most exciting/strangest place you have had sex

[big fat &bi]

tell us the story must be full on sex oral sex dont count lol

i actually have a few good ones


one afternoon my girl got really horney and i ended up banging her on the hood of my trans am on a buisy road at rush hour i got lots of honks and yells but the onlookers really got going when she was standing bare assed on the hood of my car trying to get her shorts out of the tree i parked under

[bityme]

On a 4th floor hotel balcony overlooking a courtyard where a wedding reception was in progress. When we finished we heard clapping, looked down, and it wasn't for the bride and groom. What a turn on!

[Lonewolf76]

My strangest/most exciting was my 30th birthday. My friends arranged for a mutual friend who was the pilot of a hot air balloon to take me up for a cruise over the front range of the Rockies - I'd had the hots for this lady for a long time. She took me up and put the moves on me while we were flying. It wasn't the most comfortable in the limited space - but it sure was different and fun!! I'm not sure but I think it also qualified as members of the "Mile High" club!! LOL

[evilpanda]

i've done it outdoors and in every room and in public spaces and what not.

but the most daring was in my then girlfriend's parents house. i hadn't seen her in weeks, she invited me over to meet her parents. we snuck off to her bedroom on a little tour of the house and i took her roughly from behind in her walk-in closet.

when her folks started wondering where she was, her dad went looking. as we fucked in the closet, we heard him on the other side of the door with no lock, calling for her and looking in her room. then, he went into the study next door and got on his computer. we silently kept fucking until we came at the same time. the toughest part was not screaming out loud.

then, we snuck out of the closet, making sure her dad couldn't see us, then, pretended we had been outside running around.

[Love2Jerk]

Wow. I've had sex in many non-traditional places, many of which were either exciting or strange. Or both! To mention a couple:

I girlfriend I had many years ago and I were driving around - actually, driving and fooling around. I pulled into a busy parking lot. It was a large lot and in the section we pulled into, I just put it in park and we did it right on the front seat. Cars will pulling into the lot and just driving by us. I assume the could see. That was pretty exciting.

I met a women several years later and she wanted me to take her home. I actually had an emergency at work, even though it was around midnight, so she drove to the office with me. Nobody was there. We locked the door and went at it. Ouch -- commercial carpet on concrete floors. But it was worth it.

Late at night while waiting for an old buddy at a large, international airport, I had sex on a chair right next to the glass overlooking the area where the planes pull up to, to take on or off passengers. I was sitting and she pulled her shorts down to her knees, then sat on top facing away.

Lastly, driving home from the shore, pulled off the road onto a sandy area, got out, put down a towel, got on top of her and went at it. Didn't realize that a group of about 4 high school or college-aged girls were sitting on a bench about 50 feet away, just watching us.

[AmericanBeauty]

Why doesn't oral sex count? That's total bullshit as oral sex can be full on sex.

Anyway I've had oral sex in public with various men and women and random strangers were watching and cool with it.

[welickit]

For the wife it was in the loft of the church down the street. For me it was at the top of a dungeon tower at a castle in Germany.
For the two of us together it was on a beach in Browns Mills, NJ with people watching.

[allbimyself]

On a running washing machine at an all night laundromat at 2AM.

[Realist]

When I first got out of the Army, I began seeing a much older guy "Doc". He was a rabid bottom and was super at what he did.

He had gone away on business for a couple of weeks and when he came back, we both were way too horny for our own good. He couldn't wait for us to get home, to have sex. I'd met him at the air port and by the time we got to the exit, he was pawing at my shorts.

I took an old dirt road, going the long way home, because I didn't want to deal with him while driving down a busy highway. Soon, he had my shorts down to my knees and was sucking me voraciously. I was as needy as he was and to say I was distracted, is putting it mildly!

Just as I began to cum, I came around a sharp turn in the road, over compensated for the speed I was going, and ran over a mailbox post. The post was sunk deep in the ground and it did not go all the way over. My bumper was hung up on the post and when I attempted to back off, my back tires spun! (Florida, back roads, sand)

There was a mobile home back in the trees by the mailbox and an old woman yelled at us from her porch. As I struggled to get away, Doc began laughing uncontrollably!

