Realist
Oct 29, 2008, 9:02 AM
Years ago, I bought an old house and restored it. In the attic of the house in 1996, I found this prose, folded up inside a college math book from the '50s. (I copied it verbatim)
"Here it is 1953 and I am 19, legally an adult, but I still live at home. My parents, especially my mother, are intrusively nosey. She thinks I am still her little girl, I guess.
I notice things in my drawers and chest are often rearranged and know she has been looking through my things. I know if I had any love letters, pornography, or dildoes, Mom would find them.
So, at an early age I learned to find things that look non-sexual, but very good for masturbating. There's some thoughts and experiences that make me so aroused that I can't help but get wet and I HAVE to masturbate, if there's no one to give me an orgasm..
Some of them are: Humping my Teddy bear when I was a child and having my first orgasm. I love dreaming about the kiss and body touching that I shared with Bonita at summer camp when I was 12. Seeing Harold masturbate in my granpaw's barn, then showing him how girls do it, was very arousing when I was 13! I get so wet thinking of Juanita, showing me her magnificent breasts, kissing me and playing between my legs at the pool! That was also when I was 14. Thinking of going all the way, the first time, with Norma Jean is one of my all-time favorite things to get hot about. The time I had sex with Charles as I leaned over the fender of his car, after the ball game, is like heaven to relive!
My biggest problem is not making noises at home, because I would love to have the freedom to yell out when I orgasm! Sadly, that's where I get so aroused; at home and in my own bed. I sometimes cram a clean pair of panties in my mouth before I orgasm and turn my radio up, so no one will hear me.
One of my favorite things is a handle of my dad's big hammer. I put baby oil, or Vaseline on the handle and squat on it. The heavy head pulls it out of me when I rise and the handle feels delicious as I sit down on it! I like to look in the mirror and watch as I play with my nipples and let the hammer enter me.
Screwdrivers with different shaped handles are a lot of fun! Medium-sized handles with ridges feel so good. Sometimes, I use a really big one that is tapered at the top, thick in the middle and then thin again, it feels wonderful sliding in and out of my vagina! I don't know why, but I like to see my dad using tools after I've masturbated with them!
My mother has a big can opener with smooth wooden handles. I like to stick one handle in my vagina and one in my anus and slowly masturbate myself with it. The orgasms are explosive! One time I left too much Vaseline on the handles and I heard my mother complain about the can opener feeling greasy. I almost came in my jeans...I loved it!
One time, I read about a girl who masturbated by sitting on the stick shift in her car. When my brother was home from the Army, I slipped outside and tried the gear shift in his old car. I didn't have any lubrication, so I teased myself until I was really wet, then positioned myself over his shifter and sat down on it! It was a little awkward, but I had an enormous orgasm that way!
One time, I was so horny and began looking around my room for something to masturbate with. I have a tall, thin bottle with small, colored marbles inside. I get myself wet and holding the top of the bottle, I inserted it in my vagina and it felt so good going in and out. When I got close to having an orgasm, I began to flick my finger over my clitoris and I climaxed severely. I left it inside me and in a few minutes I made myself orgasm even harder the second time! Sometimes, I put the bottle up inside me and then lay on my stomach, humping Teddy bear until I cum. That's great! With the marbles inside, it's pretty noisy, so I have to be careful.
My bed has four removable knobs on the bedposts. There are five progressively larger balls on these knobs. The last two balls are too big to get inside me. I like putting the first two, or sometimes three, inside me while I'm fingering my clitoris. Great orgasms!
I also like laying on my stomach with my teddy bear between my legs while I hump his little face. I put his nose right against my clitoris and I can hear him begging me to let him do that. It gets me so hot thinking of my little bear between my legs! The orgasms he gives me are so deep!
One time, I was reading a very sensuous French novel on the couch, while My mother was sitting in the big chair, listening to the radio. I was so horny and, while keeping an eye on Mom, I began to finger myself. I was really scared, but so aroused. Jack Benny was telling a long story and just as mom leaned forward to hear better, I had an orgasm!
I let out a little squeal and Mom asked "What's wrong?"
I told her I bit my tongue! She never suspected, but I had to go change my shorts; they were so wet!
My grandmother has a new type of automatic washer. When it is spinning, it sometimes vibrates deliciously. One time, I was washing for Grandmother and when the washer began going into the spin cycle, I raised my skirt and pressed my clitoris against the cold corner of the washer and the vibrations brought me to a great orgasm! Cum was running down my leg!
One time, I was waiting for my dad. He had gone into a store to get something. I was looking through his glove box and saw a really big fountain pen. I slid my panties off to one side and began sticking it inside me. It was wonderful! Just before I could orgasm, my dad came back. Later that evening, I slipped out to his car and used the pen to finish what I'd started earlier! I still get horny looking at big fountain pens!
One day, I was having one of my rare days at home alone and I began looking for something different to masturbate with. I was in the den when I saw some smooth handled pool sticks. I took one and went to my bedroom. I lubed the handle and gave myself a very nice orgasm with it. Later, I inserted a candle in my anus and then used the pool stick to make myself orgasm again. That was so nice!
Since the first time that I made myself orgasm with my teddy bear, I have also used coke bottles, hair brush handles, handles of knives, different tools of my dad's, the legs of dolls, tooth brushes and the handle of an umbrella!
I have been doing these things since I was in the third grade and I guess I will always do it. Masturbating is so much fun with non-sexual items and there is nothing to indicate what I've been up to!
It is so much fun to find different things to orgasm with and I think I will always enjoy the search and orgasms with various non-sexual items! I have had sex with both boys and girls, but still I enjoy masturbating with different things.
