Hairless Cock

[roger_redwood]

I fantasize most about sucking a completly hairless cock. Before I engage in my Bi-Fantasies, I want to remove all the hair from my cock and balls. Does anyone have any ideas on how to do this without getting nicked?

Roger

[Skater Boy]

The best (and most permanent) way is to have them lasered off. They use a small laser and blast each follicle individually, so that the hair NEVER grows back. The only drawback is that its not cheap, compared to a pack of Veet.

[MarieDelta]

Laser isn't necessarily permanent.

Electrolysis is permanent and cheaper.

Basically they insert a probe into the hair roots and zap it with a killing dose of electrical current. Don't worry that isn't the painful part. The painful part is when they tweeze the hair out, one at a time.

[darkeyes]

Laser isn't necessarily permanent.

Electrolysis is permanent and cheaper.

Basically they insert a probe into the hair roots and zap it with a killing dose of electrical current. Don't worry that isn't the painful part. The painful part is when they tweeze the hair out, one at a time.
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[Skater Boy]

Laser isn't necessarily permanent.

Electrolysis is permanent and cheaper.

Basically they insert a probe into the hair roots and zap it with a killing dose of electrical current. Don't worry that isn't the painful part. The painful part is when they tweeze the hair out, one at a time.

lol, sounds like Marie's researched this one already! But if its cheaper and more effective than lasering, then it go for it! But I'm not sure I could tolerate having my genital follicles "probed" or "tweezed" tbh. :eek:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrology

[diB4u]

Actuarly electrolysis isnt always a lasting solution. Deppends on the reason why you have hair growth...

Also with laser treatment it does actuarly depend on your ethnic background, if your african origin then the way the hair grows inwards can also mean you cant have lasser treatment.
Because your a man then your testostrone level is still the same, so no permenate removal would work. The only temporary one is to shave it or have a male version of the brazillian....

[MarieDelta]

I have personal experience with electro (beard removal) Skater. You can get perscription meds to dull the pain and they are easy to come by.

[In addition hair removal around the genitals is sometimes required by the surgeon who does the Gender Confirmation Surgery(sex change/GCS/SRS). You don't want hair growing inside your nice new puss ya' know? The things one does to be a woman!]

[darkeyes]

Actuarly electrolysis isnt always a lasting solution. Deppends on the reason why you have hair growth...

Also with laser treatment it does actuarly depend on your ethnic background, if your african origin then the way the hair grows inwards can also mean you cant have lasser treatment.
Because your a man then your testostrone level is still the same, so no permenate removal would work. The only temporary one is to shave it or have a male version of the brazillian....

Even betta..can do the buggers gain an angain..God this is fun!:tong:

[lolguy]

Save your $$ and shave.....Sure, the first couple of times, it is umpleasent and you may wind up with a couple o razor bumps. After you acclimate over a week or two it goes away. And, you get to a point at which you relly enjoy shaving in theshower eery morninig...it feels really good be wet, soapy and smooth....REALLY good

[OcalaCouple683]

My husband uses his hair clippers to get it real short and then uses a razor to get it bald! Works great for him!

[HighEnergy]

Electrolysis reduced the hair I had done to about half. The others are stubborn SOBs who refuse to leave after many, many treatments.

[elian]

Actuarly electrolysis isnt always a lasting solution. Deppends on the reason why you have hair growth...

--snip--

The only temporary one is to shave it or have a male version of the brazillian....

Where do you get these "male Brazillians" ? I have to admit seeing a few on the internet - and they WERE shaved.. <WEG>

[mike9753]

The best (and most permanent) way is to have them lasered off. They use a small laser and blast each follicle individually, so that the hair NEVER grows back. The only drawback is that its not cheap, compared to a pack of Veet.

I also understand that laser treatment does not work well with light colored (blond) pubic haired. The laser is more efficient with dark hair.

And I would be very careful with Veet or any depilatory. Test it out first on a small area of your genitals to see if you get a rash. I tried it once and my balls were sore for days.
Mike

[rvegas007]

I just wet-shave in the shower and it seems to work pretty good. The first time though, I trimmed real close with scissors (small ones) before shaving. I read on another site that this woman's friend was a stripper who shaved but had no bumps. She used Dove deodorant after shaving to reduce bumps and in-grown hairs. I tried that and it really does work. But, if you are a guy use the unscented unless you want to smell like a chick :-) Also, make sure you wash it off before sex, especially oral as it doesn't taste good...well at least that's what a girl told me.

