You Might be Bisexual if...

[MarieDelta]

You find yourself in bed with a transexual woman and loving it ;):tong::bigrin:

[RockGardener]

You perv on the girl next door... and the boy next door!!

[Bi-Zarro]

You find yourself in bed with a transexual woman and loving it ;):tong::bigrin:

Heh. The funny thing is, most of the men who pick up MtoF prostitutes consider themselves straight.

[MarieDelta]

You find yourself in the shower with two people, one of whom is the same sex you are, and loving it.

[cand86]

If your favorite colors just happen to be pink, purple, and blue!

[Georgie_Girl]

Your head turns for a man then follows a woman the other way. (I hope that makes sense. I'm sleepy ;))

[NakedInSeattle]

you reach down under a pair of underpants and are happy with whatever you find.

[bityme]

you would be content having your date use either public restroom.:smirlove2

[MetaSexual2]

You find yourself complaining that most of the guys in het-porn just aren't pretty enough :tongue:

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

If your in love with a man and a woman at the same time :bounce:

[darkeyes]

..ya find yasel layin bak bein ravished by a luffly guy an a luffly gal an luffin every minute of it...:bigrin::tong:

[MarieDelta]

If you look at a M-F couple holding hands and think they are both hot

[tg Shannon]

A Playboy model is standing nude next to a good lookin guy with clothes on and you are told you can only have one and you cant make up your mind of wich one you want more

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

If a male and female friend comes up to give you a kiss, and you cant stop kissing Both..lol:three:
Cat

[codybear3]

...if you are a participating member on this site and love it... :bigrin: :paw: :paw:

[MarieDelta]

If your first concern isnt that the person you're seeing(dating) is one gender or the other, but that they are more your type in other ways.

[noabody]

... you love spooning both sexes in bed and you are in the middle :three: !

[Bi-Zarro]

You find yourself complaining that most of the guys in het-porn just aren't pretty enough :tongue:

They aren't!!!!!

[M. Wolfe]

You find yourself complaining that most of the guys in het-porn just aren't pretty enough :tongue:

They aren't!!!!!

They truly truly aren't. :(


But het pron is never about the guy, just the girl and a mutton-dagger........ Thank the flying spaghetti monster for bi porn, ae!

[goldenfinger]

You can't choose between a banana and a peach.:tongue:

[spsbihm65]

you cant decide on pussy or cock for a bedtime snack

[mrplayfuluk]

... you love spooning both sexes in bed and you are in the middle :three: !

and your name is pierre!

[M. Wolfe]

You might be bisexual if...

When asked "Are you gay, strait? What?"
You respond, "Tonight... I'm what ever you want me to be." ;)

[MarieDelta]

If you see someone from the back, look at their butt, and it doesnt really matter what gender they are.

[darkeyes]

..if, as me did las nite for 1st time in ages spot an oggle a dishy guy wile hugglin Kate on the dance floor an deny like fuk me wos ogglin...:eek:

[allbimyself]

When the woman you are flirting with introduces her SO you start flirting with him instead.

[CuddlyKate]

When both you and your lesbian partner are eyeing up the same sexy guy and you get ratty with her as she swears black is white, and lies through her back teeth that she doesnt fancy him in the slightest!

[Lonewolf76]

You walk by someone sitting on a fence and smile up and say "You too??" LOL

[darkeyes]

When both you and your lesbian partner are eyeing up the same sexy guy and you get ratty with her as she swears black is white, and lies through her back teeth that she doesnt fancy him in the slightest!

Shurrup!!!!!:(;)

[Biguybob]

When you agree to a same sax request from your partner who wants be the odd member of a three way and you spend more time with the guess than your partner..................... and loving it

[Merlin]

When you notice how stretched those jeans are in the back and the front.

[Bi-Zarro]

...people keep telling you that you don't exist...

[M. Wolfe]

...people keep telling you that you don't exist...

I'm sure that is borderline insanity right there.

[Realist]

When you're with a woman and she's the best lover you ever had and later you're with her husband and he's the best lover you ever had!

[M. Wolfe]

What does fucking a tranny have to do with being bisexual?

I was wondering that myself.

[rissababynta]

You walk by someone sitting on a fence and smile up and say "You too??" LOL

Lmao!

