Octopussed!!

[darkeyes]

Wos at a party Fri nite..1a the monthly do's me an me m8s hav through the winta as a change from the rounds a clubbin an pubbin.. an me wos octopussed!! Sum haff cut arrogant dick who thot me wos a kid-on les an wos desprit for a bitta male.. didn matta 2 'im me wos ther wiv me partner.. or that me told 'im me wosn interested..sevral times...me wos fair game..'e wos all arms an lips an tongue an me jus cudn gerrim off.. *shivers*:eek:

TF for me bruvva an 'is m8.. wy is it sum peeps jus cant take it that not interested means jus that?? :rolleyes:

[allbimyself]

Sorry that happened to you, Fran. If I was there woulda taught him some manners.

BTW, this happens to guys, too. Comes from the stereotype women have of men that we'll sleep with anything. And of course if a guy eventually convinces them there is no way he'd fuck them they immediately tell everyone he's gay.

[csrakate]

That should have never happened Fran...and sorry that it did. There is never an excuse for someone forcing "affection" on anyone....especially when you've said no.

[mariersa]

That happens brat, have you forgotten the knee in the groin maneuver?:eek:That usually results in such a person being removed from the festivities:2cents: Oh well, there's next week, teehee :tongue:

[rissababynta]

Fran, I had to read this three times and still didn't quite catch everthing you said haha. However I got the main gist of what's up, and that is completely not right. I can't believe you didn't just nail em one!

[darkeyes]

That happens brat, have you forgotten the knee in the groin maneuver?:eek:That usually results in such a person being removed from the festivities:2cents: Oh well, there's next week, teehee :tongue:

Had Alex an 'is m8 not cum inta the kitchen wen they did, Mars.. then that wos me next move...or nash me teeth hard on 'is bottom lip.. wos Kate that lamped 'im in end.. sevral times.. had she not me bruvva wos gonna do summat much much worse 2 'im.. an yea.. 'e is persona non grata at future events..

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

You let him get close enough to start kissing you? Like was afore mentioned, a well placed knee works wonders when words dont work.
Sigh..I just gunna hafta start teaching you girls some mean lessons. lol

Sorry some people cant take a simple turn down. Sometimes ya just have to get forecful and down right nasty about it. If you dont want someones advances let it be known even if you have to get a little loud, of physical about it, Hon. Had I been there we would've been pulling his balls out of his throat for you..LOL ;)
Many snoggs to you, Pretty Fran :}
Yer Cat

[darkeyes]

The luffly Naggie thinks me shud tellya that at 1 stage a the nite me wos flirtin wiv self same arseole.. no more an a helluva a lot less than me wos wiv haff the otha peeps at the party.. wetha ther wos flirtin or not..far as me is concerned.. tellin 'im me wos not interested shudda ended things fore they eva gorrouta hand..

..an Allbi hun..ya r rite that sum women do jus the same.. ther no excuse woteva the gender a the perp.. wos gonna make a "funny" bout if ne guy rejected me 'e wud havta b gay, but sum peeps wud take offence an its jus not true ne way..been bombed out by quite a few guys, an gals for that matta, in me time for various reasons from bein 2 forward 2 downrite sluttiness an even summat simple like they jus didn fancy me.. hav nev made a bloody exhibition a mesel by hasslin an harrassin an maulin 'em...hav more self respect than that at least..:)

[mariersa]

QUOTE=darkeyes;124160] wos Kate that lamped 'im in end..
The luffly Naggie thinks me shud tellya that at 1 stage a the nite me wos flirtin wiv self same arseole.. QUOTE]

wos Kate that lamped 'im in end.. sevral times..


I somehow knew that the beautiful Kate would come to your defence, as well as giving us "The rest of the story" (RIP Paul Harvey) t:)ehhe[/QUOTE]

please, keep us advised of the weekly Fri?Sat parties and going out happenings :tong:

[Sarasvati]

This individual's behaviour seems to have elicited a rather savage and aggressive response in the posts here. Please reflect on that a little people.

He isn't the first bloke to fall for a woman out of his reach and make a fool of himself.

Many times a policy of pestering does work in the conquest of a love. Often it doesn't but sometimes it does. That this bloke couldn't or wouldn't read the signs may be simply because he was smitten.

Only DE knows. But does he deserve the series of threats that have been expressed in this thread for simply being - a typical bloke.

[allbimyself]

Oh please! No means no.

[darkeyes]

This individual's behaviour seems to have elicited a rather savage and aggressive response in the posts here. Please reflect on that a little people.

He isn't the first bloke to fall for a woman out of his reach and make a fool of himself.

Many times a policy of pestering does work in the conquest of a love. Often it doesn't but sometimes it does. That this bloke couldn't or wouldn't read the signs may be simply because he was smitten.

Only DE knows. But does he deserve the series of threats that have been expressed in this thread for simply being - a typical bloke.