There I was, with my shorts down my knees, cum everywhere, and the old lady hobbling out to the car, screaming at the top of her voice. Doc was hysterical, while I was mortified that I was about to get caught!

Finally, the car broke loose, just before the old lady reached the car, and I backed around the corner, so the old bat couldn't see my license plate. I told Doc that he was NEVER to touch me sexually in the car again!

It's funny now...about 40 years later, but it wasn't funny in the least, then!

[AmericanBeauty]

When I first got out of the Army, I began seeing a much older guy "Doc". He was a rabid bottom and was super at what he did.

He had gone away on business for a couple of weeks and when he came back, we both were way too horny for our own good. He couldn't wait for us to get home, to have sex. I'd met him at the air port and by the time we got to the exit, he was pawing at my shorts.

I took an old dirt road, going the long way home, because I didn't want to deal with him while driving down a busy highway. Soon, he had my shorts down to my knees and was sucking me voraciously. I was as needy as he was and to say I was distracted, is putting it mildly!

Just as I began to cum, I came around a sharp turn in the road, over compensated for the speed I was going, and ran over a mailbox post. The post was sunk deep in the ground and it did not go all the way over. My bumper was hung up on the post and when I attempted to back off, my back tires spun! (Florida, back roads, sand)

There was a mobile home back in the trees by the mailbox and an old woman yelled at us from her porch. As I struggled to get away, Doc began laughing uncontrollably!

There I was, with my shorts down my knees, cum everywhere, and the old lady hobbling out to the car, screaming at the top of her voice. Doc was hysterical, while I was mortified that I was about to get caught!

Finally, the car broke loose, just before the old lady reached the car, and I backed around the corner, so the old bat couldn't see my license plate. I told Doc that he was NEVER to touch me sexually in the car again!

It's funny now...about 40 years later, but it wasn't funny in the least, then!

LOL that is a funny story!
You should have had a sense of humor like Doc did.

You're lucky you didn't get hurt though, sex in cars while someone is driving is not a good thing.

[meteast chick]

Why is it that the most exciting are all those that draw other people's attention? Hey, I'm no exception!

Let's see, my 2 fave's weren't the best sex, just the most exciting and strange.

When I was a junior in high school, in the shadows of a bush, at night while the 4th of July fireworks were going on. We were still going at it when the fireworks ended and the rush exodus started. The people passing were within feet, but it was loud with all the people and no one seemed to notice our writhing bodies in the shadows.

A few years later I was with someone much like myself. I had flown to Utah where he was living. We decided to go swimming one day so went to the local public pool. Swimming around amongst many folks (it was July), we got a bit randy and no one noticed my bobbing body and slight gasps at the end of the pool.

There are a few others, those are just my favorite, and no, I have never been caught. It's the excitement of the possibility that does it for me...

luv and kisses,
xoxoxoxoxoxo
meteast

[BiJoe696]

It didn't count for Bill Clinton and Monica !!!!!!!

:bibounce:






Why doesn't oral sex count? That's total bullshit as oral sex can be full on sex.

Anyway I've had oral sex in public with various men and women and random strangers were watching and cool with it.

[AmericanBeauty]

It didn't count for Bill Clinton and Monica !!!!!!!

:bibounce:

:rolleyes: Of course it counted as sex for Bill Clinton and Monica.

Just because you yourself, Bill Clinton, and big fat think that oral sex isn't "really" sex it just means that you all have a heterocentric attitude and define sex as only a penis penetrating a vagina or an anus which is how close minded heterosexuals and closeted men define sex as and think of sex in one dimensional terms.

I'm sorry that you're so prudish and narrow-minded that you only define "sex" as a penis penetrating a vagina or an ass.

I've had sex with men and women that didn't involve any penetration and it was hot.

As far as the riskiest place I've done it with someone, it was in broad daylight in semi public in the woods with another guy. No we did not get caught.

[chook]

In 60ft of water and with scuba gear on it wasn't easy LMAO :impleased


Cheers Chook :bigrin:

[SWCube]

:rolleyes: Of course it counted as sex for Bill Clinton and Monica.

Just because you yourself, Bill Clinton, and big fat think that oral sex isn't "really" sex it just means that you all have a heterocentric attitude and define sex as only a penis penetrating a vagina or an anus which is how close minded heterosexuals and closeted men define sex as and think of sex in one dimensional terms.