[rissababynta]

...people keep telling you that you don't exist...

That could actually mean much more than you are bisexual...

like you are Santa, or the Easter Bunny...

see? :tong:

[rissababynta]

if you are a woman and you keep bitching to your huband about how you need a woman...and he agrees...sigh

[Georgie_Girl]

What does fucking a tranny have to do with being bisexual?

In some cases a transsexual could be considered both male and female. :)

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

When a handsome couple walks by, and you turn to look at Both cute lil asses! lol:bigrin:

Or when you are at a club or what not watching the people on the dancefloor, and you get just as excited over the men as you do the women, and vice-versa. :}

[M. Wolfe]

When a handsome couple walks by, and you turn to look at Both cute lil asses! lol:bigrin:

God, I've been there! :bigrin:

[MarieDelta]

In some cases a transsexual could be considered both male and female. :)

yeah and usually we have some of both

[izzfan]

You watch "Desperado" and can't decide whether Antonio Banderas or Salma Hayek is the hottest character.

[KillNillvol33]

You don't care which sex you wake up next to in morning:bigrin:

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

If your in the middle of a darkened orgy, and Everything feels good. And a good time was had by all! lol
Cat

[DeShawn2]

You look up and see someone's ass at the gym and you're likely to be satisfied EITHER WAY! :bigrin:

[DeShawn2]

You go back and forth between straight, gay and bi porn in order to get off.

[MarieDelta]

you cant decide if you like hot dogs or tacos more

[M. Wolfe]

You and your partner are often checking out the same asses out an about.

[tg Shannon]

if your single and the magazines in your house consist of feild n stream, cosmopolitain, playboy and playgirl

[M. Wolfe]

if your single and the magazines in your house consist of feild n stream, cosmopolitain, playboy and playgirl

I love your one but I think your signature is just as good!


Being Bisexual means that I can stick my hand down anybodys pants and be happy with whatever I find:flag3:

[The Satrap]

if you think god made Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal just to tease you.




also, hello everyone :)

[MarieDelta]

(bi women)

Men keep asking if they can have a threeway with you and your cute gf's

[etncple]

you and your wife use the same toys on each other :bigrin:

[JosieAnne]

You think your female friend is hot, and the boy she fancies

[M. Wolfe]

You think your female friend is hot, and the boy she fancies

Immediately I thought "You think your male friend is hot, and the girl he fancies" :bigrin:

[Lonewolf76]

Someone asks about your significant other and you reply "Which one?? Wolfie.

[RockGardener]

Someone asks about your significant other and you reply "Which one?? Wolfie.

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[69luvr]

You perv on the girl next door... and the boy next door!!

LOL. I do, thus I am!:flag2::bibounce:

[ALMOE]

If it feels good and you don't care what sex is doing it.:bigrin:

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

If you hear the song "I kissed a girl" and know all of the words by heart...lol
Cat

[weskain77]

If you walk into any bar anywhere and say to yourself "mmmmm, nice ratio".

:)

[csreef]

You are walking down the street you see a gay guy who owns an antiques shop , you catch his eye & he smiles at you...

A minute later you are walking down the same street you see a good looking woman & catch her eye and she smiles at you ;)

[RockGardener]

you fall in love then look in their pants. But acknowledge that contents may not reflect true gender.

[MarshallP]

not to be super serious but i guess this is,,if you are a product of sexual abuse since chidhood and you move on from it knowing how to please both sexes then i guess its me in a nut shell.....:rolleyes:

[MissDirection]

If on Monday you have a date with your BF and on Tuesday you have a date with your GF...

[nakedheathen]

You are at a wedding and at the ceremony you cant decide who you are going to hit on, the best man or the maid of honor, knowing that if one blows you off, you can always hit on the other:flag4:

[tantric420]

...you are listening to your wife's female friends whining about how men stood them up, how men screwed them and dumped them, how men never called back, how men are emotionally distant, and you suddenly blurt out "Yeah, men have done ALL those things to me too! What am I, chopped liver?!" :male:

[jamiehue]

you wake up spin the bottle baby blue or pink.

[temjintorres]

you might be bisexual if you find yourself singing love songs and using the words, 'boy' and 'girl' interchangeably!