[shybipinay]

Yes, this works well. Some advice - use a good razor, not generic blades, and using a feminine razor doesn't make much difference. Also, your position while shaving can make a difference.

I still don't like stubble a couple days later.

But, here's an interesting thought. I remember being told in sex ed. that our gential area is the barometre for our body. Apparently, our genital area works as a temperature regulator. Now, we all know that hair acts as an insulator, so are we shaving "down there" because our bodies are feeling the effects of global warming and we are ourselves feeling warmer? To me, it seems like more and more people are shaving. Could we, as a species, be doing this on a sub-conscious level in response to the warming of our earth?

Just wondering.







Save your $$ and shave.....Sure, the first couple of times, it is umpleasent and you may wind up with a couple o razor bumps. After you acclimate over a week or two it goes away. And, you get to a point at which you relly enjoy shaving in theshower eery morninig...it feels really good be wet, soapy and smooth....REALLY good

[anteak]

It's no big deal for me. I just use a safety razor in the shower. When my cock and balls are soapy I take the razor and shave the same as if I was shaving my face. Been doing it for years with no problems. Sometimes I dry shave when I'm horny from looking at porn on the puter.

[elian]

When I'm in the rare mood an 'lectric shaver (has the guards) with clipper attachment for the wrinkly bits works well enough for me. Then again, I'm an amateur at this so I'm not as picky about being completely bald.

[billy_campbell]

I really great first bi experience would be to have the other guy shave you. You both will be turned on.

[the mage]

A daily shave with your shower becomes quick and easy with time.
I do it daily. rarely nick stuff..

[cannibal4]

Take a moment and read this ........

SERIOUSLY READ IT - You'll definitely laugh out LOUD.

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax.

Read on.........

My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids.

I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours:

"Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet."

So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.



It was one of those "cold wax" kits.

No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off.

No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be?

I mean, I'm not a genius,but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together.

Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in, so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax,"
yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh.

Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works!

OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this!

Hair removal no longer eludes me!

I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.

With my next wax strip I move north.

After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship.

I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet.

Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my hoo-ha
and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (it was a long strip).

I inhale deeply and brace....RRRRRRIIIIPPP!!!!

I'm blind!!!

Blinded from pain!!!!....

OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!

Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip. CRAP!

Another deep breath and RIPP! Everything is spinning and spotted.

I think I may pass out...must stay conscious...must stay conscious.

Do I hear crashing drums???

Breathe, breathe.................

OK, back to normal.

I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it.

I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair.

I hold up the strip!

There's no hair on it.

Where is the hair???

WHERE IS THE WAX???

Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet.

I see the hair.

The hair that should be on the strip...it's not!

I touch.

I am touching wax.

I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.

Then I make the next BIG mistake...remember my foot is still propped upon the toilet?

I know I need to do something.

So I put my foot down.

Sealed shut!

My butt is sealed shut.

Sealed shut!

I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!"

What can I do to melt the wax?

Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!!

I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can
gently wipe it off, right???

*WRONG!!!!!!!*

I get in the tub - The water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment -
I sit.

Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together, is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub...in scalding hot water.

Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.

So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cemented myself to the porcelain!!

God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!!

I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone.

It's a very good conversation starter "So, my butt and hoo-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!"

There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me.

She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or hole or hoo-ha?"

She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her.

I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.

YEAH!!!!! Right!!

I should be the joke of someone else's night.

While we go through various solutions. I resort to trying to scrape the wax off with a razor .... Nothing feels better than to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!!

By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress
counseling for this event.

My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax.

What do I really have to lose at this point?

I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend.

It's sooo painful, but I really don't care.

"IT WORKS!!

It works !!" I get a hearty congratulations from my friend and she hangs up.

I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair....

THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF IT!

So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now.

Nothing hurts.

I could have amputated my own leg at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair color......

[gfofbiguy]

OMG!!!! LMFAO!!!

[Doggie_Wood]

O - M - G ! ! ROFLMFAO!!!!! But thanks for the warning! ;)

:doggie:

[Bluebiyou]

Pluck.
Painful at first. Brace yourself with a few drinks. Start with tweezers, when you get bored with tweezers move up to mass removal with pliars. When most all hair gone, go back to tweezers.
Hair will be mostly gone for a good 6 months, and NO stubble growing back!
Not for the faint hearted, but very effective; and only 95% of the hair grows back.
Just remember, should you or any of your IM force be caught or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Good luck Jim!