Well.. me wonts 2 kno....!!!!!!!!

[darkeyes]

Me been jokin wiv Kate for a wile bout me chrissie pressie.. now normally for chrissie wudn expect sex toys.. an reely wudn expect pressies 2 b that hugely expensive.. but bout this 1 it jus cant b the case...the 1 me has in mind aint cheap... hav mentioned it 2 summa u lot but jus dunno ne 1 who has 1..or wetha they ne gud.. am not a luffer a pornie film cos they don do much for me..much prefer the reality 2 wotchin...wots the gud wenya cant join in ???? Had only eva seen pics b fore so as a piece a market research me had lil look c in a few naughtie sites.... an wot me saw blew me head off.. well hope it dus ne way if an wen me eva gets 1...certainly blew the girls in the vids heads off.. at least so it seemed...bloody triff actresses if they wer kid on an crap... spesh 1 who jus cudn take it in end an jumped off fore she lost 'er head an..well ya kno wot me means...:tongue:

Wot me talkin bout is a sybian in case ya hadn guessed... r they ne gud? R they worth the dosh..cos they not cheap an best me can tell havta b imported ova ere from otha side a the pond...r they sturdy?? Cos not payin hundreds a quid if the fall apart afta a few sesh's...:(

.. am askin cos me has had lil bitta luk an can afford 1 quite easily now.. an now me will b able 2 afford 1... sod chrissie... dunno if me can wait that long... so am considrin buyin 1 .. buy 1 for Naggy an all tee hee.. an mayb 1 as a spare jus in case... jus thinkin a the fun....tee hee...:bigrin:

Lukky we liv in a biggish house wiv lotsa places 2 hide em from the kids...even then will havta thinka security arrangements... :tong:

So ne 1 hav info an advice for innocent naive yet slitely tartie lass wetha 2 buy or not 2 buy.. cos that is the question... even betta..experience... tee hee:tong:;)

...an don worry bout Rog... 'e will still get the odd outin... tee hee:bigrin:

[Bluebiyou]

Looks like something great for the next time Mrs. Blue is in the mood and I'm not!
But I suspect that a year from now there will be competition... similar units at half the price.
Strange place this Scott-Land... they still barter in squid? I imagine it's tough to catch hundreds of the bastards!

[darkeyes]

Looks like something great for the next time Mrs. Blue is in the mood and I'm not!
But I suspect that a year from now there will be competition... similar units at half the price.
Strange place this Scott-Land... they still barter in squid? I imagine it's tough to catch hundreds of the bastards!
Hav thotta that blue..but patience wos neva a virtue in me..spesh not wen me tinglin in anticipation..:tong:

Will barter in owt if it gets me wot me wonts .. tee hee:bigrin:

[Bluebiyou]

Well, after looking it up on Wikipedia...
it's been around a while... so forget what I said about price dropping.
Not a lot of demand for it, but solidly constructed.
The reviews are great.
And unless Fran's ovaries are really testicles releasing sperm... Kate won't be in danger of pregnancy or using intrauterine device that would contradict usage of the Sybian.
I think it would be a great gift... but mind you... you'd probably be the one to pull it out, set it up and encourage Kate to use it. Like an expensive exercise machine, it would be likely to find a happy 'storage' home unless you bring it out. (Perhaps not... I don't really know Kate that well :) )
Perhaps you can set it on the floor and sit in your favorite chair in front of her, sipping some wine, candlelit room, until you both can't stand it anymore!

[darkeyes]

:bigrin::bigrin::bigrin::bigrin::bigrin::bigrin::b igrin::bigrin::bigrin::bigrin::bigrin:

[arana]

I've wondered about it for a long time too and of course price exludes just getting one to check it out. It does look like a fun ride and maybe the fact it IS so expensive and seems well built means that it's a good product. They'd only get really cheap if they weren't any good and no one was buying them. So get one and tell me, Fran cuz I WANT TO KNOW! lol:tong:

[csrakate]

So ne 1 hav info an advice for innocent naive yet slitely tartie lass wetha 2 buy or not 2 buy.. cos that is the question... even betta..experience... tee hee:tong:;)

...an don worry bout Rog... 'e will still get the odd outin... tee hee:bigrin:

Hell yeah you should buy one if you have the resources to do so!!! And as Arana said....make sure you share your personal reviews of it with the rest of us! Glad to hear ol' Rog won't get neglected...would hate to think of him all alone and stuck away to rot! LOL!!

Guess this means Mumsy can cross the Sybian off of your Christmas list...but I'm sure you'll think of something else just as fitting for such a luffly tart as yourself! LOL!