[mikey3000]

you love women as much as the next guy.:bigrin:

[rutemptedalso]

You just can't stop day dreaming about both all the time. OMG! I am so ready for the weekend!

[tantric420]

...you always find yourself ordering the "surf and turf", the "fin and feather", or some other combo, because it would be a shame to limit yourself to just one entree. On the other hand, you cringe at the thought of the All-You-Can-Eat buffet, because the quality you seek just isn't there, and you fear you might catch something.

[_Joe_]

You find yourself in bed with a transexual woman and loving it ;):tong::bigrin:

I wish I could cross that off my To-Do list one day.

[RockGardener]

I wish I could cross that off my To-Do list one day.

That and clean the rain gutters?

[Bisexual Explorer]

You spend a lot of time on this site looking at pictures and answering threads. I do and I am.
g

[ph1ll1eguy04]

A Playboy model is standing nude next to a good lookin guy with clothes on and you are told you can only have one and you cant make up your mind of wich one you want more

Hmmm. I would CHOOSE the playboy model, but I'd be perfectly happy with the PlayBOY. ;)

So where does that put me?!

[ohbimale]

You fantasize about giving head to the guy in the porn movie while having sex with the girl in the porn movie.

[niftyshellshock]

While at the movies:

You're on a date with a girl and she says
Girl: Oh, Eric Bana is so HOT!
and your first thought is "I KNOW, RIGHT?"

[silentboxer]

you look at the male and female in straight porn

[void()]

You find yourself arguing with your wife over who gets to screw a really hot guy first.

You wander into a place and a guy accuses you of looking at his gal, you reply "she's not all that man, but you are honey, so want to ditch her and you and me go do something?"

You end up lost when asked to choose between the hot guy or hot gal.

You feel like getting it good from behind one day, feel like giving it to your lady from behind the next.

You think they ought to create a chocolate gelatin flavor.

Sporks become your mascot and saint.

You use the word utilitarian to describe your sex life.

[void()]

You are walking down the street you see a gay guy who owns an antiques shop , you catch his eye & he smiles at you...

A minute later you are walking down the same street you see a good looking woman & catch her eye and she smiles at you ;)

LOL

My wife hates this, drives her batty. i don't even try either. Get flirted with, half the time I don't even notice.

[void()]

If you hear the song "I kissed a girl" and know all of the words by heart...lol
Cat

Um ... erm ...

Void scratches his noggin.

I haven't heard that song. Heard lots of hoopla over it, just never bothered. More into that crazy metal stuff, or recently Beatles. Let me tell you, the Beatles wrote some really psyched out shit.

Void wanders along humming strawberry fields and looking for buffalo bill.

[darkeyes]

Um ... erm ...

Void scratches his noggin.

I haven't heard that song. Heard lots of hoopla over it, just never bothered. More into that crazy metal stuff, or recently Beatles. Let me tell you, the Beatles wrote some really psyched out shit.

Void wanders along humming strawberry fields and looking for buffalo bill.

God Voidie.. u sound like me dad... ur not 'im r ya?? tee hee:tong:

[Realist]

Norwegian Wood brings back a memory for me!

A friend in college dated a Norwegian girl, who was about 9 feet tall (well, actually about 6 feet) with the most fantastic body you could imagine. She had long silver-white hair and eyes the color of ice water. She had pouty lips like Brigitte Bardot and perfect white teeth. Far from being stuck up, she was friendly, sensual, and probably one of the most brilliant women I ever knew. I think her IQ was something like 170!

She was one of the first bisexual women I ever knew, who was not apologetic, or shy about admitting it. At a small birthday party for another friend, she and an older lady hit it off and the two disappeared for about 2 hours.

When I realized she'd left my friend to mingle alone, I asked him if that didn't bother him.

He said, "If you love someone, allow them to be themselves and they will return, if they love you. If they don't come back, then you don't need to be with them!"

I've tried to live my life that way, since.

Now, see how things can jog memories?

[Bm4fun2002]

If it feels good and you don't care what sex is doing it.:bigrin:



That would be me!:bibounce:

[ingunear]

You realize the woman's boyfriend has his cock in the pussy your your eating and don't even stop for a moment because this is the moment. Yummm :tongue:

[darkeyes]

Norwegian Wood brings back a memory for me!

