A Bi Geek Poll: Superheroes in the sack... [Archive]

TaylorMade

Nov 14, 2007, 1:00 AM

I was thinking, after watching Superman Returns

http://www.welovebrandonrouth.com/routhshirtless.jpg

And Batman Begins

http://www.socalworkout.com/wpblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/cin_bale.jpg

All things being equal, which super hero makes the cut for you?

But since being bisexual is about options. . .I included more than the big two. (Hard Cores will notice I picked four from DC and four from Marvel. . .if your favorite isn't here, post 'em)

Wonder Woman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonder_Woman)- - Amazonian Princess. Pretty hot. Pretty strong. Grew up on an All- Female Island. Oh, YES- - she was created by a polyamorous trio.

Supergirl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supergirl)- - Why the hell not? She's hot, she's superman's cousin and I think we've seen her naked already.

http://www.chefantasia.com/images/supergirl.JPG

Okay, it's not her, but we've wished, right?

Gambit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambit_(comics))- -Sexy. From New Orleans. Can do that cool trick with his eyes and Charming as hell. What's not to love?

Storm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storm_%28Marvel_Comics%29)- -African Rain Goddess. . .and who doesn't love a domme that loves a little anal action?

http://twistedsubmission.com/TS/images/NEW07/Hentai%20X-men%20Storm.jpg

Spiderman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man)--Angsty, sensitive, hot in spandex, and legal. :)

Rogue (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rogue_(comics))- - Can't touch her. Literally. But, if you're a masochist, she may be just up your alley.

*Taylor*

DiamondDog

Nov 14, 2007, 1:12 AM

Wolverine!

Without the titanium claws when being intimate though.

Also storm would be nice but I wouldn't want her when she is moody or in a bad state of mind!

MetaSexual2

Nov 14, 2007, 4:02 AM

Smallville's Tom Welling as Superman is so much hotter than Superman Return's Brandon Routh - mmm Tom Welling + Kristin Kreuk as Lana Lang, lots of fantasy material there

BTW - Fantasy fuel for X-men fans ;) http://youporn.com/watch/89674

ambi53mm

Nov 14, 2007, 7:12 AM

SuperWoman...but we'll share.

Ambi:)

raistkit

Nov 14, 2007, 8:00 AM

here's another vote for wolverine. raist dressed as him for halloween for me a couple of years ago. grew the sideburns very, very sexy.

kit

leizy

Nov 14, 2007, 10:30 AM

Didja know that the man who invented Wonder Woman was a psychologist, Marsten-Moulton, who had two wives? Reportedly, there was a kinky S&M scene to their lives as well. However, he worshipped women, believed they were better at core than men, and that the world would be a much better place if women were in charge. For years, each comic of wonder woman contained at least one scene of her in bondage, tied up by bad guys...

those kinky psychologists - he's my hero...

darkeyes

Nov 14, 2007, 10:51 AM

Now me a fun luffin easy goin if sumtimes lil hot tempered kinda gal... me likes lookin at yummies an dreamin bout wot we cud an shud b doin..me likes dreamin of odd film star or singer (KM..sighhhhhhhhhh) but reely think peeps jus go ova board bout it all.. me not big inta cult of celebrity...

But wen it cums 2 fictitious comic book characters?? Jeez ere me has a rite downer on it... even if "dramatised" on screen.. jus all seems so daft 2 me an wots more begins 2 wonda if lotsa peeps in ere r nowt comic book characters..

Then course me thinksa Hentai an Anime... an wtf me complainin bout?? Wen it cums 2 animation thats wer me a huge fan.... but they r drawins..they r erotic an they dus do funny lil things 2 me wer it mattas... mayb me jus a hentai character... God they dus hav such fun.. but wen its cums down 2 it they jus lil drawins outa sum 1 's yummily overactive imagination.. sadly..

So u dream bout ya supaheroes.. me will stik 2 me lil japanese drawins.. an we all will enjoy in our own way our own thing...:bigrin:

TaylorMade

Nov 14, 2007, 2:39 PM

Gah, I really should have subsituted Spiderman for Wolverine, eh?

Yeah, I'm not parting with Gambit... I've had a crush on Remy LaBeau since I was 10 years old.

