Viagra Side effects :}

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

[B][/BThe Not So Well Documented Side Effects Of Viagra.

1. At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at
a meeting the table floats.

2. You begin to look at the dog with interest.

3. Your face is very pale due to lack of blood.

4. When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds. They
begin to call you "The Tripod"

5. You begin to think your mother in law is pretty.

6. Sunbathing nude outside standing, birds perch on it; Sunbathing
nude outside lying down, you look like a sundial.

7. Everyone at the bank, grocery store etc....lets you go to the front
of the line.

8. Compared to you Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar.

9. You always lose limbo contest.

10. Lewinsky wants you to be President someday.

11. You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a
stick.

12. You have a new towel rack for the bathroom.
:bigrin:

[M. Wolfe]

You always lose limbo contest.


LOOOL!!! :smilies15

I gotta remember that one!

[bityme]

13. People avoid shaking hands with you.:)

[Doggiestyle]

:bigrin: Yep Cat


And when you look down you understand why this means female:female: and this means male:male:


And youre bed will look like a umbrella tent :wacko:


And you wouldin't dare wear spandex :yikes2:


And then when you want to go somewhere, you can't drive cause you can't turn the steering wheel :rotate:


So you walk and on the way there some smart ass knocks you over just to see if you are like a coin, landing on "heads or tails" :mad:


And then when they see that you have fallen down and somebody calls a ambulance for you. The paramedics say give him oxygen cause he's havin a "hard on attack" :crosseye:


And after you get to the hospital and the paramedics tell the nurse-es of youre pre-dick-ament (i just had to say that) you hear all the nurse-es say "OH BOY" :love1:


And when you leave the hospital and youre pre-dick-ament still hasn't been taken care of and you feel like :banghead: against the wall. Then use both heads to knock the wall down. :bounce:


So, just think of it that if it stays that way forever then stick a big ole Idaho bakeing potato on it and then everbody will call ya, and have to :bowdown:


And if someone asks ya "dammet boy why did you take that stuff?? And your only reply can only be that the :devil: made me do it


So now, thats all that your :2cents: can buy ya! OK? Your friend, Doggie........:doggie:..........:flag3:

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Omg...
Doggie, you are sooo bad! lol:bigrin:
Cat

[Realist]

Careful, Cat, that your interest in this subject doesn't encourage to try some, yourself!

When Viagra first came on the market, a friend, who was in a poly relationship with his wife and another man, once shared his Viagra with her. The results were, his wife, who was already extremely virile, but fairly easy to sate, became more aroused that ever before. When the Viagra began to affect her, she became so aroused that he was unable to satisfy her as often as she wanted.

He claimed he called his friend at work and talked him into coming to their house to help him fulfill his wife's needs. For several hours they had intercourse, oral sex, manual manipulation and used toys with her. His wife had more orgasms than she ever had before, or since.

Now, I can't attest to the validity of this story, because his wife never discussed things like this with me; I was not one of her confidants. I only have his word, but if the affect on ladies is truly that severe, it may not be good to sample it!

[rissababynta]

And then when you want to go somewhere, you can't drive cause you can't turn the steering wheel :rotate:





HAHA...The Club...It's more fun to look at than The Club yet less convenient.

[Long Duck Dong]

you have to stand 6 feet away from the urinal to avoid splash back

you can point in 3 directions at once

push ups are now no longer on the exercise list

your wife stops pulling you along by your hand

you stand for your country and stand for your cuntry

you can tell everybody that you are up first thing in the morning even tho you don't get out of bed to 10 am

at the age of 50.... a harem looks like a good idea....

[TwylaTwobits]

Just has to giggle and wonder if she should pack a little blue pill for her trip.....hmmmm :tong:

[(m)ichClosetcraver]

I tried it once..... but had a problem-- that damn little blue pill got caught in my throat.

Woke up the next morning with a stiff neck !!