house work

[31cho]

Is it possible to train a fly to do house work?

[jeancarleo]

No. On the contrary, a fly makes you do house work by trying to kill it and they leave black spots which you need to clean and then when u kill it u also need to clean the mess.

Don't be cheap, if you want someone to do housework jsut get a maid, but if u wanna save some money do it yourself ;)

[HighEnergy]

I don't know about a fly, but I've been tempted to put furniture polish on my dog's tail. She clears the end table of beers at record speed.

[arana]

You can't even train flies to do circus acts anymore. Little suckers discovered the union.

[kitten]

LOL Arana.
However, ladybugs are more interested in results. They eat the bad critters without leaving a mess and all they ask is a place to hibernate in the winter.
I have a colony in the corner of my kitchen.
AS far as dusting - no luck yet. But I don't mind if the dust gathers a bit.

hugs

[onewhocares]

Kitten and Arana you two are TOO funny!!! Wish I had such wit.

I wish I could train anyone to do housework. I actually do not mind doing it to be honest. I like to vacume and organize the best....had to dust and clean the base board mouldings in our home. I was amazed at where cob webbs find homes. I too hate the dam flies and the little black spots they leave. I find that the flies like to land on the mullions on our windows and it is a bitch to clean. Love the Mr. Clean Magic Erasers....they are the best.

Belle

[Bluebiyou]

I've gotten some impressive results using the fly on my Levis!
But usually it ends up increasing entropy (making more of a mess), than cleaning up...:eek:

[Uneedhands]

Find a slave. ...and lots of spiders. Fly's are gross.

[onewhocares]

Blue....AGAIN you are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OcalaCouple683]

LOL ya'll are halarious!! :tong:

[anne27]

I'm thinking more along the lines of a cute, sexy little subby girl.. or boy.

I'm taking applications, should anyone wanna apply :bigrin:.

[onewhocares]

I have to add this....

I came down the stairs this morning and low and behold what do I see but five or six lady bugs all in a row heading toward my family room...All I could imagine were mops, brushes, dust cloths and buckets of Spic and Span on their backs ready to come and clean.....my own army of cleaners.

Now if I were able to afford a house keeper for MY home...I would want him to be as compassionate as Used Bear, as intelligent as Biwords, as musically inclined as Allbi, as politically in tune as Volty, as adventurous as Hillwaker, as comical as Flounder, as erodite as CMM, as thoughtful as Searching Brian, and intuitive as Tx46M, litterary and Showme and Itsme14, horny as Hard1970,kind as Rfe, musical as Climbitnow, insightful as Wanting,full of wisdom as Tantra3, sexy accent as Miro, sea worth as Joeguy just to name a few..

Wait..that is a fantasy.....all those rolled into one. Guess a girl can always have a dream.


Belle

[Skater Boy]

Who needs to train flies? My parents have engaged the services of a young Polish woman who, for a mere £7 ($15) per hour, will fulfill any (and all) of their domestic cleaning requests. Thats FIFTEEN DOLLARS, folks... y'all probably spend more than that on Krispy Kremes each week. Ofcourse, she doesn't speak much (if any) English. But thats besides the point... as long as she knows how to scrub a toilet, who cares if her grammar doesn't pass muster?

Money well spent, I think... :bigrin:

[The Barefoot Contess]

Who would have guessed, such wit in such a short thread :rolleyes:

The truth is that one of my roommates must have his own private army of invisible and inefficient slave flies: I can't wait to meet them and plan together a "mastercide" to get him out this house. It is not that he does not clean: he pretends to clean, his strategy being something like "let's move this and this piece of furniture and put this one plate in the dishwasher and light a candle so that it looks as if I did clean". You never see him perform such strenuous duty, though. So, I assumed he just has illegal immigrant flies working for him. But one day they will revolt, and you, you stupid filthy dumb-ass pig will drown in your very own pigsty.

[Skater Boy]

Who would have guessed, such wit in such a short thread :rolleyes:

Why, thank you! (If you're referring to anything I wrote, that is).


