On the subject of fake pictures

[HighEnergy]

I thought you might enjoy this

You have to sing this to the 70's Gloria Gaynor tune of I will Survive ....



At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died.

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,

That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and

you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was

bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream. Should have known there was no

Anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now- go! Walk out the door. Don't you promise me 10 inches,

then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count??!!

{chorus}

I will survive! I will survive

Cuz as long as I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!

But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

{chorus}
I will survive! I will survive

Cuz as long as I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey

[anne27]

*LMAO* Thanks for sharing that! :cool:

If I had a dollar for every man online who bragged to me that he has 10", I'd be able to buy my own private island retreat.

[HighEnergy]

Thanks Anne. I loved the new song on your website! Dolly is too funny!

[gfofbiguy]

OMG!!! I was LMFAO!!!!! I hope you don't mind, but I gotta send this to a couple o' friends!!! GREAT SONG!!!!

[NYRangersFan]

hahahaha that was great! lmfao

[serenity4l]

HA HA HA HA, that was hella funny and very creative of you, luv it luv it:)

[HighEnergy]

Thanks, but I didn't create it, only cut and paste it. ;)

But what is really interesting me here is only women have responded. Does that mean the rest of the group HAS lied about the size of their cock?

[serenity4l]

Maybe. If I had a dollar for every guy who has told me that they were hung like a horse and could rock my world, I wouldn't have much just like they didn't. I have found that the ones who have nice packages don't brag about it. Oh yeah, even though you did not write it still was hella funny to read.

[ambi53mm]

originally posted back in Jan...to the same tune

The Humiliated Male Rebuttal

It’s the story of my life
The way it always goes
When I told you 10 inches bitch
I was referring to my nose
And who are you to judge
With comments rude and crass
I guarantee you’d feel it
If you’d take it up the ass

But that’s alright
I’ll be on my way
With a crack as large as yours
You’d never feel it anyways
I may not be the big guy
As I listen to you fuss
But your multi-speed has stretched you so
That I could park a bus

But hey that’s cool
I may be small
But so are the diamonds,
That now decorate my balls
I may not be John Holmes
But my wiener serves me well
It’s easier to keep clean
And at least it doesn’t smell

And in regard to size
Whose the bigger tease
When your 38 double DD’s
Turned out to be, just 33’s
I guess no one’s perfect
And on that note I’ll close
But there’s still time to change your mind
And hey don’t forget about my nose!… hey hey

Ambi:)