"This is one of the reasons I decided to try men!"

[_Joe_]

Warning, not to be taken too seriously!

I kid about my bisexuality with my wife sometimes, when she does something so aggravating or stupid instead of yelling at her or beating her or throwing her off a cliff I instead make a funny, and she finds it funny, we laugh and carry on.

So anyway I'm having some seriously weird health issues this week (I suffer from Crohns and have changed my diet drastically and not doing well... and I have fun out of Anti Depressents and my shrink wants me to come spend $75 to talk to her for 5 minutes to renew my prescription...bitch).

So needless to say I'm having some real mental and health issues in one package this week.

Anyway where was I..o yes, at 4pm she comes to kidnap me from work because the family is hungry. We go eat and I need to run back to the office to feed a horse and pick up a truck to drive home seeing how my wfie has my truck and hers is in the shop. She says her phone tells her the weather high of 75F, and low of 36F for the night.

I say wtf, look at her phone, say uh no, says tomorows low is 36 and high is 75F.. meaning I may wake up to 36. Lets go get a truck. She says no way, it means 36F at NIGHT, the drive to work will be perfect for the convertible vehicle.... We go back and forth, and I even try to pull up weather.com.

I see where this is going...she wants to just get home and avoid traffic. Well, seeing how I'm sick and tired and sick I say fine fine fine, just go home.

I wake up this morning... its fucking 35F.

20 minute drive to work in a convertible.

She calls this morning to apologize.... she was cranky and in one of her moods ...and I said "Well see, this is one of the reasons I decided to try men!"

She laughed.

I laughed.

Despite our bad moods we laughed and moved on.

So I was thinking, does anyone else ever makes jokes similar to this about being bisexual ?

Sorta also reminds me of Family Guy where Peter bitches about Lindsey Lohan and says shes a damn tease and his wife says "He's right. WOmen are such teases, thats why I quit them and went for men" which prompted her daughter to be grossed out and her son to ask her to go on... which I can relate to.

Anyway I'm rambling.

Attached unrelated picture that makes me smile.

[welickit]

We think you should go spend the $75. No other comment.

[_Joe_]

haha. You know, my username on other boards is better known as "CrazyJoe"

Just saying....

Once you get to know me I'm really cuddly and stuff.

[still_shy]

I say that stuff all the time to my husband. When he drives me insane, which is regularly, I will tell him it's time for me to go lesbian! Sorry about his luck, just can't handle men anymore....He's secure enough to think it's hilarious. He also teases me in restaurants, when extremely unnattractive women walk by, he'll say " You wanna do her don't you?" LOL

We're all a little crazy!

[_Joe_]

:D

My wife did that to me once...

[Biboz49]

Warning, not to be taken too seriously!

I kid about my bisexuality with my wife sometimes, when she does something so aggravating or stupid instead of yelling at her or beating her or throwing her off a cliff I instead make a funny, and she finds it funny, we laugh and carry on.

So anyway I'm having some seriously weird health issues this week (I suffer from Crohns and have changed my diet drastically and not doing well... and I have fun out of Anti Depressents and my shrink wants me to come spend $75 to talk to her for 5 minutes to renew my prescription...bitch).

So needless to say I'm having some real mental and health issues in one package this week.

Anyway where was I..o yes, at 4pm she comes to kidnap me from work because the family is hungry. We go eat and I need to run back to the office to feed a horse and pick up a truck to drive home seeing how my wfie has my truck and hers is in the shop. She says her phone tells her the weather high of 75F, and low of 36F for the night.

I say wtf, look at her phone, say uh no, says tomorows low is 36 and high is 75F.. meaning I may wake up to 36. Lets go get a truck. She says no way, it means 36F at NIGHT, the drive to work will be perfect for the convertible vehicle.... We go back and forth, and I even try to pull up weather.com.

I see where this is going...she wants to just get home and avoid traffic. Well, seeing how I'm sick and tired and sick I say fine fine fine, just go home.

I wake up this morning... its fucking 35F.

20 minute drive to work in a convertible.

She calls this morning to apologize.... she was cranky and in one of her moods ...and I said "Well see, this is one of the reasons I decided to try men!"

She laughed.

I laughed.

