hudson9
Sep 18, 2007, 4:35 PM
Well, this conversation didn't take place here (it was on Yahoo), but it did remind me of someone who was cruising around here some while ago. I have just one question: would YOU trust me?
joy4real77
hi
BUZZ!!!
hudson9
hello
joy4real77
who is here
hudson9
jack
who r u?
joy4real77
am joy
BUZZ!!!
hudson9
hello joy
joy4real77
from where
hudson9
NYC -- u?
joy4real77
BUZZ!!!
hudson9
dude, ease up on the BUZZER!!
joy4real77
i will like to no u better
hudson9
OK, so where are u?
joy4real77
what do u do livin
hudson9
I already answered 1 question for you. Now it's your turn... where are you?
joy4real77
maryland
hudson9
OK
I'm a professional seat cushion tester
What do you do for a living?
joy4real77
whose the mony of that
am a banker
BUZZ!!!
hudson9
I make about $12,000 a year -- $13,000 with overtime
joy4real77
i am out of the state right now
i am in nigeria for editing
that cool
hudson9
that's funny -- I'm out of state too. I'm in Antarctica
joy4real77
i want you to handle a business transaction
that cool
hudson9
Really? cool. I always wanted to handle a business transaction
joy4real77
is that so
hudson9
Yea, it's been a lifelong dream of mine.
joy4real77
i want you to promise me that you will never let me down on this transaction
hudson9
Don't you know, after all we've been through together, that you can trust me with anything?
joy4real77
ok
that cool
i will trust you
i believe you are honest
we are going to do go business
hudson9
I'm as honest as Richard Nixon
joy4real77
and benifit from it
ok great
i will trust you on this matter
hudson9
Good (I don't know why people say you're so gullible!)
joy4real77
as in how
hudson9
Oh, just rumors I've heard
joy4real77
i trust you
and believe you will not let me down
I need your assistance to stand as a beneficiary to the sum of $6.5,millions united state dollars lying down unclaimed in our bank, what really happened is that during the course of our auditing last week
I discovered a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in the year 1998 and since 1999 nobody has operated on this account again, after going through some old files in the records I discovered that the owner of the account died without a [Heir/WILL] hence the money is floating and if I do not remits this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing
hudson9
Geez, I hate when that happens
joy4real77
The owner of this account Mr. Toni Choate an American and great industrialist and a resident of Visalia California, who unfortunately lost his life in the plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 which crashed, including his wife and only daughter leaving nobody to claim the money
Ever since his death the money has been lying unclaimed. Now I need your co-operation to claim this money because only someone from foreign country can stand as the beneficiary. And the Banking law stipulates that any money lying unclaimed for six years will be transferred to federal government suspend account with central bank of Nigeria
hudson9
I understand -- the same thing happened to me when I died in a plane crash.
joy4real77
Please I need your assistance to achieve this great chance because i do not wish this money transferred to Central bank of Nigeria because it will be shared among the top directors
hudson9
OK, but gee, how could I, a lowly seat-cushion tester, possibly help you?
joy4real77
No other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that the account is a secret account between the late owner of the man and the wife and only daughter
hudson9
Was the daughter cute?
joy4real77
The total amount involve is $6.5,million United States Dollars only and I wish to transfer this money into a safe foreigners account abroad.
I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a local person here, but to a foreigner who has adequate information about the account and the late owner which I shall give to you upon your positive respond
hudson9
Wow, what a coincidence, I have a safe foreigners account abroad!
joy4real77
so great
I am revealing this to you with believe in God that you will never let me down in this business
hudson9
I swear on the grave of Spiro T. Agnew, that great and honest American, that I will not let you down!
joy4real77
you are the first and the only person that I am contacting for this business
hudson9
(Unless you'd prefer me to swear on the grave of Clyde Barrow, or Charlie Lucianno)
joy4real77
it ok
I need your strong assurance that you will never let me down, and I guarantee that this transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect
hudson9
For crying out loud, how much more strongly can I assure you?
joy4real77
and after the transfer I will destroy all documents of transaction immediately we receive this money leaving no trace to any place
hudson9
If you need a paper shredder, I know a guy -- Ollie North, I think he's done with his -- you could probably get a good deal
joy4real77
dot owry
dont worry
I assure you that I will use my position and influence to obtain all legal approvals for onward transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance from the relevant ministries and foreign exchange departments
At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 30% of the total amount and 65% will be for me and 5% will be set for any cost that may come up during the transfer processing
hudson9
That's OK -- 25% would be enough. I don't want to seem greedy. After all, I'm only doing this to help you out.