Hugs,
Kate

[darkeyes]

*thinks* shall me c wot Ann Summers hasta offer or sum such seller a naughtie wares.... wonda if they giv trial runs....:tong:

Well jus like 2 hav an idea wot me gettin for me dosh...:tong:

[arana]

*thinks* shall me c wot Ann Summers hasta offer or sum such seller a naughtie wares.... wonda if they giv trial runs....:tong:

Well jus like 2 hav an idea wot me gettin for me dosh...:tong:

If it's as good as it says, I think you should get Kate and I one too :tong: just cuz we luffsya so much.

[still_shy]

BTW--I had to google it!!! Had no idea what one was but now that I do--I know what I'm asking for for Christmas!!!! Buy it Fran!!

[csrakate]

If it's as good as it says, I think you should get Kate and I one too :tong: just cuz we luffsya so much.

Amen to that, Arana!! hehe

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

OMG Frannie. A Syb is a marvel, let me tell you! We have one in the Lifestyle group that I am in and women come to the parties just For the Syb sometimes. These women Swear by it for pleasure, and its a kick watching them ride it, too...lol

A friend of mine owns one and yes, they Are kind of pricey, but the pleasure he gets from providing this kind of pleasure to the ladies is very fulling to him..:} www.Sybian.com
Cat

[darkeyes]

If it's as good as it says, I think you should get Kate and I one too :tong: just cuz we luffsya so much.

Gud as it looks ther production quota betta b stepped up cos it gonna b put 2lotsa gud use an take a rite gud hammerin...:bigrin:

[darkeyes]

BTW--I had to google it!!! Had no idea what one was but now that I do--I know what I'm asking for for Christmas!!!! Buy it Fran!!.. def Shy babes.. mos def.. tee hee:tong:

[CuddlyKate]

.. def Shy babes.. mos def.. tee hee:tong:
Covers my face with my hands. Trembles and wonders just what is about to become of me and what to do about her and her latest wheeze.:rolleyes:

[csrakate]

Covers my face with my hands. Trembles and wonders just what is about to become of me and what to do about her and her latest wheeze.:rolleyes:

LOL Kate...I also ponder that but I can't help but quote you from another thread....something about being "tied to the whipping post"??? LOL! Forgive me...but I just couldn't let that one pass! I am sure our lil tart will somehow incorporate you into this lovely new passion of hers...and if it is one thing I have hoped to have instilled in her, it's the ability to share!

Hugs,
Kate

[darkeyes]

Covers my face with my hands. Trembles and wonders just what is about to become of me and what to do about her and her latest wheeze.:rolleyes:Bon accord me lil northern luffly... no more no less..:bigrin:

[darkeyes]

LOL Kate...I also ponder that but I can't help but quote you from another thread....something about being "tied to the whipping post"??? LOL! Forgive me...but I just couldn't let that one pass! I am sure our lil tart will somehow incorporate you into this lovely new passion of hers...and if it is one thing I have hoped to have instilled in her, it's the ability to share!

Hugs,
Kate
Me keeps chuckin er the ropes Mumsy..so far she been mos reluctant...:tong:

..an she will mumsy..she will:bigrin:

[**Peg**]

WHOA !!!!!

hellsbells, thanks for the headsup grambabe, last time I checked they were $5000.00 here in Canada !!!

price HAS come way down... go for it, then, as kate and arana said, post results ... if you can still type afterwards that is :bigrin:

granny

[darkeyes]

... if you can still type afterwards that is :bigrin:

granny God Granmumsie...me hopes not...least not for a gud wile.. tee hee:bigrin:

[frikidiki]

This is going to sound funny, but I've actually seen one of these things in action at a party once. Not one single person who tried it seemed to enjoy it--we're talking about several different ladies. I'm not saying this is the usual reaction, but this was the first time for me ever seeing one--before seeing one again in a porn movie in which it was very obviously a fun ride for one of the actresses--so I assumed from that point that symbians were crap.

Anyway, I'd like to ask those here with direct experience with one, for edumacational purposes only, what could've possibly been the problem at that party? I can say for certain that this thing was working fine. Having an audience was not an issue either, at least not for most of them.

[darkeyes]

This is going to sound funny, but I've actually seen one of these things in action at a party once. Not one single person who tried it seemed to enjoy it--we're talking about several different ladies. I'm not saying this is the usual reaction, but this was the first time for me ever seeing one--before seeing one again in a porn movie in which it was very obviously a fun ride for one of the actresses--so I assumed from that point that symbians were crap.

Anyway, I'd like to ask those here with direct experience with one, for edumacational purposes only, what could've possibly been the problem at that party? I can say for certain that this thing was working fine. Having an audience was not an issue either, at least not for most of them.
Frets... posts like this make me hope me can hav wee try out fore buyin... sumwer...:rolleyes:

[okie5558]

We have one at he clib we group to and there isn't a woman there that doesn't ride it . They rest and get back on it lol.