The truth is that one of my roommates must have his own private army of invisible and inefficient slave flies: I can't wait to meet them and plan together a "mastercide" to get him out this house. It is not that he does not clean: he pretends to clean, his strategy being something like "let's move this and this piece of furniture and put this one plate in the dishwasher and light a candle so that it looks as if I did clean". You never see him perform such strenuous duty, though. So, I assumed he just has illegal immigrant flies working for him. But one day they will revolt, and you, you stupid filthy dumb-ass pig will drown in your very own pigsty.

He sounds like a great man, Contessa. Nay, a genius. You really shouldn't bother him with such trivialities as house cleaning, as I'm sure he has other much more important things to do. Plus, if it really bothers you so much, maybe you should adopt the role yourself... :tongue:

[The Barefoot Contess]

Plus, if it really bothers you so much, maybe you should adopt the role yourself... :tongue:

Yes, yes, yes, of course. Also, do you think he'd be up for a daily bj as a sign of subservience and respect...? I mean, I have heard men like that, and after all, I am here to please.

[Skater Boy]

Yes, yes, yes, of course. Also, do you think he'd be up for a daily bj as a sign of subservience and respect...? I mean, I have heard men like that, and after all, I am here to please.

Now you're talking!!! :bigrin:

[rickyfailington]

It's possible, but it's only acceptable if it's a female housefly.

[the mage]

Is it possible to train a fly to do house work?


That all depends upon whose house you want what work done on??


Add a bag of crap and you got a party...!

[parkerbi]

why not train a MONKEY to do house work? It's clever enought.:tongue:

[chulainn2]

My suggestion, get a trainable girlfriend. She will appreciate a man's selfless guidance and support to further advance and explore her inherent desire to clean for the male species. With gentle but goal-oriented training, your girlfriend will discover her deep-set passion to not only clean but to
serve beer and sandwiches to you and your buddies during televised sports.

As your relationship matures you will find that she will come to bear the sacrifices you have made for her so that she can reach her domesticated plateau. Soon, she will say,'please', when you say sex?

I hope I have been of some help and if I am ever in your city, I will drop by the hospital to say hi to you.

[jem_is_bi]

My suggestion, get a trainable girlfriend. She will appreciate a man's selfless guidance and support to further advance and explore her inherent desire to clean for the male species. With gentle but goal-oriented training, your girlfriend will discover her deep-set passion to not only clean but to
serve beer and sandwiches to you and your buddies during televised sports.

As your relationship matures you will find that she will come to bear the sacrifices you have made for her so that she can reach her domesticated plateau. Soon, she will say,'please', when you say sex?

I hope I have been of some help and if I am ever in your city, I will drop by the hospital to say hi to you.

Prayers at the grave site would be more likely.

JEM

[OcalaCouple683]

My suggestion, get a trainable girlfriend. She will appreciate a man's selfless guidance and support to further advance and explore her inherent desire to clean for the male species. With gentle but goal-oriented training, your girlfriend will discover her deep-set passion to not only clean but to
serve beer and sandwiches to you and your buddies during televised sports.

As your relationship matures you will find that she will come to bear the sacrifices you have made for her so that she can reach her domesticated plateau. Soon, she will say,'please', when you say sex?

I hope I have been of some help and if I am ever in your city, I will drop by the hospital to say hi to you.

Okay I have to admit, You had me fuming til I got to that last line and realized I think you were just being funny! LMFAO! :tong:

[Mrs.F]

I have to add this....

I came down the stairs this morning and low and behold what do I see but five or six lady bugs all in a row heading toward my family room...All I could imagine were mops, brushes, dust cloths and buckets of Spic and Span on their backs ready to come and clean.....my own army of cleaners.

Now if I were able to afford a house keeper for MY home...I would want him to be as compassionate as Used Bear, as intelligent as Biwords, as musically inclined as Allbi, as politically in tune as Volty, as adventurous as Hillwaker, as comical as Flounder, as erodite as CMM, as thoughtful as Searching Brian, and intuitive as Tx46M, litterary and Showme and Itsme14, horny as Hard1970,kind as Rfe, musical as Climbitnow, insightful as Wanting,full of wisdom as Tantra3, sexy accent as Miro, sea worth as Joeguy just to name a few..

Wait..that is a fantasy.....all those rolled into one. Guess a girl can always have a dream.


Belle


Why don't you hire all of them! Because it will take all of them to do a decent job.....LOL :rolleyes: Better yet, just hire Marty!!! You will have the cleanest house and it will glow!