AND BOOBS TO YOU! [Archive]

IanGray

Mar 22, 2008, 7:22 PM

And boobs to you! Small ones large ones, bouncy ones, oversize ones. I have often thought they might fall off when a woman is running. Ah! bouncy bouncy bouncy! AND BOOBS TO YOU TOO! :tongue:

Skater Boy

Mar 22, 2008, 7:30 PM

lol, you're a funny guy, Ian! :tong:

diB4u

Mar 22, 2008, 7:42 PM

Ahh but Ian are u including Man Boobs.

sometimesitbethatway

Mar 22, 2008, 7:46 PM

sick. man boobs. ha ha the moobs

diB4u

Mar 22, 2008, 8:26 PM

Awww

Man boobs on overweight men can be for some quite attractive.

Doggie_Wood

Mar 23, 2008, 12:52 AM

Ian - you big booby! :bigrin:

:doggie:

IanGray

Mar 23, 2008, 7:58 AM

Ahh but Ian are u including Man Boobs.

God! man boobs are a new set of problems! Wobble wobble wobble!
:tongue:

IanGray

Mar 23, 2008, 8:05 AM

Ian - you big booby! :bigrin:

:doggie:

Thanks for the compliment.

Boobs are in fact a good cure for insomnia. Try it;

1 Tity 2 Tity 3 Tity 4 Tity................ :tongue:

diB4u

Mar 23, 2008, 8:14 AM

Damn Ian you are obsessed with bloody boobs arent ya?

Would you like mine?

Do you want boobs on your skin???

LOL you're funny dude. Serously.

lookn0ver

Mar 23, 2008, 9:09 AM

:bigrin: there once was this lady who had hardy any boobs. so she went to this doctor and told him her desire and he said he had this exercise he wanted her to try. and he had her grab hold of both cups with both hands and pulling them out and pushing them and counting 1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2....in cadence and he would go make his rounds and check in on her in a little while to see how she was doing..............BUT HE FORGOT ALL ABOUT HER!!!:eek: and at the end of his shift he had realized that she may have just gotten tired and went home. but as he walked up on the examining room he made out what sounded like muffled marching and loud chanting...upon opening the door he witnessed the woman sure enough marching in place soloing over and over:tongue: ,"1-2-3-4!!!OVER THE SHOULDERS ~ TOUCH THE FLOOR !!!

:rolleyes:he shoulda jist told to her rub a small piece of toi~dee paper up and down her brestbone

IanGray

Mar 23, 2008, 10:40 AM

Damn Ian you are obsessed with bloody boobs arent ya?

Would you like mine?

Do you want boobs on your skin???

LOL you're funny dude. Serously.

My obsession with boobs is a booby lie.

Have not had the pleasure. Willing to consider anything.

Good god! I've got a split personality! Is that the emotional splits?
:tongue:

IanGray

Mar 23, 2008, 10:42 AM

:bigrin: there once was this lady who had hardy any boobs. so she went to this doctor and told him her desire and he said he had this exercise he wanted her to try. and he had her grab hold of both cups with both hands and pulling them out and pushing them and counting 1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2....in cadence and he would go make his rounds and check in on her in a little while to see how she was doing..............BUT HE FORGOT ALL ABOUT HER!!!:eek: and at the end of his shift he had realized that she may have just gotten tired and went home. but as he walked up on the examining room he made out what sounded like muffled marching and loud chanting...upon opening the door he witnessed the woman sure enough marching in place soloing over and over:tongue: ,"1-2-3-4!!!OVER THE SHOULDERS ~ TOUCH THE FLOOR !!!

:rolleyes:he shoulda jist told to her rub a small piece of toi~dee paper up and down her brestbone

Always wanted to be a doctor :tongue:

Bluebiyou

Mar 23, 2008, 10:51 AM

Common question for men with hetero interests.

Similar to the common question of type of girl that appeals to you:
Are you a MaryAnn guy or Ginger guy?

Comes the focus of female appeal question:
Are you a butt man or a boob man?

IanGray leaves no doubt what kind of guy he is!

Bloodflower

Mar 23, 2008, 11:15 AM

God! man boobs are a new set of problems! Wobble wobble wobble!
:tongue:

Maybe you need a "manssiere!"

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa63/VenomousKate/ChubbyMommy%20pix/manboobs.jpg

the mage

Mar 23, 2008, 11:21 AM

Funny, I just bought a gag with 2 little titties on it instead of the usual ball..

Fills the mouth most well.

IanGray

Mar 23, 2008, 1:30 PM

Common question for men with hetero interests.

Similar to the common question of type of girl that appeals to you:
Are you a MaryAnn guy or Ginger guy?

Comes the focus of female appeal question:
Are you a butt man or a boob man?

IanGray leaves no doubt what kind of guy he is!

Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt!
To find out what guy I am you must look beyond the boobs!
When faced with boobs and butts I get confused! :tongue:

IanGray

Mar 23, 2008, 2:08 PM

Funny, I just bought a gag with 2 little titties on it instead of the usual ball..

Fills the mouth most well.

Two little titties went a traveling, two little titties had a fall
when two little titties stood up, two little titties where no longer small
Now they were big titties, wide and large and swinging
when two big titties hit your head, you would hear a dreadful ringing.

The fasenation that arises, when checking booby sizes
Justifies a competiton with plenty useful prizes
A degree in breast study, would be a worthwhile occupation
Boobs would then be respected and be a pride to the whole nation

I could go on and on at the wonder, of boobs in all their glory
and the escapades of their admirers
but I leave it here to add your own take on it
and add to the boobs glorious story

Okay folkes, Can you add to this little ditty

:tongue: