bisexualinsocal
Mar 12, 2008, 12:32 AM
So today I was coming out of 24 hour fitness and I saw some guy slim-jimming this really nice CLK. He finally had to bust the window open
Actually, I'm not sure it was a guy, but statistically, science says it was probably a dude and that's good enough for me. I don't need to see someone try to steal a car for me to believe that someone tried to steal it.
I could tell he was trying to steal the car and that's what I told the police when they got there. So the coppers came out and ran the car for fingerprints or whatever. Good thing there were fingerprints. So now we have a lead on this guy.
Of course the cops asked me if I saw everything go down and of course I said yes. I mean, I didn't really see it but studies and statistics prove that it was probably a guy.... and who am I to argue with studies?
Actually, I'm not sure it was a guy, but statistically, science says it was probably a dude and that's good enough for me. I don't need to see someone try to steal a car for me to believe that someone tried to steal it.
I could tell he was trying to steal the car and that's what I told the police when they got there. So the coppers came out and ran the car for fingerprints or whatever. Good thing there were fingerprints. So now we have a lead on this guy.
Of course the cops asked me if I saw everything go down and of course I said yes. I mean, I didn't really see it but studies and statistics prove that it was probably a guy.... and who am I to argue with studies?