I'm sorry that you're so prudish and narrow-minded that you only define "sex" as a penis penetrating a vagina or an ass.

I've had sex with men and women that didn't involve any penetration and it was hot.

As far as the riskiest place I've done it with someone, it was in broad daylight in semi public in the woods with another guy. No we did not get caught.

Woah... looks like we're getting a little personal here. I didn't start the thread, but I can imagine that it was stated that oral doesn't count because it can be done almost anywhere without causing a big fuss, but two people having sexual intercourse is a lot easier to notice and a lot more entertaining to hear about. Just my :2cents:

[Lonewolf76]

:rolleyes: Of course it counted as sex for Bill Clinton and Monica.

Just because you yourself, Bill Clinton, and big fat think that oral sex isn't "really" sex it just means that you all have a heterocentric attitude and define sex as only a penis penetrating a vagina or an anus which is how close minded heterosexuals and closeted men define sex as and think of sex in one dimensional terms.

I'm sorry that you're so prudish and narrow-minded that you only define "sex" as a penis penetrating a vagina or an ass.

I've had sex with men and women that didn't involve any penetration and it was hot.

As far as the riskiest place I've done it with someone, it was in broad daylight in semi public in the woods with another guy. No we did not get caught.

I have to agree with SW cube - No reason to get nasty. Oral sex doesn't count IN THIS THREAD - because the person who started this thread set those boundaries. If it bothers you THAT much - start your own thread "The most exciting/strangest place you have had ORAL sex" and don't let anthing else count. It's just a thread for gods sake. LW

[darkeyes]

Had sex in summa the oddest places.... spontaneity is spice a life afta all.. 1a the funnest wos at top a Arthur's Seat on midsummers day dawn in 1997.. Arthur's Seat bein a hill in centre a town next 2 Holyrood Palace..not sum daft guy's bum. Aaaahh... 2 wash ya face in the mornin dew up Arthur's Seat on midsummers day.. tee hee:tong:;)

[tg Shannon]

A place that I worked at a while back, we made transfer truck trailers, I was on saturday overtime, there was only a few people in the plant that day, we had a knockout of a fork lift driver, she had long brown curly wild type hair, always was in makeup, wore tank tops and shorts all the time, she had a small chest but she was playboy material, I was standing in the shipping bay takeing a break and smoking a ciggarette, she come out of the shipping office and slammed the door, I seen her on the phone when i went to break, she got on her hyster and haulled ass out through the wharehouse, about 10 minutes later she came back by where I was standing and said in a very stern voice "I dont want any smart ass answers and no dumbass comments....do you want to fuck me?" shocked I replied yes and she said follow me and she took off through the wharehouse, when I caught up to her she had a triple stack of pallets pulled out of an Isle and pointed to where they were and said "get your ass in there, I somewhat reluctently walked in figureing she was gonna move the pallets back and have her a good laugh, when I got in there, she backed in with the load and cut us off from the wharehouse, she climbed off the forklift and ordered me on it, I did as I was instructed and she pulled of her shorts and panties, got my pants down around my ankles hoped on top of me and fucked the hell out of me, the call she got was from a friend who told her that her old man had been fucking around on her again, really glad I worked that saturday

[jamieknyc]

In a hotel swimming pool at night

[BiJoe696]

Please understand it was a joke, lighten up Am Beauty ! I Never said or thought that oral sex wasn't sex.



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:rolleyes: Of course it counted as sex for Bill Clinton and Monica.

Just because you yourself, Bill Clinton, and big fat think that oral sex isn't "really" sex it just means that you all have a heterocentric attitude and define sex as only a penis penetrating a vagina or an anus which is how close minded heterosexuals and closeted men define sex as and think of sex in one dimensional terms.

I'm sorry that you're so prudish and narrow-minded that you only define "sex" as a penis penetrating a vagina or an ass.

I've had sex with men and women that didn't involve any penetration and it was hot.

As far as the riskiest place I've done it with someone, it was in broad daylight in semi public in the woods with another guy. No we did not get caught.

[ChristineKov]

In a cabin (near the staff cabins, seperated from the camper cabins) at a Christian camp I used to work at. That was my first time too.

And once in the walkway between two houses really late at night.