Tis the season for political incorrectness

[FalconAngel]

Just in time for the holidays, it's time for my annual Christmas song. Sing it to the tune of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer".

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen,

But do you recall
The most notorious reindeer of all?

Guido the mafia reindeer,
Had a very shiny gun.

And if you ever saw it, you would turn around and run.

All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names,
til Guido the mafia reindeer shot a couple in their brains.

Then one dark and stormy eve,
The Feds came by to say,
Guido with your gun so bright,
Why don't you put it down tonight?

Then all the reindeer shouted,
In one voice and very loudly,
Guido the mafia reindeer,
will probably just cop a plea.



Enjoy.
Happy Yule, Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah (did I spell that right?), and any other (real) yuletide holidays that I missed.

[vittoria]

ROFLMAO!:bigrin:

[onewhocares]

Very Funny Falcon...you are a writer at heart for sure.

[jem_is_bi]

Here in Michigan we shoot deer too, except for those we do not smack down with our cars on the road.

[jamieknyc]

Is Guido the mafia reindeer related to Dominic the Donkey?

[FalconAngel]

Is Guido the mafia reindeer related to Dominic the Donkey?

Not sure, but he might be his second cousin, once removed........on his father's side.

[AdamKadmon43]

Here in Michigan we shoot deer too, except for those we do not smack down with our cars on the road.

OH, GOD... they killed Bambi.... The bastards.

[BrotherJack]

Bambi was small fry.....Now Thumper was an anarchist!!! Ain't it great being a vegetarian, Adam?

[DiamondDog]

Is Guido the mafia reindeer related to Dominic the Donkey?

Everybody loves the Italian Christmas Donkey!