joy4real77
thanks and God bless you
hudson9
And may the Great Bluebird of Happiness leave a surprise for you on your birthday cake.
joy4real77
thanx
Please I want you to be honest with me because this money is a golden opportunity to me and I do not want to loose it. For the business to be effected I will need the following information from you
1.Your full name
2.Your full residential address
3.Your direct telephone number
4.Your date of birth and occupation:
With all these information’s I will successfully inputs your name in the necessary files and also insert your information into the bank central computer as the next of kin to the late depositor and the sole beneficiary of the unclaimed fund after the demise of the depositor
hudson9
here -- Jack Daniels, 2947762 15th Ave., Apt. 1Z, New York, NY, 71101. Phone: 202-324-3000. Date of Birth: 7/14/1902. Occupation: Seat Cushion Tester.
joy4real77
Note that I need to insert your name into the bank central computer and a file will be opened in your name, so with these information i will definitely commence with the processing of the fund in your name, so that when you are contacting the bank your name will appear in the bank central computer as the next of kin to the late depositor
hudson9
OK. How do I contact the bank to send me my -- I mean our -- money?
joy4real77
I want you to know that this transaction is 100%risk free because all necessary documents to prove u as the beneficiary will be processed with your name. I want you to handle this business offer with utmost confidentiality and keep it as top secret because my Bank must not know that I gave you this information
hudson9
Hey, I never revealed the location of the WMDs... If they couldn't get that out of me at Guantanamo, they'll never get anything!
joy4real77
Furthermore after the whole processing of the fund in your name you will need to contact the bank which I shall give you the contact information and the required proofs which you shall offer the bank as the heir and you will apply for the transfer of the fund to your bank account
hudson9
I can hardly wait!
joy4real77
After you might have applied for the release of the said fund and as soon as your letter reach the desk of the director an official and professional responses will be given to your letter of application, an official verification will be followed to screen your information contained in your application letter in the bank central computer and I assure you that your information will be met in the bank central computer as the next of kin, beneficiary and claimant of the said fund
hudson9
OK -- tell me the rest tomorrow. I have to go, my Mom's calling me, I have to go do my homework.
joy4real77
As soon as you are been confirmed as the next of kin, the bank director will give you an official invitation to come down to Nigeria because there are valuable and vital governmental certificate and banking documents that required your original signature which you are to sign here in Nigeria originally as the beneficiary of the fund before the release of the fund could be effected
In this case I will advise you to apply for the documents to be sent to you by courier service at your own cost meaning that you will have to pay the courier fee that may be charged by the bank to enable the industry send you the documents due to your inability to come down to Nigeria to sign the documents
hudson9
Oh boy, a trip to Nigeria? Cool. Will you send me a ticket?
joy4real77
In this case I will advise you to apply for the documents to be sent to you by courier service at your own cost meaning that you will have to pay the courier fee that may be charged by the bank to enable the industry send you the documents due to your inability to come down to Nigeria to sign the documents
hudson9
No, it's OK, I can come to Nigeria -- I get 3 weeks vacation...
joy4real77
If you agree this to enable me to be able to commence with the processing of the fund in your name
hudson9
OK, I agree -- but I gotta go now, my Mom is calling again, and she's getting really cranky now.
joy4real77
if you cant come over to nigeria the mean the document will be send to you by corier service and you are to pay the courier fee that may be charged by the bank to enable the industry send you the documents due to your inability to come down to Nigeria to sign the documents
hudson9
Hey, Einstein, I said I COULD come to Nigeria -- gee, you're making me start to doubt your intelligence.
joy4real77
ok that mean the document will be send to you?
hudson9
No, it means I will come to Nigeria to sign the document.
joy4real77
Immediately you apply for the documents to be sent to you by courier service the bank director will ask you to send the courier fee and as soon as you send the courier fee the whole documents will be sent to you by courier service and you will have these documents signed originally in accordance with the bank procedure after you finish to sign the documents the fund will be released to your account in the next 4 to 5 working days
hudson9
Forget it. You're too stupid. The deal is off.
joy4real77
I hope you understand me?
send me your e-mail so that i can give you the contact of the bank
and send you the deposite certificate to claim the funds
hudson9
No, that's it. You got me pissed off. I'm not coming to Nigeria. I'm gonna fly to Madrid in my private jet instead.
joy4real77
ok
send me your e-mail so that i can send you the deposite certificate o claim the money
hudson9
No. I have to go feed the dog now. Goodnight.
joy4real77
hi
BUZZ!!!
hudson9
hello
joy4real77
who is here
hudson9
jack
who r u?
joy4real77
am joy
BUZZ!!!
hudson9
hello joy
joy4real77
from where
hudson9
NYC -- u?
joy4real77
BUZZ!!!
hudson9
dude, ease up on the BUZZER!!
joy4real77
i will like to no u better
hudson9
OK, so where are u?
joy4real77
what do u do livin
hudson9
I already answered 1 question for you. Now it's your turn... where are you?
joy4real77
maryland
hudson9
OK
I'm a professional seat cushion tester
What do you do for a living?
joy4real77
whose the mony of that
am a banker
BUZZ!!!
hudson9
I make about $12,000 a year -- $13,000 with overtime
joy4real77
i am out of the state right now
i am in nigeria for editing
that cool
hudson9
that's funny -- I'm out of state too. I'm in Antarctica
joy4real77
i want you to handle a business transaction
that cool
hudson9
Really? cool. I always wanted to handle a business transaction
joy4real77
is that so
hudson9
Yea, it's been a lifelong dream of mine.
joy4real77
i want you to promise me that you will never let me down on this transaction
hudson9
Don't you know, after all we've been through together, that you can trust me with anything?
joy4real77
ok
that cool
i will trust you
i believe you are honest
we are going to do go business
hudson9
I'm as honest as Richard Nixon
joy4real77
and benifit from it
ok great
i will trust you on this matter
hudson9
Good (I don't know why people say you're so gullible!)
joy4real77
as in how
hudson9
Oh, just rumors I've heard
joy4real77
i trust you
and believe you will not let me down
I need your assistance to stand as a beneficiary to the sum of $6.5,millions united state dollars lying down unclaimed in our bank, what really happened is that during the course of our auditing last week
I discovered a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in the year 1998 and since 1999 nobody has operated on this account again, after going through some old files in the records I discovered that the owner of the account died without a [Heir/WILL] hence the money is floating and if I do not remits this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing
hudson9
Geez, I hate when that happens
joy4real77
The owner of this account Mr. Toni Choate an American and great industrialist and a resident of Visalia California, who unfortunately lost his life in the plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 which crashed, including his wife and only daughter leaving nobody to claim the money
Ever since his death the money has been lying unclaimed. Now I need your co-operation to claim this money because only someone from foreign country can stand as the beneficiary. And the Banking law stipulates that any money lying unclaimed for six years will be transferred to federal government suspend account with central bank of Nigeria
hudson9
I understand -- the same thing happened to me when I died in a plane crash.
joy4real77
Please I need your assistance to achieve this great chance because i do not wish this money transferred to Central bank of Nigeria because it will be shared among the top directors
hudson9
OK, but gee, how could I, a lowly seat-cushion tester, possibly help you?
joy4real77
No other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that the account is a secret account between the late owner of the man and the wife and only daughter
hudson9
Was the daughter cute?
joy4real77
The total amount involve is $6.5,million United States Dollars only and I wish to transfer this money into a safe foreigners account abroad.
I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a local person here, but to a foreigner who has adequate information about the account and the late owner which I shall give to you upon your positive respond
hudson9
Wow, what a coincidence, I have a safe foreigners account abroad!
joy4real77
so great
I am revealing this to you with believe in God that you will never let me down in this business
hudson9
I swear on the grave of Spiro T. Agnew, that great and honest American, that I will not let you down!
joy4real77
you are the first and the only person that I am contacting for this business
hudson9
(Unless you'd prefer me to swear on the grave of Clyde Barrow, or Charlie Lucianno)
joy4real77
it ok
I need your strong assurance that you will never let me down, and I guarantee that this transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect
hudson9
For crying out loud, how much more strongly can I assure you?
joy4real77
and after the transfer I will destroy all documents of transaction immediately we receive this money leaving no trace to any place
hudson9
If you need a paper shredder, I know a guy -- Ollie North, I think he's done with his -- you could probably get a good deal
joy4real77
dot owry
dont worry
I assure you that I will use my position and influence to obtain all legal approvals for onward transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance from the relevant ministries and foreign exchange departments
At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 30% of the total amount and 65% will be for me and 5% will be set for any cost that may come up during the transfer processing
hudson9
That's OK -- 25% would be enough. I don't want to seem greedy. After all, I'm only doing this to help you out.
joy4real77
thanks and God bless you
hudson9
And may the Great Bluebird of Happiness leave a surprise for you on your birthday cake.
joy4real77
thanx
Please I want you to be honest with me because this money is a golden opportunity to me and I do not want to loose it. For the business to be effected I will need the following information from you
1.Your full name
2.Your full residential address
3.Your direct telephone number
4.Your date of birth and occupation:
With all these information’s I will successfully inputs your name in the necessary files and also insert your information into the bank central computer as the next of kin to the late depositor and the sole beneficiary of the unclaimed fund after the demise of the depositor
hudson9
here -- Jack Daniels, 2947762 15th Ave., Apt. 1Z, New York, NY, 71101. Phone: 202-324-3000. Date of Birth: 7/14/1902. Occupation: Seat Cushion Tester.
joy4real77
Note that I need to insert your name into the bank central computer and a file will be opened in your name, so with these information i will definitely commence with the processing of the fund in your name, so that when you are contacting the bank your name will appear in the bank central computer as the next of kin to the late depositor
hudson9
OK. How do I contact the bank to send me my -- I mean our -- money?
joy4real77
I want you to know that this transaction is 100%risk free because all necessary documents to prove u as the beneficiary will be processed with your name. I want you to handle this business offer with utmost confidentiality and keep it as top secret because my Bank must not know that I gave you this information
hudson9
Hey, I never revealed the location of the WMDs... If they couldn't get that out of me at Guantanamo, they'll never get anything!
joy4real77
Furthermore after the whole processing of the fund in your name you will need to contact the bank which I shall give you the contact information and the required proofs which you shall offer the bank as the heir and you will apply for the transfer of the fund to your bank account
hudson9
I can hardly wait!
joy4real77
After you might have applied for the release of the said fund and as soon as your letter reach the desk of the director an official and professional responses will be given to your letter of application, an official verification will be followed to screen your information contained in your application letter in the bank central computer and I assure you that your information will be met in the bank central computer as the next of kin, beneficiary and claimant of the said fund
hudson9
OK -- tell me the rest tomorrow. I have to go, my Mom's calling me, I have to go do my homework.
joy4real77
As soon as you are been confirmed as the next of kin, the bank director will give you an official invitation to come down to Nigeria because there are valuable and vital governmental certificate and banking documents that required your original signature which you are to sign here in Nigeria originally as the beneficiary of the fund before the release of the fund could be effected
In this case I will advise you to apply for the documents to be sent to you by courier service at your own cost meaning that you will have to pay the courier fee that may be charged by the bank to enable the industry send you the documents due to your inability to come down to Nigeria to sign the documents
hudson9
Oh boy, a trip to Nigeria? Cool. Will you send me a ticket?
joy4real77
In this case I will advise you to apply for the documents to be sent to you by courier service at your own cost meaning that you will have to pay the courier fee that may be charged by the bank to enable the industry send you the documents due to your inability to come down to Nigeria to sign the documents
hudson9
No, it's OK, I can come to Nigeria -- I get 3 weeks vacation...
joy4real77
If you agree this to enable me to be able to commence with the processing of the fund in your name
hudson9
OK, I agree -- but I gotta go now, my Mom is calling again, and she's getting really cranky now.
joy4real77
if you cant come over to nigeria the mean the document will be send to you by corier service and you are to pay the courier fee that may be charged by the bank to enable the industry send you the documents due to your inability to come down to Nigeria to sign the documents
hudson9
Hey, Einstein, I said I COULD come to Nigeria -- gee, you're making me start to doubt your intelligence.
joy4real77
ok that mean the document will be send to you?
hudson9
No, it means I will come to Nigeria to sign the document.
joy4real77
Immediately you apply for the documents to be sent to you by courier service the bank director will ask you to send the courier fee and as soon as you send the courier fee the whole documents will be sent to you by courier service and you will have these documents signed originally in accordance with the bank procedure after you finish to sign the documents the fund will be released to your account in the next 4 to 5 working days
hudson9
Forget it. You're too stupid. The deal is off.
joy4real77
I hope you understand me?
send me your e-mail so that i can give you the contact of the bank
and send you the deposite certificate to claim the funds
hudson9
No, that's it. You got me pissed off. I'm not coming to Nigeria. I'm gonna fly to Madrid in my private jet instead.
joy4real77
ok
send me your e-mail so that i can send you the deposite certificate o claim the money
hudson9
No. I have to go feed the dog now. Goodnight.