darkeyes
Nov 7, 2008, 11:32 AM
Ova the last few years me has luffed bein ere as ya well knos..hav spoken 2 an barneyed wiv lotsa yas..an luff jus bout every minute of it... 'casionally hav had less than nice times but mosly yas all been triff.. even the arseoles who me has had a gud laff at an a gud go at for bein..well..arsoles...
Often wile mes talkin in chat me scribbles down wot me calls me dinkies..kinda perpetual reminda a peeps who hav stuk in me mind for 1 reason or otha... an sumtimes afta me has given sum loon a roastin in forums..or they hav me...well me .commas,,here a lil selection from last 3 years or so... make no apology 2 Allbi... view on 'im has changed since me rote 'is 1st dinkie...yep...soz..ther lots more...here jus a lil selection...
Ne 1 me missed don worry...yas prob ther sumwer... Voltie for a start...:bigrin:
Enjoy...;):tong:
A Trollop
Canya c
Marie D
Me is 'ere
Eva so wee
Yas so cute
No ole boot
Me can c
Marie D
Tarted up
For a gud ole slurp
Yea even wee
Me can c
Mumsy
Lo mumsy
Luffly mumsy
Bounce on ya knee
An me goes weeeeeeeeeee
Ya cheers me up
Yas no tin cup
But a pot a gold
An no so old...
Allbi
Squabble, row and barney
Thats what we do
One word out of place
I could really smash your face
Why is it you think?
We row and barney.. make such stink?
Getting along is hard
God Allbi.. why cant we be pards?
Kate
Kate
My mate
My date
Its fate
Always late
Thats Kate
My mate
Chee(ro)kee Cat
Cuddly, warm and loving
Always laughing, cuddling and shoving
Scared of nowt
Hands out clouts
She never makes me want to pout...
Show
Behind the couch you
One in the shin is no more than deserved
Behind the couch
Let me get in another one I held back in reserve
Met
MetEast
A lovely feast
On my eyes
No mince pies
A lovely smile
I love her piles
Gel
Gel the gaolor
Is my pal
A lovely smile
A lovely gal
Mariersa
Tall
Gorge
Legs up to her bum
Why does she
Have all that height?
While here is me
Tidgy and slight....
Kay
Kay
Suns Ray
Worth the world
More than I can say
Kay, Kay
Laughing and gay
Makes me smile
More than I can say
Chat
Chat
Scat
Rat
Pratt...
No not that
Not pratt...
Jus Chat...
V
V for Vendetta
Thats our V
I'll have her over
For a cup of tea
Have a bun
A sticky tart
Into town
Looking smart
Texie
Texie
Next to Mexie
He's not Lexie
He's our Texie
Moustached and sexie
Funny man
With a watering can..
An Ole Coot
What an ole coot
A perv 2 boot
Me luffly ole coot
No he can't
No he shan't
He has rong bits
Dus me luffly ole coot
Me daft ole coot
That perv 2 boot
That nice ole coot
No me won'
Cos me don'
Ya has rong bits
So me cocks a snoot...
Wee Craigie
Wee Sammi
Tartan Tammie
Short skirts
Right wee flirt
Braw legs
Like dolly pegs...
Belle
A fantasy
Tall, fair
A fantasy
Boston drawl
What a haul
Tall Belle
Wee tarts fantasy
Still Shy
Shy Shy
Almond eyes
Kiss that girl
An' make 'er cry
Dry 'er tears
Kill 'er fears
Shy Shy
Almond eyes
Lise
Lise in love
Wot?
Yep.. she in love
Say not wiv whom
Some day soon
Love will bloom...
Diamond Doggie
Di Dog is ace
So he tells us
To our face
Doggie
'ewo Doggie
How ya doin
Me lil Doggie
Cheeky sod
Not a clod
Doggie wood
.. yea 2 rite
...but not wiv me 'e wudn...
Wotya think me??
A rite daft puddin'?
Granmumsie
Peg is luffly
Peg is fab
But my Granmumsie
Boy Can she gab!!!
Annika
Annika
Bannanika
Cannanika
Ya skimpi nikkas
Awwww Annika
Me give 'em bak..honest...
Jags
Nobble in is trousers
Me sittin on 'is knee
Gigglin me lil head off
Cos 'e needs 2 wee....
Me stayin' ere
E's feelin queer
Me jumpin up an down
Swishin up 'is beer
Chookie
Lo Chookie
Me baldie lil cookie
Ya don haff
Make me laff
Wiv ya lip
Anya let rip
Gimme cheek
Wiv funnies that reek...
Zwit
Not sure 'e likes me dus Zwit
'e don like Franspeak no shit...
Can't b helped
But 'is bum needs skelped
Cos me is luffly
An very well whelped...
Often wile mes talkin in chat me scribbles down wot me calls me dinkies..kinda perpetual reminda a peeps who hav stuk in me mind for 1 reason or otha... an sumtimes afta me has given sum loon a roastin in forums..or they hav me...well me .commas,,here a lil selection from last 3 years or so... make no apology 2 Allbi... view on 'im has changed since me rote 'is 1st dinkie...yep...soz..ther lots more...here jus a lil selection...
Ne 1 me missed don worry...yas prob ther sumwer... Voltie for a start...:bigrin:
Enjoy...;):tong:
A Trollop
Canya c
Marie D
Me is 'ere
Eva so wee
Yas so cute
No ole boot
Me can c
Marie D
Tarted up
For a gud ole slurp
Yea even wee
Me can c
Mumsy
Lo mumsy
Luffly mumsy
Bounce on ya knee
An me goes weeeeeeeeeee
Ya cheers me up
Yas no tin cup
But a pot a gold
An no so old...
Allbi
Squabble, row and barney
Thats what we do
One word out of place
I could really smash your face
Why is it you think?
We row and barney.. make such stink?
Getting along is hard
God Allbi.. why cant we be pards?
Kate
Kate
My mate
My date
Its fate
Always late
Thats Kate
My mate
Chee(ro)kee Cat
Cuddly, warm and loving
Always laughing, cuddling and shoving
Scared of nowt
Hands out clouts
She never makes me want to pout...
Show
Behind the couch you
One in the shin is no more than deserved
Behind the couch
Let me get in another one I held back in reserve
Met
MetEast
A lovely feast
On my eyes
No mince pies
A lovely smile
I love her piles
Gel
Gel the gaolor
Is my pal
A lovely smile
A lovely gal
Mariersa
Tall
Gorge
Legs up to her bum
Why does she
Have all that height?
While here is me
Tidgy and slight....
Kay
Kay
Suns Ray
Worth the world
More than I can say
Kay, Kay
Laughing and gay
Makes me smile
More than I can say
Chat
Chat
Scat
Rat
Pratt...
No not that
Not pratt...
Jus Chat...
V
V for Vendetta
Thats our V
I'll have her over
For a cup of tea
Have a bun
A sticky tart
Into town
Looking smart
Texie
Texie
Next to Mexie
He's not Lexie
He's our Texie
Moustached and sexie
Funny man
With a watering can..
An Ole Coot
What an ole coot
A perv 2 boot
Me luffly ole coot
No he can't
No he shan't
He has rong bits
Dus me luffly ole coot
Me daft ole coot
That perv 2 boot
That nice ole coot
No me won'
Cos me don'
Ya has rong bits
So me cocks a snoot...
Wee Craigie
Wee Sammi
Tartan Tammie
Short skirts
Right wee flirt
Braw legs
Like dolly pegs...
Belle
A fantasy
Tall, fair
A fantasy
Boston drawl
What a haul
Tall Belle
Wee tarts fantasy
Still Shy
Shy Shy
Almond eyes
Kiss that girl
An' make 'er cry
Dry 'er tears
Kill 'er fears
Shy Shy
Almond eyes
Lise
Lise in love
Wot?
Yep.. she in love
Say not wiv whom
Some day soon
Love will bloom...
Diamond Doggie
Di Dog is ace
So he tells us
To our face
Doggie
'ewo Doggie
How ya doin
Me lil Doggie
Cheeky sod
Not a clod
Doggie wood
.. yea 2 rite
...but not wiv me 'e wudn...
Wotya think me??
A rite daft puddin'?
Granmumsie
Peg is luffly
Peg is fab
But my Granmumsie
Boy Can she gab!!!
Annika
Annika
Bannanika
Cannanika
Ya skimpi nikkas
Awwww Annika
Me give 'em bak..honest...
Jags
Nobble in is trousers
Me sittin on 'is knee
Gigglin me lil head off
Cos 'e needs 2 wee....
Me stayin' ere
E's feelin queer
Me jumpin up an down
Swishin up 'is beer
Chookie
Lo Chookie
Me baldie lil cookie
Ya don haff
Make me laff
Wiv ya lip
Anya let rip
Gimme cheek
Wiv funnies that reek...
Zwit
Not sure 'e likes me dus Zwit
'e don like Franspeak no shit...
Can't b helped
But 'is bum needs skelped
Cos me is luffly
An very well whelped...