[darkeyes]

We have one at he clib we group to and there isn't a woman there that doesn't ride it . They rest and get back on it lol.
.. betta an more promisin.. tee hee:bigrin:

[csrakate]

This is going to sound funny, but I've actually seen one of these things in action at a party once. Not one single person who tried it seemed to enjoy it--we're talking about several different ladies. I'm not saying this is the usual reaction, but this was the first time for me ever seeing one--before seeing one again in a porn movie in which it was very obviously a fun ride for one of the actresses--so I assumed from that point that symbians were crap.

Anyway, I'd like to ask those here with direct experience with one, for edumacational purposes only, what could've possibly been the problem at that party? I can say for certain that this thing was working fine. Having an audience was not an issue either, at least not for most of them.
It's hard to know what may have been at play here....you say that the audience wasn't a factor but it could have been...perhaps they weren't where they needed to be to try something so new...perhaps the stimulation was too much or too little...perhaps just climbing onto a "machine" while being watched just didn't give them the necessary excitement that allowed them to let go and enjoy. Not to mention that many women still have hang ups over masturbation especially when doing so in public. I wouldn't base too much on the reactions of that particular crowd. What one may be able to enjoy in private may not be the same in public.

[darkeyes]

This is going to sound funny, but I've actually seen one of these things in action at a party once. Not one single person who tried it seemed to enjoy it--we're talking about several different ladies. I'm not saying this is the usual reaction, but this was the first time for me ever seeing one--before seeing one again in a porn movie in which it was very obviously a fun ride for one of the actresses--so I assumed from that point that symbians were crap.

Anyway, I'd like to ask those here with direct experience with one, for edumacational purposes only, what could've possibly been the problem at that party? I can say for certain that this thing was working fine. Having an audience was not an issue either, at least not for most of them.

...actresses??? God..hope they wernt actin...:eek: they bloody sold me on gettin mesel 1...:bigrin: or 2.. an prob a spare in case a emergency...:tong:...

[darkeyes]

It's hard to know what may have been at play here....you say that the audience wasn't a factor but it could have been...perhaps they weren't where they needed to be to try something so new...perhaps the stimulation was too much or too little...perhaps just climbing onto a "machine" while being watched just didn't give them the necessary excitement that allowed them to let go and enjoy. Not to mention that many women still have hang ups over masturbation especially when doing so in public. I wouldn't base too much on the reactions of that particular crowd. What one may be able to enjoy in private may not be the same in public.
..an wen u an Ran getcha chrissie pressies ya can show em how its dun Mumsy.. tee hee:tong::bigrin:

[frikidiki]

...what one may be able to enjoy in private may not be the same in public.

Talk about a massive understatement! No large audience is going to see what I do with my...well, never mind that. ;-)

Allow me to clarify a couple of things. This was actually a sex party of mostly close or acquainted individuals, and hardly public at all. Many of those in the audience were also participants, including my then "girlfriend," who hosted the party.

However, I recall these people saying things like, "I expected more," while looking at the machine as if it were a Lotus hybrid that only went 20 mph.

Nevertheless, I'm pretty sure as of now that these things usually work; I'm more interested in possible reasons as to why this one wouldn't work on any of several different women. Given what I've heard and seen since then (here, too), I'm very intrigued by this.

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Frets... posts like this make me hope me can hav wee try out fore buyin...sumwer...

Sorry, wasn't trying to be discouraging or negative. If anyone answers my question well enough, you might have some buying tips.

How about it, folks--any symbian buying tips out there?


...actresses??? God..hope they wernt actin...

Lol! That thought crossed my mind.

I've also heard that these things can be built in a garage using plans from the internet. I didn't bother to look into this, myself.

[darkeyes]

Sorry, wasn't trying to be discouraging or negative. If anyone answers my question well enough, you might have some buying tips.

How about it, folks--any symbian buying tips out there?



Lol! That thought crossed my mind.

I've also heard that these things can be built in a garage using plans from the internet. I didn't bother to look into this, myself.

Is a symbian even more raunchy than a sybian?? Or is it sum superior symbiote oua StargateSG1?? Anotha crappie scifi telly programme.. tho riginal film wos gud..:bigrin:

An am no gud wiv doin the buildin leccie gadgets .. wanna hav me head blown off..not electrocuted...:tong:..

[frikidiki]

Is a symbian even more raunchy than a sybian?? Or is it sum superior symbiote oua StargateSG1??

Whoops! I honestly thought it was "symbian." There goes my spelling bee title! Well, nobody's perfect.

But I've never seriously watched SG1--only played one, prefer LPs like the one I (sniff) used to have--so the rest of your joke was lost on me.

I learned something else last night about these things. Apparently, there is supposed to be a dildo-like part that was actually not present on the one I observed at that party. Those who tried it out were basically riding it like it was a motorcycle seat. The mystery of why it didn't work may have been solved. Lol!