A friend in college dated a Norwegian girl, who was about 9 feet tall (well, actually about 6 feet) with the most fantastic body you could imagine.

mmmmm.. Norwegian gals... so many TALL an GORGE!!!! Norway... mmmmmm so many TALL, GORGE Norwegian gals. Have been.. *sigh*... but take out a mortgage foreya go... cost me 60 quid for 4 cakes an 4 coffees... spent an absolute bomb.. an the price a plonk?? eeeeeeeek!!!

[void()]

God Voidie.. u sound like me dad... ur not 'im r ya?? tee hee:tong:

Get thee to a nunnery, daughter!

LOL

[darkeyes]

Get thee to a nunnery, daughter!

LOL

..but daddy.. aren't nuns all lesbians??? They'll prey on me innocence and I'll be all on me lil own wiv no 1 2 protect me...:eek:

[Bluebiyou]

..but daddy.. aren't nuns all lesbians??? They'll prey on me innocence and I'll be all on me lil own wiv no 1 2 protect me...:eek:

I think that was Hamlet, not Polonius ("Get thee to a nunery"); thus no 'daddy'.
But Polonius was a pompus ass; regarding his daughter little more than obedient chattel.
I think Hamlet loved Ophelia but was not in love with her.

Hamlet: And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust ? man delights not me ; no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.

[darkeyes]

I think that was Hamlet, not Polonius ("Get thee to a nunery"); thus no 'daddy'.
But Polonius was a pompus ass; regarding his daughter little more than obedient chattel.
I think Hamlet loved Ophelia but was not in love with her.

Hamlet: And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust ? man delights not me ; no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.

Clever boy, Blue.. wos indeed Hamlet.. but bein a Prince.. whose 2 say whose daddy he wos? Dirty buggers Princes in those days.. 'e wosn Ophelia's daddy but after 'is mum wos so naughty, 'e jus wanted 'er put sumwer safe an outa the way so she wudn' hav ne lil Hamlets 2 ruin wen they grow up... 'e luffed 'er ok.. thinkyas prob rite not IN luff wiv 'er.. but such wos the poor buggers mental state he wos hardly thinkin clearly..

..me ole lecturer at uni questioned the theory that Ham actually meant a nunnery.. did 'e mean brothel since 'is whole faith in women wos well damaged? An so wos 'e. (Nunnery bein common slang for a brothel in the 16th century). So wos it a bitta dubble entendre? Don think so cos str8 afta he tells 'er 2 go to a nunnery 'e sez "Why woulds't thou be a breeder of sinners?" An prostitutes in brothels quite commonly went through an entire pregnancy an it wos not unknown to raise ther kids (usually girls) in an around 'em... wiv the girls followin in mummy's footsteps wen they wer considered old enuff... lads often abandoned at parish church doors an even worse.

So Blue me luffly a fun wee poser.. wich wud me prefer? A Nunnery or "Nunnery".. jus glad me didn havta find out.. Frustrated and wrinkled Holy Josephines on 1 side an the occasional maulin by a priest, an who knows... bein bricked up alive!!!! Or poxed an bein mauled by all sortsa lesser mortals jus 2 earn a crust...?

Where's the bloody bricks, mortar an trowel??? Do it me bloody sel... :tong:

[Doggie_Wood]

you cant decide on pussy or cock for a bedtime snack

You have a choice of both at bedtime . . . . . and have both!

[BiCycler]

she points out the guys for you too when you and your straight g/f people watch. (I'm getting suspicious or is it wishful thinking? She points out women too once in a while). :flag2::rainbow:

[Realist]

OMG!

What a mental picture I got, when I read Fran's post!

.....Can anyone imagine that fiery little tart in a nunnery?

I don't care who you are.......now, that's FUNNY!

.........and, more than just a tiny bit scary!

[69luvr]

You find yourself in bed with a transexual woman and loving it ;):tong::bigrin:

I'd love it! So I guess that I am! LOL:bipride:

[Doggiestyle]

Maybe you might be if someone says about a couple together and they say of them "don't they make a cute couple"? and you grin and say YEP!

