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Cherokee_Mountaincat
Sep 3, 2008, 11:13 PM
Sorry ya'll..I Had to pass this on! Hugz!
Cat
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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed
in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of Nature through
such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the
ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

He noticed she was Looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took
her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having any
of that Brokeback mountain shit in our garden!'

Toad82
Sep 3, 2008, 11:42 PM
That is one of the most messed up and funniest things I have ever read.

Cherokee_Mountaincat
Sep 4, 2008, 1:20 AM
I have to apologize for this. I was told it was rude and insensitive.. :( I apologize....It was just meant to be funny.
Sad Cat

dangerous_unicorn
Sep 4, 2008, 4:43 AM
Cherokee_Mountaincat

That was very funny thank you for posting it i needed a good laugh and that did it.

darkeyes
Sep 4, 2008, 6:11 AM
I have to apologize for this. I was told it was rude and insensitive.. :( I apologize....It was just meant to be funny.
Sad Cat
No need 2 apologise Cat hun.. if we cant laff at our own then jus wot can we laff at?? muah!:tong:

But the poor wittle daddy longlegs... bit extreme case a coitus interruptus.. *sniff*..:(

still_shy
Sep 4, 2008, 8:15 AM
Don't apologize Cat, I thought it was hilarious! If people don't like it, they don't have to read it!

onewhocares
Sep 4, 2008, 9:28 AM
Well I thought it was funny Cat and I am married to a BrokeBack Mountain man.


Belle

Meinbruder
Sep 4, 2008, 10:08 AM
Some people need to take a flying leap……..

It’s a rare find, an original joke with an un-expected punch line; at least I didn’t see it coming. Thank you. It was a good laugh and I will pass it along.

cutenewlybi
Sep 4, 2008, 3:31 PM
OMG no need to apolgize cat...it was funny as hell....I died laughing. It is hard to find jokes where i cant figure out what the punch line is and this was one of them.

Cherokee_Mountaincat
Sep 4, 2008, 3:34 PM
lol For myself, I thought it was hilarious, as my daughter in England is Terrified of spiders. She said she laughed so hard that she almost tinkled..lol
Cat

LosFrida
Oct 5, 2008, 5:18 AM
:bigrin: Good one.