Despite our bad moods we laughed and moved on.

So I was thinking, does anyone else ever makes jokes similar to this about being bisexual ?

Sorta also reminds me of Family Guy where Peter bitches about Lindsey Lohan and says shes a damn tease and his wife says "He's right. WOmen are such teases, thats why I quit them and went for men" which prompted her daughter to be grossed out and her son to ask her to go on... which I can relate to.

Anyway I'm rambling.

Attached unrelated picture that makes me smile.

Ok I like your light hearted attitude and I like that your relationship is strong and you can joke like that. We do it too! If only every couple could be the same way. But having said that, spend the 75 bucks.

[_Joe_]

Bah! Whats with the encouragement to go spend the $75 ?!

Anyhow I ran by Walgreens this afternoon, and huzzah she went ahead and filled my precscription without me coming in. Saved $75!

Brain Candy back in system, however I'm going through cravings for which I can't satisy...and I'm not talking sexual either, I'm talking foods I'm craving. Freakin' Crohns.

One Gin and Tonic later....which is one of two drinks I can still have, and I'm feeling fine in bed watching Sin City.

[steve617413]

i know were you'er comming from. i lift my wife 3 years ago for another woman that didn't work out broke my heart and fucked up my mine. then found myself in the arms of my best friend had gay sex and loved it but now back with my wife of 28 years. went to consulting and the drug shit and it made me feel like shit. I stoped going and stoped the medicine. now i feel better and the wife and i are talking more about my bisexual and i'm exploring it more deeply and the wife is ok with it to a point. we joke around with it now and i think she's now starting to open up to the idea of bringing another preson into our love making.

So i say save your money buy some sex toys get your wife to use then with you and explore your bi side. and keep your humor cause laughter is the best medicine

good luck to you

[darkeyes]

I say that stuff all the time to my husband. When he drives me insane, which is regularly, I will tell him it's time for me to go lesbian! Sorry about his luck, just can't handle men anymore....He's secure enough to think it's hilarious. He also teases me in restaurants, when extremely unnattractive women walk by, he'll say " You wanna do her don't you?" LOL

We're all a little crazy!
Hav neva been the gr8est admirer a butch gals.. but 1 a Kate's mos "endearin" qualities is wen 1 walks by or is in view 2 smile eva so demurely an say 2 me "Go get 'er tart!!"..an then wotch 'er try an keep a str8 face as me lil face shows jus wot me thinks a that suggestion..:eek:

..me gets 'er bak wen me points out sum less than edifyin specimen a the male wiv is trousers rolled down unda 'is beer belly an a large red nose lookin ne thin but..well ne thin but nethin worth nethin.. ya knos the type.. an say 2 'er "Enjoy yum bum.. ratha u than me...":tong:

[DiamondDog]

What are the other reasons? I think you should take the $75 and save it.

[**Peg**]

Joe... u just make me LMAO most the time !

I canNOT imagine what it must be like to be married to you :tong:

>>huggers<<

Peg

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

lol Glad you got yer drugs back Darlin, and that you saved $75 bucks. Dont blame you.
B'sides to quote an old song by the Alan Parsons Project. "Dont stop passin the jug round, dont stop bringin the Girls round...alll that you need is some wild and good company"
Thats what our Chat is for! Come talk to some wild and good company, it'll make you feel better than any anti-depressants Ever could!
Hugs Sweetie
Cat

[_Joe_]

Oh it was a hoot Saturday night, was testing Gin and Tonic on my insides, and I was fine Sunday. Huzzah.

[alegrias]

[QUOTE=_Joe_;115677]Warning, not to be taken too seriously!
So anyway I'm having some seriously weird health issues this week (I suffer from Crohns and have changed my diet drastically and not doing well...

Have you read "The Maker's Diet" by Jordan Rubin? Is that the diet you're trying? . . . Are you taking any supplements? . . . Sorry to get off topic there, but I feel for anybody suffering from Crohns . . .

[_Joe_]

I got the actual book at home, will link it later.

But basically have cut out all dairy, sugary stuff, insoluble fibers (many breads, grains, corn) beer and hard liquor.

After a week or two on those guidelines, things have been much better. Now I'm just sticking with it and medicine and hoping things go into remission.