And you might be a bisexual if at a party you are playing "spin the bottle" and it stops and points between a guy and gal and you grin real big and say "alright, I like this game".

You may lead someone to believe that you are bisexual if someone asks you if you are straight or gay and you say back to them both!

So, when someone asks me if I'm straight or gay, I tell them "about half-way" or "in between".

So, when someone asks you if you why you may be a bisexual? Just tell them that you want to "double your chances of getting some"

Now to sum it all up. You might be a bisexual if they say of you that "he ain't no her, cause hims a she".

I just had to chime in on this one, OK? Your friend, :doggie:

[12voltman59]

While at the movies:

You're on a date with a girl and she says
Girl: Oh, Eric Bana is so HOT!
and your first thought is "I KNOW, RIGHT?"

Eric Bana was really hot as that "biker dude like, bad-assed Romulian" in the new gen version film of Star Trek last year!!!

And I still think that Kate Beckensale could not be any sexier in that skin tight leather suit of hers in the vampire/werewolf films she has done the past few years!!

[tequilafan]

When you can read through the posts in this thread, smile, and think to yourself... "yup".

[drwilsontx]

you reach down under a pair of underpants and are happy with whatever you find.

This ^ x2

[bityme]

You go to a party and they automatically give you a purple wristband instead of a pink or blue one. :(
:flag3: :flag3: :flag3:

[NEPHX]

If on Monday you have a date with your BF and on Tuesday you have a date with your GF...


hmmmm... ya, romantic dates with a guy one day, a girl the next day at the same chic restaurant with the same cute waiter who's eyes say "what the hell is up here" and gives you his number (and you call him the next day and laugh about it cause, well, he's bi too and so is his g/f). Follow-on with both at the same time a week or so later :-)

[Biguyll]

you love women as much as the next guy.:bigrin:

I LOVE puns and this is a great one!!! My winning choice so far lol :tongue:

[Jessicaknight]

D: All of the above...

[skuz69]

You enjoy checking out a nice ass no matter who it belongs to.

[repmaaa]

If your at a standup meeting.....and catch yourself staring at a fine butt>>>quickly looking around, hoping no one else noticed you looking

[longtimemarriedguy]

You read every one of these posts and some make you say..Mmmm, some make your heart flutter.., and some make you remember and get nicely warm over it because they're some of your very best memories!

[bicurious61]

A Gay Guy once climbed into my bed (roommate) and I was waiting for him to do something! And I would have responded! But he left; and I wish he would have stayed!

[Lisa (va)]

Your bestest friend in the world says she set you up with a blind date.
Then you have to ask her if it's with a woman or man.

Lisa

hugs n kisses

[Realist]

I'd be happy with either one...or both!

[firefighter38111]

a.) You might be bisexual when your coworker confides in you about her hubby doing something to her in bed and you fantasize about her hubby and not her.
(I am also and ER Nurse plus a firefighter hence one job I pretty much with all women)
b.) When we start with me in panties for some bedroom fun and a year later I wear them full time and she used to call mine Jr. not she calls it my clit.
c.) When we get ready for bed; I tell my wife I’m kind of tired can we clit-clit tonight.
d.) when your at the gym and head to the showers and you notice your friend is like wow down there
e.) when you strip down to gym clothes before your workout and you’re in Hanes Boyshorts
f.) when your wife flies to Ks to see her daughter whose hubby is in Iraq and her ex. lives with her daughter. I go up there to pick her up and get there at 2 in the morning and the first thing I want to do is oral on her. She asks me can she take a shower first and I ask her if she is still full and she just looked at me as I opened her legs.
g.) when your wife walks back in the bedroom and embarrassingly tells me her daughter and our future son in law are wearing the couch out. She says wow and I ask is he hung?
h.) we role play a lot of me being wife’s g/f and we use a certain name for me and I have started changing it a little and wanting her to be her ex. she is getting very comfortable with this. I know her ex. from pics left on their computer and from the gym. He is soooo hung
I.) when your wife teases you and says don’t you wish I had Marks huge cock in me and then reaches down and smiles, “you getting so hard ain’t you
:tongue:

[Biguyll]

you have sexy guy AND girl pics in your downloaded web pics file! :tongue:

[dutchmale]

when your wife sticks her finger in your ass and you love it :bigrin::cool:

[xosama]

When you are the student-teacher-minx who walks into the staff room and flirts all morning with the stunning 30 yr old deputy head master but spends the rest of the day dreaming about going home with the hot older woman teacher you're supposed to be "observing". I'm observing all right.