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h15/djginsberg/gambit.jpg

*Taylor*

gfofbiguy

Nov 14, 2007, 2:48 PM

I think so, TaylorMade....I vote wholeheartedly for Wolverine too:tongue:

Sarasvati

Nov 14, 2007, 4:19 PM

Validus is a superhero who may be unfamilar to many...but if you catch him, you may be knocked out. And his 10 inches of throbbing steel will take your crown pretty quick.

For me, Rogue and Storm can share ..... with me

Brian

Nov 14, 2007, 8:52 PM

Hmmm, another unexpected change from the recent major software upgrade we did - anyone can start a poll!!!!!!

But I think I like it! No more 4 month old polls because Drew can't think of anything interesting! ;)

- Drew :paw:

brunette

Nov 14, 2007, 9:02 PM

I'm a Batman girl, myself. He's rich, he's got a great car, he's got mystery and he's smart. Give me Micheal Keaton or Christian Bale or, better yet, both at the same time. Yummy.

biwords

Nov 14, 2007, 9:24 PM

Anyone remember Janet van Dyne, aka The Wasp (Giant-Man's girlfriend)? As drawn by the late, great Don Heck, she was hotter than hot.

DrJay

Nov 14, 2007, 10:10 PM

Superman? Doesn't anyone remember the old Larry Niven story, Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex?

pasco_lol_cpl

Nov 14, 2007, 11:19 PM

For a woman...I'd have to go with Wonder Woman or Rouge. For a male superhero, Id have to go with the Christian Bale Batman.

jem_is_bi

Nov 15, 2007, 12:16 AM

FalconAngel

Nov 15, 2007, 12:47 AM

That poll needs to be able to take multiple answers at once, because for me, it would be Storm and either Gambit or Spiderman.

How can you choose only one?

TaylorMade

Nov 15, 2007, 7:14 PM

Super Hero? The graphics are fantastic!!
But for super sex, I need the real thing. I have never fantasized about sex with a super hero. How about including a “ none of the above” choice in the poll to see how many want sex with real people more that super hero sex even when it is only in the fantasy of our thoughts.

JEM

I started this thread for fun, and as Drew pointed out, it was time for a new poll anyhow. If you don't find the idea fun, start your own thread. The poll only had room for 8 options. If you didn't like the options, put up your own (as others have done with Wolverine)- - or leave the thread alone.

*Taylor*

TaylorMade

Nov 15, 2007, 7:16 PM

That poll needs to be able to take multiple answers at once, because for me, it would be Storm and either Gambit or Spiderman.

How can you choose only one?

I KNEW someone else loved Gambit! :D

I wish I knew how to rig a multiple choice poll, but I don't think the current software allows for it; could be wrong, may check with Drew.

*Taylor*

biwords

Nov 16, 2007, 1:05 AM

Is it a sign of the times that no one has nominated Captain America?

MarieDelta

Nov 16, 2007, 12:20 PM

Didn't he die?

I thought I saw that somewhere. Besides he seems really straight...

Where were all the queer superheroes?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_characters_in_comics

It looks like quite a variety in there...

diB4u

Nov 16, 2007, 3:47 PM

Well if you do want a queer superhero, theres none other than Willow Rosenburg from Buffy the Vampire slayer. Willow for non Buffy fans she is the red headed Wiccan, was straight in the first 2 seasons, turned into a gay woman half way throught the 3rd season after being cheated on by her werewolf boyfriend...http://www.ugo.com/versus/images/characters/gallery_Willow_Rosenberg_1.jpg

She's one hot sexy woman who apart from being Buffy's best friends was a strong independant woman...

Also let us not forget the handsome and distingushed character of Captain Jack from Torchwood.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Jackharkness.jpg

Captain Jack is a time travelling bisexual....

Also connected to Captain Jack, the 9th or the 10th Doctor Who is suggested albeit subtexually that Captain Jack and Doctor had something going on.. If you miss it, its gone....

phaedrus

Nov 16, 2007, 3:58 PM

Wait. I voted for Wonder Woman but I didn't scroll down to see Supergirl. Yeeow! Can I change my vote?

TaylorMade

Nov 16, 2007, 5:43 PM

bm_jim

Nov 17, 2007, 3:16 PM

It would have to be the Batman for me, he has a dark streak and I love the leather and mask thing. would also love to see what else he has in that utility belt.

steve10557

Nov 19, 2007, 2:53 AM

Blimey, in this superhero fantasy I turn out to be heterosexual! I thought about Rogue and that lovely platinum streak, but the disadvantages... I had to plump for Supergirl, not too much of a take-charge gal and might need some coaxing in certain areas, but ah ain't she just so cue!