Has ne 1 threatened 'im?? 'E wos jus an arsehole who pushed is luk an wudn take no for an ansa an decided 2 do sum maulin.. it been dealt wiv.. sumhow me don think it wos luff S.. nor wos 'e smitten reely.. jus a pisshead guy who found out the hard way wot bein a pisshead, luk pushin octopus 'mong me an me m8s..an worse for 'im..wiv me bro, sis an me partner in close proximity reely means.. a stereotypical bloke S..not necessarily typical...:)

[AztecJoe]

It would be nice if everyone would write in the Queen's english.

[rissababynta]

It would be nice if everyone would write in the Queen's english.

Well, ya know, I think it would be nice if ice cream shops only served chocolate, but what's the fun in that?

[AdamKadmon43]

It would be nice if everyone would write in the Queen's english.


I know what you mean......I didn't understand much of that either.

[darkeyes]

I know what you mean......I didn't understand much of that either.Soz??? No comprende..:rolleyes:

[BrotherJack]

I know what you mean......I didn't understand much of that either.

Darkeyes was saying she got groped...group groped. Not all nice....and not at all pleasant......(Not that I have ever been group groped)

[mariersa]

It would be nice if everyone would write in the Queen's english.

she iz writng in Qeenz Englich, ain't ya nevr herd of Merry Kwean a Scotz

[MetaSexual2]

When I read the title I thought you had suddenly got a bit too much of a taste for hentai tentacle porn Fran :eek:

Sorry to hear the slimy creature was of the human male variety, and that you had nearby defenders. Overly optimistic and aggressive males often need a short, sharp form of communication to get the message. Do you have a hard head Fran? Perhaps you should have created the "Edinburgh kiss" for him. ;)

I never understand why people have so much trouble understanding Fran-speak. Its not that hard to parse... or maybe I've just been over here too long now and in the uk everybody secretly loves a brogue :tong:

[darkeyes]

When I read the title I thought you had suddenly got a bit too much of a taste for hentai tentacle porn Fran :eek:

Sorry to hear the slimy creature was of the human male variety, and that you had nearby defenders. Overly optimistic and aggressive males often need a short, sharp form of communication to get the message. Do you have a hard head Fran? Perhaps you should have created the "Edinburgh kiss" for him. ;)

I never understand why people have so much trouble understanding Fran-speak. Its not that hard to parse... or maybe I've just been over here too long now and in the uk everybody secretly loves a brogue :tong:
Tee hee Meta...zif me wud.. tho am a big fan a gud anime an hentai..

Trubble wiv alla ya suggestions bout layin 1 on im..part from fact me is 5'1 in me baries an e is bout 6'1.. wot u all suggest don sit 2 well wiv me.. me preaches non violence woteva the circumstances an did try 2 talk me way outa 'is grasp.. an yea.. such wos the rage me wos startin 2 feel me wudda lost it an did summat me wudda regretted.. fact that othas did it on me behalf don make it much betta.. had 2 stop me bro an Kate an othas from hurtin im moren they did.. hav me principles but am also human wiv a bloody awful tempa sumtimes.. *sigh*.. sumtimes me lets mesel down wen it cums 2 the things me believes an don haff get mesel inta sum piggles..:(

[rissababynta]

When I read the title I thought you had suddenly got a bit too much of a taste for hentai tentacle porn Fran :eek:

Sorry to hear the slimy creature was of the human male variety, and that you had nearby defenders. Overly optimistic and aggressive males often need a short, sharp form of communication to get the message. Do you have a hard head Fran? Perhaps you should have created the "Edinburgh kiss" for him. ;)

I never understand why people have so much trouble understanding Fran-speak. Its not that hard to parse... or maybe I've just been over here too long now and in the uk everybody secretly loves a brogue :tong:

When I read the title, I thinking the same thing, or I was thinking that she had found this little sex toy that I've heard about that is a little octopus and it vibates and when the center gets wet it suctions....hehe.

Anyway, I do not find it all that difficult to understand Fran-speak and I don't get why so many people get so lost either, however, there are times that I have to take a step back and go "wait a minute, I gotta read that again cause I think i missed something" lol.

[codybear3]

Oh please! No means no.


...and when needed, punctuate it with a swift knee to the groin...:paw::paw:

[darkeyes]

Jus lil update.. 'e has asked me m8 for me mobbie no cos 'e wonts 2 apologise ova a drinkie. Fat chance.. apology all ver well but not goin for drinkies wen me has seen how 'e acts wiv a drink in 'im.. so hav told me m8 apology unnecesary that its all dun an dusted (if not forgotten). 1ce slobbered ova an mauled twice shy..

[still_shy]

Jeez some people never give up do they? A lot of nerve he has, sweetie. I'm sorry you had a bad time. Lots of kisses :)

[darkeyes]

Jeez some people never give up do they? A lot of nerve he has, sweetie. I'm sorry you had a bad time. Lots of kisses :)
Ya don think 'is motives r honourable Shy?? God... :eek:

Tee hee:bigrin:

Kissies n huggles bak..:tong: