'm Italian," I said, thinking fast.
"Oh cool!" she cried. "I love Italian men!"
"Lesbians, sweetie," I reminded her. "Italian lesbians."
"Oh, right" she giggled.
Then her boyfriend came over. I fucked him too. Told him I was a lesbian, but that I'd make an exception in his case. That got him going.
THE END
Dayum! Everybody's got jokes today!!!!
:bigrin:
:cutelaugh:
:impleased
Besos para ella
May 13, 2009, 7:13 PM
WOWOWOW Megan Fox is bi??? well i never saw that coming! she's beautiful!!!! xx <3 <3
:tongue:
Megan Fox is bi. Apparently. Also, kind of stupid.
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Transformers beauty Megan Fox is attracted to women as well as men - but would never consider dating another bisexual female because she wouldn't want a male's "dirty" leftovers.
The actress - who has an on/off relationship with former Beverly Hills, 90210 actor Brian Austin Green - admits she is drawn to sexy women but would only sleep with a lesbian.
She tells Esquire magazine, "I have no question in my mind about being bisexual.
"But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."
boca.openminded
May 13, 2009, 11:23 PM
shes just saying that because in Hollywood being bi (for women) is the "IN" thing...
I'm betting that we will never see / hear about her being with another woman.
talk is cheap!
PolyLoveTriad
May 13, 2009, 11:23 PM
And thats how we get so many people with multiple children... Tadaaa!
evilpanda
May 14, 2009, 5:56 PM
shes just saying that because in Hollywood being bi (for women) is the "IN" thing...
I'm betting that we will never see / hear about her being with another woman.
talk is cheap!
as much as i loathe the idea of having to 'prove ourselves,' this is true. bi chicks are hot and fox is copying everything angelina does. i so want this to be the real her, but, when hot female celebrities make this kind of declaration, i wait until they put their money where their mouth is. they don't need to be in a girl girl relationship, they just need to demonstrate their sincerity.
rissababynta
May 14, 2009, 6:37 PM
So...girls that sleep with boys have the heeby jeebies...but boys themselves, you know, the ones SHE sleeps with...do not? lol
Good thing it doesn't take TOO much brains to be an actress.
That was actually the first thing that came to my mind when I read that
rissababynta
May 14, 2009, 6:40 PM
I fucked her. Told her I was a lesbian. She fell for it.
"But what's that thing you're fucking me with?" she asked.
"That?" I said. "Why, that's my new strap-on."
"Wow," she said. "It's really life-like. I can even feel balls slapping against me!"
"Yeah," I said, banging away. "They really pulled out all the stops with this new model."
"But wait," she said. "What happened to your boobs?"
"Hey, so I'm a little flat-chested," I said, indignant. "We can't all be as lucky as Megan Fox."
"Aw, thank you," she blushed. "But, what about all the hair on your chest?"
"I'm Italian," I said, thinking fast.
"Oh cool!" she cried. "I love Italian men!"
"Lesbians, sweetie," I reminded her. "Italian lesbians."
"Oh, right" she giggled.
Then her boyfriend came over. I fucked him too. Told him I was a lesbian, but that I'd make an exception in his case. That got him going.
THE END
Wow, that is one hell of an imagination you've got there haha.