Or when you are in said staff room and said hot guy and hot woman are both talking to you and you are in your element.

Or when during said conversation you are thinking about him doing you on the desk until Alien 3 brought up for discussion and he says "but the film was so badly made! the effects were awful, there were several continuity problems and the story was poor." and you then say.
"yeah, but honey. You've got Sigourney Weaver with a shaved head and wearing men's army clothes for the entire movie so WHO GIVES A FUCK? "
and then the hot woman teacher gives you a second look. good times.

the staff room is my playground!

[xosama]

If you walk into any bar anywhere and say to yourself "mmmmm, nice ratio".

:)

this is my favourite answer!!

[Lisa (va)]

you wake with a female partner and you are happy, or
you wake up with a male partner and just as happy

Lisa

hugs n kisses

[man65here]

If you see someone from the back, look at their butt, and it doesnt really matter what gender they are.

When a couple walks by and you compare bootys and can't decide who's is best.

[ALMOE]

Almost sounds like a Jeff Foxworthy comedy routine. LOL:bigrin:

[john jackson]

your a member of bisexual.com and find your self in pvt. chat and it is interesting

[kitten]

You have your cake and and ice cream and get to eat it, too!

[the sacred night]

If you see someone you don't know and can't tell which sex they are... and that's kind of hot.

[berryhard]

the guy who you are sucking cock 69 says, i can taste your wifes pussy...

[darkeyes]

the guy who you are sucking cock 69 says, i can taste your wifes pussy...

He may be bisexual, but is however, more to the point, a dirty unhygienic sod! :eek:

[berryhard]

i was going to reply, saying once again a boat load of once sided opionion but then realised i don't care what you or others think.
the taste of a womans juices on another mans cock is very exciting, im sure some agree, some don't. don't care, it's all about me.....

[BiCycler]

He may be bisexual, but is however, more to the point, a dirty unhygienic sod! I saw that completely differently, Darkeyes. The other day my girl and I were going at it and I entered her mouth after I was inside her pussy. She moaned the words, "oh I can taste myself on you". I got the distinct impression she enjoyed that. My guess, and correct me if I'm wrong, is that you saw it as him having been with his wife at some point and not washed since, therefore still tasting of his female partner. In which case, I too say ugh. But, more to the point of the thread, I might be bisexual if...I have enjoyed licking a man's cock at the base (where the condom isn't) as he slides in and out of my partner and tasting her and him in one go. :flag2::rainbow:

[NotLostJustWandering]

If your favorite colors just happen to be pink, purple, and blue!

Or: you frickin' hate those putrid colors, but you fly them anyway because they're the only colors your community has semi-agreed on, you want to nurture any suckling of a group identity, and the miracle that your community has semi-agreed on anything is in itself something you want to celebrate.

[MarieDelta]

Or: you frickin' hate those putrid colors, but you fly them anyway because they're the only colors your community has semi-agreed on, you want to nurture any suckling of a group identity, and the miracle that your community has semi-agreed on anything is in itself something you want to celebrate.

I would "like " this about a million times, if it was on facebook...

[balmone]

you are emotionally attached to a guy but only a woman can make you scream in bed :three:

[top gear]

im hving sexual relationshp wit mans or feelings as im a male

[Teach_N_Dragons]

A Playboy model is standing nude next to a good lookin guy with clothes on and you are told you can only have one and you cant make up your mind of wich one you want more

Do I really have to choose?? then it will be "YES" :bigrin:

[BatCox40]

1. You find youself looking at gay and straight porn and getting sexually excited with either!
2. If presented with a cock to suck and a pussy to lick at the same time and you don't know which one to start with even though both individuals are sexy.
3. You take sneaky looks to check out the next guy's dick at the urinal

Don't knock being Bi, it doubles your chances of pulling on a friday or saturday night !

[Herculoid Poirot]

Watching the X-Files got you horny for both of the stars...