Bloody Hilarious Cartoons.

[mindfinding]

If your a geek at heart, click the links and laugh your butt off. If your not a geek at heart, just click the first one.


http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/science_fair.png

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tfd_nataliedee.png

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/join_myspace.png

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/mario.png

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/hamster_ball.png

[mindfinding]

Btw, please post any you have that make ya laugh.

[jem_is_bi]

I liked the science_fair.
But, for balance, it needs a follow-up project "the science of sucking dick".
Then, for social studies: "the art of sucking dick".
Those would liven up you resume.

[shameless agitator]

Not a cartoon, but I saw a T-shirt the other day for the geeks

There are 10 types of people in the world
Those who understand binary & those who don't

[jem_is_bi]

Not a cartoon, but I saw a T-shirt the other day for the geeks

There are 10 types of people in the world
Those who understand binary & those who don't

That joke is about the sciene of dimensionality reduction.
For the original 10 by 10 correlation matrix with elements Aij, where (i and j) are types of people, an eigenvalue decomposition with 2 significant eigenvalues would yield the desired binary result proclaimed on the T-shirt.
But, I guess all that just would not fit on a T-shirt ;)

[mindfinding]

Not a cartoon, but I saw a T-shirt the other day for the geeks

There are 10 types of people in the world
Those who understand binary & those who don't

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Binary humor is awesome.

[FalconAngel]

I have one that I got a Kennedy Space Center.

On the front it reads;

What part of

(list of 10 algebra formulas that NASA scientists use for a space mission)

Don't you understand?

On the back is each formula's purpose.

[shameless agitator]

That joke is about the sciene of dimensionality reduction.
For the original 10 by 10 correlation matrix with elements Aij, where (i and j) are types of people, an eigenvalue decomposition with 2 significant eigenvalues would yield the desired binary result proclaimed on the T-shirt.
But, I guess all that just would not fit on a T-shirt ;)Umm, actually I think it's a whole lot simpler than that. it's not ten, it's 1 (yes) and 0 (no), the only 2 possible values in binary. In this case 1 would represent people who understand it and 0 would represent people who don't.

[**Peg**]

Why geeks like computers:

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep.

:bigrin:

**Peg**

fsck = file system consistency check (for the ungeeks <grin>) which begs the question why is my CHKDSK always running on bootup? grrrrr *LOL*

[MarieDelta]

"Johnny was a chemist's son,
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H20
was H2SO4."

a bit morbid perhaps but...

[wolfcamp]

GS d- s: a++ C++ LHSU++++ P++ L++ E W+(-) N+ o- K w--- O- M+ V- PS+>$ PE- Y PGP t 5 X+ R* tv b++ DI++ D+ G e:*>$(++?) h* r%:-:+:++ y++*>$

Geek Code (http://www.geekcode.com/geek.html)

[mindfinding]

Umm, actually I think it's a whole lot simpler than that. it's not ten, it's 1 (yes) and 0 (no), the only 2 possible values in binary. In this case 1 would represent people who understand it and 0 would represent people who don't.

Yepper doodles. That be the binary I know mon. 1= On 0= Off.

[mindfinding]

Ahem....

00=0
01=1
10=2

Ergo, 2 types of people.

And XKCD = 1337 :) Some really awesome cartoons on there.

I owe you a beer for just being a cool geek, let me know when you want to collect.

So are you 1337 in the RL, or a pc pimp on the wob and thats it?

Teh bmob.

[allbimyself]

Why geeks like computers:

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep.

:bigrin:

**Peg**

fsck = file system consistency check (for the ungeeks <grin>) which begs the question why is my CHKDSK always running on bootup? grrrrr *LOL*

I think you forgot to gawk first, peg.

[mindfinding]

I'm one of those people that installed Remote Access 2.0 on OS2/Warp just to see what it was like.

You are greater then I. So, how was it?