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Cherokee_Mountaincat
Dec 9, 2008, 11:35 PM
* 1. Schizophrenia ~ Do You Hear What I Hear? Shivers

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder ~ We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia ~ I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic ~ Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic ~ Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and.....

* 6. Paranoid ~ Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder ~ Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder ~ You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder ~ Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

*10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ~ Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells............
Bad Cat
jem_is_bi
Dec 10, 2008, 12:25 AM
Is this a test question?
If it is, then I am so happy that there is not a number: 11) All of the above.
Which is the right answer for: What mental health issues will we all have, given the state of the US economy these days.
FalconAngel
Dec 10, 2008, 11:42 AM
Number 9 was definitely me as a kid. Not so much anymore, but from time to time.......:eek:
bettybob
Dec 10, 2008, 12:26 PM
Don't forget nymphomania..I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, and all his elves and the reindeer.....
Biboz49
Dec 10, 2008, 9:16 PM
These are too funny. Thanks for sharing!
rissababynta
Dec 11, 2008, 6:43 AM
Don't forget nymphomania..I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, and all his elves and the reindeer.....

lol That's a fantastic addition
proseros
Dec 11, 2008, 12:23 PM
And let's not also forget persecution megalomania - Your nuts roasting on an open fire...Jack frost cutting off your nose.
TwylaTwobits
Dec 13, 2008, 1:28 PM
lol very funny thanks for the laugh, i know a few friends who will find that as amusing as i did
Doggie_Wood
Dec 13, 2008, 3:36 PM
LOL - what? are you laughing at me?

:doggie: