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evilpanda
Jan 12, 2009, 12:13 AM
Hey, I got a lot of responses to my thread about reality tv and tila tequila and all the rubbish that comes from media misconceptions about bisexuality, etc. just on that note alone, i googled bisexual celebrities and there's a page on wikipedia.

some of these names are kind of surprising. i know andy dick and pete wentz don't make us bi dudes look good, but did you know that JAMES DEAN and MARLON BRANDO were bi as well? How cool. (there's a really explicit picture of Brando going to town on a dude, which, assuming it's real, corroborates that theory.) James Dean was a notorious case, because, after his death, a lot of guys came forward admitting to have been in relationships with him, some just for money, though. Alec Guinness, who played Obi Wan Kenobi, Kristina Loken, the TX from Terminator 3, and Bille Joe Armstrong from Green Day, also make the list, as did Eleanor Roosevelt.

But, it also occured to me that some of these celebs are fakers, for whatever reason. I contrast Drew Barrymore and Madonna and I think you can find evidence in the way they handle their sexuality. Drew is clearly bi in the true sense, because she broke down in tears during the Prop 8 rally (I wasn't there, but I almost was. Shoot.) On the other hand, Madonna barely made a peep about Prop 8, and doesn't seem to be queer at all, unless she's snogging a bird on stage for shock value.

Robert Downey Jr., I think, was MISunderstood to be bi. I don't think he ever claimed to be, and got misinterpreted by the public. Too bad, he would have been a great addition to our team. Iron Man, and all.

Angelina Jolie is so badass, I really WANT to believe she is bi. She's the chick I most want to BE, even though I'm a guy. My roommate hates her because of the whole Brad Pitt thing, but I'm like, "She's a bisexual rebellious chick with tattoos, who goes around doing charity and trying to save the world. What's now to like?" Again, in interviews, she's admitted to a relationship with a girl and I think she's the genuine article.

Anymore you know of? This is cool. I didn't know that we had that in common with Obi Wan, James Dean, and Marlon Brando. I like being pleasantly surprised like that. It's about time we had someone who wasn't Pete Wentz or Andy Dick.

Of course, no bisexual celebrity question would be complete without the ultimate riddle: Lindsay Lohan.
:bipride:

TaylorMade
Jan 12, 2009, 2:45 AM
I've heard rumors about Gerard Butler.

Let that one soak in. I'll wait. :p

*Taylor*

Bi_Druid
Jan 12, 2009, 8:49 AM
there was a chapter on bi celebs, and actors who ave played bi/gay parts in films and things, in The Bisexual Guide to the Universe. A lot of them you've already mentioned from the wiki article (of course, we do have to be careful about wiki, as ANYONE can write ANYTHING on wiki, but if it's cited then you've got a better chance of it holding water) I remember being in the list.
Will look it up and list off any others in there.
The one thing that struck me was the whole 'there are more of us than most of us know ourselves out there' thing.

DubTak
Jan 15, 2009, 1:21 AM
I submit that Dr. J. Michael Bailey, infamous researcher who declared that Male Bisexuality did not exist, is a secret bisexual.

My proof for this postulation? Law of Averages? Hilarity? Irony?

......I say so, that's my proof. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!! If Dr. Bailey is bisexual and male bisexuals do not exist, DR. BAILEY DOES NOT EXIST!

By logic (and a HUGE and baseless assumption) I have reasoned away Dr. Bailey.

Sorry for being :offtopic:.

-DubTak:bipride:

DubTak
Jan 15, 2009, 1:44 AM
Yeah, Bailey's seven different kinds of fucked up. Accusations of sleeping with research subjects, lectures on identifying homosexuals by their lisp...he's one air pressure experiment away from being Dr. Mengele, in my opinion.

BUT DON'T LET ME DERAIL THIS THREAD!

BI CELEBS BI CELEBS BI CELEBS BI CELEBS

Go

-DubTak:bipride:

sistahisis
Jan 15, 2009, 3:16 AM
Will Smith
Jada Pinkett-Smith

allbimyself
Jan 15, 2009, 9:54 AM
Will Smith
Jada Pinkett-Smith

Now there's a couple I'd happily have a 3some with :drool::drool::drool:

TaylorMade
Jan 15, 2009, 11:58 AM
I've heard rumors about them being swingers (particularly Will. . .it's all but confirmed he's hit up Eva Mendes multiple times), and about Jada being bi. . .but Will, bi? Hm.

Oh. . .Janet Jackson. I heard she loveys teh biguyz.

*Taylor*

azirish
Jan 15, 2009, 3:37 PM
I've heard rumors about them being swingers (particularly Will. . .it's all but confirmed he's hit up Eva Mendes multiple times), and about Jada being bi. . .but Will, bi? Hm.

Oh. . .Janet Jackson. I heard she loveys teh biguyz.

*Taylor*

I read something similiar about Janet, that she liked "gay porn", of course the article didn't define "gay". As most media don't define lesbians as "gay", even when they are lesibians like Rosie O'Donnell. You are left to descern what the meaning of "gay porn" was.