Shazzam!

Toad82

Nov 19, 2007, 9:47 AM

If I could only chose one it would have to be Mystique, I like women that scare me a little. If I could chose more than one, then I would want Nightcrawler and Beast as well. I guess I have a thing for blue people.

RJ:lokai:

Herbwoman39

Nov 20, 2007, 9:58 AM

You left out my favorite. Mystique. She's already bi and se can be anyone you want her to be. She's the perfect woman!

bigregory

Nov 21, 2007, 3:18 AM

Superman can be the only one.
He is the man of steel(wink wink)
Fly you anywere in the world for a quickie.
I cannot even begin to think of the sex while flying..

blackout

Nov 21, 2007, 2:45 PM

Where's Phoenix?

Tedium2007

Nov 22, 2007, 10:54 AM

http://darkben2.free.fr/images/galeries/images/dc/wonderwoman.jpg

Wonder Woman!

bhg08054

Nov 22, 2007, 11:47 AM

Out of this group, I've selected Wonder Woman (especially the Lynda Carter incarnation).

What I'd really enjoy though, provided of course that they were all "of age", would be the entire Bat-trio. Batman, Robin, and Bat-girl. And maybe get ultra-kinky and have Alfred join in.

Drain

Nov 23, 2007, 3:28 AM

What only one?

If I had to choose Storm, but if I could add Spiderman, Batman, Rogue and Supergirl then excellent!

That said I always had a thing for the She-Hulk. I think it was the green skin..... :bigrin:

coyotedude

Nov 29, 2007, 3:02 AM

Ironically, I voted for Wonder Woman - but that was before I learned about some of the other entries....

Hell, it's all good!

Peace

grayhound

Dec 1, 2007, 6:40 PM

To many to chose from. Just put them all in a room together with me and have an orgyyyyyyyyy let everyone get everyone in whatever combination they chose

capNC07

Dec 2, 2007, 4:40 AM

Gotta be Storm. I mean come on; luscious curves, coffee-brown skin, the most amazing ice-blue eyes... how could you resist?

southerspice

Dec 3, 2007, 3:00 PM

I dated a girl once that dressed up like Wonder Women for holloween and other then the fact she was 5'0 she was dead on. So I've already slept with Wonder Women and it was awsome!!:paw:

AmeMahoney

Dec 3, 2007, 4:09 PM

I'd have to pick Jean Grey. I've never been with a redhead.

Mr. Magick

Jan 27, 2009, 3:26 AM

Wait. I voted for Wonder Woman but I didn't scroll down to see Supergirl. Yeeow! Can I change my vote?

I made my vote for before seeing it and boy am I glad I did. As for guys It would have to be wolverine, I like a little animal in a man.

evilpanda

Jan 27, 2009, 5:04 AM

An old thread, but a good one.

Yes, you must include the cast of Torchwood, as they have a comic book. I would go for Dr. Owen Harper, because he has that rough, dark magnetism, even though he's a total tosser.

Also, the shapeshifting Mystique is bisexual, so I would go for her. You know she fucks like Angelina Jolie in the sack, when she's in female form, but imagine the possibilities of being able to grow a cock and morph into Peter Parker, Elektra, or Omega Red, if you're into that kind of thing.

I voted for Rogue because I always had a thing for her as a kid. Never mind the fact that she sucks the life energy out of you when she touches you. She's lost her powers plenty of times and, if she doesn't, Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four could manufacture some sort of force field condom or something. In the comic and cartoon, she was always a cutie and her southern voice reminded me of my old friend in North Carolina.

Bi-Zarro

Jan 27, 2009, 8:22 AM

None of these. I'd go for Nightwing and/or Power Girl, the two hottest characters in the DC Universe.

tg Shannon

Jan 27, 2009, 9:04 AM

I agr night wing is hot, but I like tall women too, so wonder woman the amazon princess gets my vote, besides , I'm also into bdsm and she knows how ta use a rope:rolleyes:

lilbitsva

Jan 27, 2009, 11:18 AM

I would love Wonder Woman! So there you go there is another vote for her. lilbit

BiJoe696

Jan 27, 2009, 12:54 PM

Showing my age for sure, but from the 70's Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter was a hot one. Still is IMHO

Lonewolf76

Jan 27, 2009, 2:23 PM

That poll needs to be able to take multiple answers at once, because for me, it would be Storm and either Gambit or Spiderman.