This is my secret, so don't tell anyone, OK?
Hmmm, there's a nice-looking handle, on a fireplace poker, over there!"
"Here it is 1953 and I am 19, legally an adult, but I still live at home. My parents, especially my mother, are intrusively nosey. She thinks I am still her little girl, I guess.
I notice things in my drawers and chest are often rearranged and know she has been looking through my things. I know if I had any love letters, pornography, or dildoes, Mom would find them.
So, at an early age I learned to find things that look non-sexual, but very good for masturbating. There's some thoughts and experiences that make me so aroused that I can't help but get wet and I HAVE to masturbate, if there's no one to give me an orgasm..
Some of them are: Humping my Teddy bear when I was a child and having my first orgasm. I love dreaming about the kiss and body touching that I shared with Bonita at summer camp when I was 12. Seeing Harold masturbate in my granpaw's barn, then showing him how girls do it, was very arousing when I was 13! I get so wet thinking of Juanita, showing me her magnificent breasts, kissing me and playing between my legs at the pool! That was also when I was 14. Thinking of going all the way, the first time, with Norma Jean is one of my all-time favorite things to get hot about. The time I had sex with Charles as I leaned over the fender of his car, after the ball game, is like heaven to relive!
My biggest problem is not making noises at home, because I would love to have the freedom to yell out when I orgasm! Sadly, that's where I get so aroused; at home and in my own bed. I sometimes cram a clean pair of panties in my mouth before I orgasm and turn my radio up, so no one will hear me.
One of my favorite things is a handle of my dad's big hammer. I put baby oil, or Vaseline on the handle and squat on it. The heavy head pulls it out of me when I rise and the handle feels delicious as I sit down on it! I like to look in the mirror and watch as I play with my nipples and let the hammer enter me.
Screwdrivers with different shaped handles are a lot of fun! Medium-sized handles with ridges feel so good. Sometimes, I use a really big one that is tapered at the top, thick in the middle and then thin again, it feels wonderful sliding in and out of my vagina! I don't know why, but I like to see my dad using tools after I've masturbated with them!
My mother has a big can opener with smooth wooden handles. I like to stick one handle in my vagina and one in my anus and slowly masturbate myself with it. The orgasms are explosive! One time I left too much Vaseline on the handles and I heard my mother complain about the can opener feeling greasy. I almost came in my jeans...I loved it!
One time, I read about a girl who masturbated by sitting on the stick shift in her car. When my brother was home from the Army, I slipped outside and tried the gear shift in his old car. I didn't have any lubrication, so I teased myself until I was really wet, then positioned myself over his shifter and sat down on it! It was a little awkward, but I had an enormous orgasm that way!
One time, I was so horny and began looking around my room for something to masturbate with. I have a tall, thin bottle with small, colored marbles inside. I get myself wet and holding the top of the bottle, I inserted it in my vagina and it felt so good going in and out. When I got close to having an orgasm, I began to flick my finger over my clitoris and I climaxed severely. I left it inside me and in a few minutes I made myself orgasm even harder the second time! Sometimes, I put the bottle up inside me and then lay on my stomach, humping Teddy bear until I cum. That's great! With the marbles inside, it's pretty noisy, so I have to be careful.
My bed has four removable knobs on the bedposts. There are five progressively larger balls on these knobs. The last two balls are too big to get inside me. I like putting the first two, or sometimes three, inside me while I'm fingering my clitoris. Great orgasms!
I also like laying on my stomach with my teddy bear between my legs while I hump his little face. I put his nose right against my clitoris and I can hear him begging me to let him do that. It gets me so hot thinking of my little bear between my legs! The orgasms he gives me are so deep!
One time, I was reading a very sensuous French novel on the couch, while My mother was sitting in the big chair, listening to the radio. I was so horny and, while keeping an eye on Mom, I began to finger myself. I was really scared, but so aroused. Jack Benny was telling a long story and just as mom leaned forward to hear better, I had an orgasm!
I let out a little squeal and Mom asked "What's wrong?"
I told her I bit my tongue! She never suspected, but I had to go change my shorts; they were so wet!
My grandmother has a new type of automatic washer. When it is spinning, it sometimes vibrates deliciously. One time, I was washing for Grandmother and when the washer began going into the spin cycle, I raised my skirt and pressed my clitoris against the cold corner of the washer and the vibrations brought me to a great orgasm! Cum was running down my leg!
One time, I was waiting for my dad. He had gone into a store to get something. I was looking through his glove box and saw a really big fountain pen. I slid my panties off to one side and began sticking it inside me. It was wonderful! Just before I could orgasm, my dad came back. Later that evening, I slipped out to his car and used the pen to finish what I'd started earlier! I still get horny looking at big fountain pens!
One day, I was having one of my rare days at home alone and I began looking for something different to masturbate with. I was in the den when I saw some smooth handled pool sticks. I took one and went to my bedroom. I lubed the handle and gave myself a very nice orgasm with it. Later, I inserted a candle in my anus and then used the pool stick to make myself orgasm again. That was so nice!
Since the first time that I made myself orgasm with my teddy bear, I have also used coke bottles, hair brush handles, handles of knives, different tools of my dad's, the legs of dolls, tooth brushes and the handle of an umbrella!
I have been doing these things since I was in the third grade and I guess I will always do it. Masturbating is so much fun with non-sexual items and there is nothing to indicate what I've been up to!
It is so much fun to find different things to orgasm with and I think I will always enjoy the search and orgasms with various non-sexual items! I have had sex with both boys and girls, but still I enjoy masturbating with different things.
This is my secret, so don't tell anyone, OK?
Hmmm, there's a nice-looking handle, on a fireplace poker, over there!"