Best. Fanfic. Ever. [Archive]

JohniBi

Apr 9, 2009, 7:02 AM

go here: http://www.geocities.com/analyiah/pondfar.html
For a really insightful, well written, and intelligent Star Trek Voyager fan fiction.

12voltman59

Apr 9, 2009, 7:58 AM

I guess that is New English--online style--OMG

"It's the end of the world as we know it--and I feel fine!!!" :bigrin::bigrin:

JohniBi

Apr 9, 2009, 8:12 AM

Here we see more of the wonderful work of this highly talented author:
http://www.geocities.com/analyiah/

rissababynta

Apr 9, 2009, 11:10 AM

What the fuck was all that...?

I would have preferred Fran-speach :bigrin:

JohniBi

Apr 9, 2009, 11:26 AM

Truly the author is our generation's Shakespeare!

Cherokee_Mountaincat

Apr 9, 2009, 1:04 PM

That made my head hurt to try and read it. And I thought my Redneck speaking was bad! Ugh!:eek:
Cat

12voltman59

Apr 9, 2009, 1:25 PM

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy---I do hope that is some person's idea of making some sort of comment on an aspect of our culture or something of that nature----this cannot be for real----I mean---there is no school I know of that teaches "web speak."

My God-- people like Webster, Shakespeare, and the entire pantheon of the great writers of the English language are all rolling in their graves if this person is for real and represents something that is not a joke.

If this is for real--WE ARE DOOMED---DOOMED I SAY!!!!!

This person sure has WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY TTTTOOOOOO MUCH TIME ON HER HANDS!!!!LOL

Iz layzin on flor, laugin my azzzz offf yaa knowz, thizz storiez r sso kewl! Thiz perzons a rellea good riter---eye wantz ta bez aabell to writz like that sumdayz. Itd be rellae cool, ya no?

_Joe_

Apr 9, 2009, 1:51 PM

I polished off 3 through the course of reading it.

Totally awesome.

FalconAngel

Apr 9, 2009, 7:33 PM

What the fuck was all that...?

I would have preferred Fran-speach :bigrin:

Franspeak is infinitely easier on the eyes and sensibilities that what I saw there.

It is very clear that English (any dialect of English) is not only not his first language, but not his second, third or fourth language, either.

I would rather read Japanese stereo instructions that what was on that page.

darkeyes

Apr 9, 2009, 7:38 PM

Awwwww.. Riss..Falcie...yas r luffly... yas givin me a rite red face 'ere.. tee hee.. kissie both... Muah.. Muah..;):tong::bigrin:

JohniBi

Apr 9, 2009, 8:41 PM

Awwwww.. Riss..Falcie...yas r luffly... yas givin me a rite red face 'ere.. tee hee.. kissie both... Muah.. Muah..;):tong::bigrin:

Wow! you speak the same language as that wonderful poetic author we're all talking about!

JohniBi

Apr 9, 2009, 8:56 PM

Here we see yet another of the fine works of this wonderfully creative author, http://www.geocities.com/analyiah/britney.html

And of course there's this, which touched my soul in a deeply personal and spiritual way, http://www.geocities.com/analyiah/darf.htm

But we clearly see the range of the author in her more light hearted works such as this, http://www.geocities.com/analyiah/borgs.html

JohniBi

Apr 9, 2009, 9:06 PM

From another author, we see this epic adventure: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3666675/1/Master_Cheif_Adventere

A truly stirring work of fiction that examines the deepest tragedies of the human conditions in darkly humorous, and often surreal ways.

12voltman59

Apr 10, 2009, 12:09 PM

These "stories" must be some sort of thing some bored high school or college kids came up with-----make up some "fractured tales" versions of stories riffed from some fave (or not) sci-fi/fantasy fiction.

If you think about it--it does take some talent, or at least a great deal of creativity, to create these pieces that are so bad!!!:bigrin::bigrin::rolleyes::rolleyes::eek::ee k:

rissababynta

Apr 10, 2009, 12:42 PM

Awwwww.. Riss..Falcie...yas r luffly... yas givin me a rite red face 'ere.. tee hee.. kissie both... Muah.. Muah..;):tong::bigrin:
I like Fran-kissies too :bigrin:

JohniBi

Apr 10, 2009, 1:19 PM

Here we have yet another heart warming fiction, in five parts.

Part 1: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Part 2: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/2/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Part 3: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/3/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Part 4: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/4/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Part 5: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/5/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FalconAngel

Apr 10, 2009, 3:01 PM

Awwwww.. Riss..Falcie...yas r luffly... yas givin me a rite red face 'ere.. tee hee.. kissie both... Muah.. Muah..;):tong::bigrin:

Well, we love you Frannie. No question that you are soft sticky stuff that keeps us all together here. ;)

12voltman59

Apr 10, 2009, 6:07 PM

JohniBi

Apr 11, 2009, 6:35 AM

Of course there's also this wonderfully deep public access television show, which tells us all about the ponetial for good in the human soul:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvbL_5rH1QQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK4cLkTg8zo

JohniBi

Apr 11, 2009, 6:50 AM

Of course It's not only Public access televison which can create such top quality cinematic masterpieces, here we see that once agian the Internet is a fine source for creative media:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8yHguvYYyQ

JohniBi

Apr 11, 2009, 7:20 AM

Of course for pure cinematic perfection, nothing beats Flash animation:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/122773

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/122042

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/127265

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/119247

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/122225

JohniBi

Apr 11, 2009, 8:43 AM

I also found this intensely lyrical song, with an accompanying music video that pushes the envelope of creative experimentation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvIq_tUwRxo

JohniBi

Apr 11, 2009, 9:17 AM

As wonderful and touching as that music video is, It pales in comparison to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0

JohniBi

Apr 13, 2009, 9:16 PM

bump.

JohniBi

Apr 16, 2009, 7:43 PM

Bump.

childofwinter

Jul 12, 2009, 2:44 PM

Searching for any mention of fanfiction on the forum, I found this thread, and now I'm wondering whether people have truly seen bad fanfic. The following link is to a site where the world's worst fanfic ever is hosted. You have been warned.

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/

(If you want to see my 24-based pardoy attempt, go to http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5139200/1/My_Immortals_24_Style)