How can you choose only one?

Took the words right out of my mouth - Hey we're bisexual here - we need multiple choice!!!! LOL Peace LW

Bi-Zarro

Jan 27, 2009, 6:05 PM

Showing my age for sure, but from the 70's Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter was a hot one. Still is IMHO

Topless Lynda Carter. Wow. Where's that from?

mrplayfuluk

Jan 27, 2009, 7:10 PM

Although Captain Jack form Torchwood has been mentioned already he's for me too. bet he could teach me a thing about seducing women and men too.....

evilpanda

Jan 27, 2009, 7:21 PM

I have a good one for you, one that made my bisexual comic book geek fuck buddy in college kind of jealous. See, this chick got me into a comic called Witchblade, she thought the main character Sara Pezzini was hot.

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/images/2008/05/12/witchbladecomp660.jpg

Later on, they made a TV show out of the comic that only lasted two seasons. The show wasn't very good, but they cast Yancy Butler as Sara. I was friends with the actress a couple years earlier and she kissed me once. So, I got kissed by the real life Witchblade. :bigrin:

Oh, man, I can't believe I completely forgot about that until reading this thread.

As for the guy Superheroes and/or the guys who played them (and I haven't met any of these):

I'm going with:
The Human Torch (Chris Evans, yeow)
John Constantine (Keanu Reeves, yeeoowww)*
The Crow (Brandon Lee, yeeeoooowwww and RIP)
Nightwing (Chris O'Donnell... meh, why not?)

*Though the movie completely ignored the comic character's bisexuality.

Oh, well. We still have this photo.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__Jm2GXSDRDw/Rorm9qsE4GI/AAAAAAAABa8/KmB7d4gZsa8/s400/keanu%2Breeves%2Bwolfboy02.jpg

Cherokee_Mountaincat

Jan 27, 2009, 7:29 PM

Wolverine with non-pierceable gloves on. And Batman. I mean, damn, he has all those wonderful toys...lol Joker said so!!!! Or Night Crawler who can change his appearence at will. A safe John Holmes with that big 'ol...ne're mind...Snicker

frikidiki

Jan 28, 2009, 12:47 AM

You left out my favorite. Mystique. She's already bi and se can be anyone you want her to be. She's the perfect woman!

YES! That's the shapeshifting X-villain, right? If so, she's my vote for a female superperson. Sorry, I wasn't an X-Men reader.

For a male, I'd choose Spiderman, hands down. Ladies and gents alike will thrill to sex in otherwise impossible positions on sides of buildings in broad daylight! On that note, he can start a very special kind of "swinging" scene, too. Of course, for those into BDSM, the options are obvious. And if we throw Mary Jane in the mix, he can weave her a special non-stick strap-on dildo in whatever size a person would want. And the after-sex conversations are guaranteed to be interesting.

mrplayfuluk

Feb 14, 2009, 5:08 PM

wow just saw James Masters aka Spike from Buffy..... in an episode of series 2 of Torchwood as one of Captain Jack's old lovers from the Time Agency - I liked his swagger ... he even snogs Jacks face off in the episode... naughty.

codybear3

Feb 14, 2009, 8:35 PM

I voted for Wonder Woman cuz I have a lust for Linda Carter... That topless foto of her was great... But my "male" hero, THOR, was missing... Who can pass up a tall, blond, blue-eyed babe that knows how to use his "hammer"? ...-Cody :paw::paw:

P.S.- And lets add Drew next time cuz of all the fantastic things he has done for this site...

DaddysBoy

Feb 15, 2009, 4:19 PM

On this list i would take Spiderman, something about the way he could tie me up in his web really gets me going :tongue:

But i'd rather have the silver surfer...

Tenri

Feb 17, 2009, 4:24 PM

Storm. :D She's got lovely hair and eyes, not to mention skin... :)

Randypan

Feb 18, 2009, 1:06 AM

[FONT="Verdana"]:female:The girly half of Randypan......
Love the poll, BUT we are all Bi here so shouldn't we get a boy and a girl vote? hahahaha
But seriously, I have always had a wet spot for Spidey mmmmm
Storm is hot, but a bit distant. Rogue is so delicious! And the hands off factor only makes you want her more!

Thanks for the forum, smooches!:love1::love1::love1:FONT]