arana
Oct 28, 2007, 3:13 PM
To those of you who celebrate or just enjoy the kick off to the holiday season....
Happy Halloween!!!
Please feel free to share any holiday tricks and treats you might have with us! Even those of you that don't have Halloween in your country but do enjoy the fun of it all.
A bald man with a woodenleg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explainhis problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will coveryour bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg andso he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives anotherparcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will cover your wooden legand, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his woodenleg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nastyletter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, whichreads:
Dear Sir,
We have TRIED our very BEST. Please find enclosed a bottle of molassesand a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat oncrushed nuts, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co
RECIPE
MONSTER TOES
Cocktail wieners
6-inch tortillas
Ketchup or mustard
Toothpicks
Directions
1. Heat the oven to 350 degrees. Cut a wedge into the end of each cocktail wiener to make a toenail.
2. Cut the tortillas into strips about 4 inches long and 3/4 inch wide. Discard the ends.
3. Soften the strips in the microwave between damp paper towels for 10 to 30 seconds.
4. Roll each wiener in a tortilla strip and secure with a toothpick.
5. Bake for 7 to 8 minutes. Remove them from the oven, then fill the toenail with ketchup or mustard. Remove the toothpicks before serving.
http://familyfun.go.com/Resources/Features/Food/famf0900montoe_toes.jpg
Happy Halloween!!!
Please feel free to share any holiday tricks and treats you might have with us! Even those of you that don't have Halloween in your country but do enjoy the fun of it all.
A bald man with a woodenleg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explainhis problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will coveryour bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg andso he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives anotherparcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will cover your wooden legand, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his woodenleg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nastyletter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, whichreads:
Dear Sir,
We have TRIED our very BEST. Please find enclosed a bottle of molassesand a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat oncrushed nuts, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co
RECIPE
MONSTER TOES
Cocktail wieners
6-inch tortillas
Ketchup or mustard
Toothpicks
Directions
1. Heat the oven to 350 degrees. Cut a wedge into the end of each cocktail wiener to make a toenail.
2. Cut the tortillas into strips about 4 inches long and 3/4 inch wide. Discard the ends.
3. Soften the strips in the microwave between damp paper towels for 10 to 30 seconds.
4. Roll each wiener in a tortilla strip and secure with a toothpick.
5. Bake for 7 to 8 minutes. Remove them from the oven, then fill the toenail with ketchup or mustard. Remove the toothpicks before serving.
http://familyfun.go.com/Resources/Features/Food/famf0900montoe_toes.jpg