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Howardmoon
Sep 11, 2007, 2:25 PM
Okay, my last thread was kind of serious, so here's a frivolous one.
For me,
Female: Judi Dench
Male: Paul Giammatti.
Yeah, I know it's weird.

Cesca
Sep 11, 2007, 3:23 PM
The weird crush I had wasnt a star. When I was 15 I had a crush on a schoolmate who was the most foul mouthed and common person Ive ever known. She was usually untidy sometimes really needed her hair washed and yet she was such a funny nice kind and well meaning person that her personality shone through her appearance and demeanor. And that to me made her sexy.

innaminka
Sep 11, 2007, 9:05 PM
I've had a crush (along with approx 100,000 other females) on a hunk called Nick Riewoldt. From StKilda. :bowdown::love1:
Sadly no one north of the Murray will really know..........

I guess I also have a child-like crush on Sandra Bullock.... she just appeals to somethuing in me that is completely primeval.

TaylorMade
Sep 11, 2007, 10:49 PM
http://operationdvd.smugmug.com/photos/120637234-S.jpg

Gary Sinise... <le-sigh>

*Taylor*

roses259
Sep 12, 2007, 6:45 AM
I don't often develop crushes on celebrities but:
Woman - Uma Thurman
Man - Patrick Stewart (Captain Picard)

HighEnergy
Sep 12, 2007, 9:43 AM
Yeah, Captain Picard with his calm but intense demeanor does it for me. I'd love to make it so...

Herbwoman39
Sep 12, 2007, 5:45 PM
My weirdest crush was when I was 14-15. It was a character from the book "The Sword of Shannara". His name was Alanon and he was a druid.

I used to get crushes on literary characters all the time when I was a teenager. Others were Sherlock Holmes, Henry in "The Black Widower's Club" novels and Killashandra from the "Crystal Singer" novels.

MarieDelta
Sep 12, 2007, 5:55 PM
His name was Alanon and he was a druid.

and Killashandra from the "Crystal Singer" novels.

OMG! I cannot believe that! I have had crushes on them as well... and a few others. LOL

Oh another one: Andrew Jackson Libby - Misfit, Methuselah's Children. Also known as "Slipstick" Libby, and in Misfit, has the nickname "Pinky". The Number Of The Beast (although in "beast" he has been cloned as a woman.)

ty that was a trip down memory lane for me :)

midtnbi8669
Sep 12, 2007, 5:55 PM
Girl - Cathrine Zeta-Jones
Guy - Sean Connery


YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!:bigrin:

deeTM
Sep 12, 2007, 5:57 PM
Yeah, Captain Picard with his calm but intense demeanor does it for me. I'd love to make it so...

I don't feel like any of my crushes were all that weird but I have to say...

HW, you are funny!

Skater Boy
Sep 12, 2007, 6:38 PM
Y'know... on some occasions, I have been known to look at Kelly Osbourne in a somewhat "less than innocent" way.

But I always punish myself afterwards to relieve the guilt! :bigrin:

Herbwoman39
Sep 12, 2007, 10:47 PM
Marie;

OMG! I didn't think ANYONE would know who Alanon and Killashandra were! LOL! I thought I was the only person on the PLANET who had a crush on them!!

DevilsReject
Sep 12, 2007, 11:58 PM
For me with out a doubt not that i think its all that weird though would be...Female:Susan Sarandon....Sigh,Damn I think she gets hotter the older she gets!
Now for the male and possibly gayest of all choices...lol...George Micheal,i think he is really sexy!

brunette
Sep 13, 2007, 12:01 AM
Yeah, Captain Picard with his calm but intense demeanor does it for me. I'd love to make it so...

total hottie!! i have such a daddy complex and so many of my fantasies are about him!!

Fire Lotus
Sep 13, 2007, 12:37 AM
For me with out a doubt not that i think its all that weird though would be...Female:Susan Sarandon....Sigh,Damn I think she gets hotter the older she gets!


I don't think she's a weird choice. I agree with you. I love Susan Sarandon.

TashaSW
Sep 13, 2007, 12:38 AM
Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Garner

Herbwoman39
Sep 13, 2007, 12:45 AM
Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Garner

LOL! Not a weird crush at all. :-) I mean Jennifer Garner in "Elektra"! <drool> And Reese in anything. Gotta love em both.

TashaSW
Sep 13, 2007, 12:52 AM
LOL! Not a weird crush at all. :-) I mean Jennifer Garner in "Elektra"! <drool> And Reese in anything. Gotta love em both.

Ya true. lol I read Jennifer's interview where she said the girl kiss she had in Elektra was "nice" and she would like to do that again. lol

Ok... weird.... ummm She-ra, Princess of Power if she were real? :)

onewhocares
Sep 13, 2007, 7:44 AM
Have a crush on a hottie from the hills who lights my fire just at the mere thought of him. My mornings are a dream.............he is VERY Sean Connery oh so so so much....and when he speaks....even better...then the touch....sends electricity dowm my spine.

warmpuppy
Sep 13, 2007, 10:07 AM
Woman: Sandra Bullock
Man: David Duchovny

MarieDelta
Sep 13, 2007, 10:35 AM
Marie;

OMG! I didn't think ANYONE would know who Alanon and Killashandra were! LOL! I thought I was the only person on the PLANET who had a crush on them!!

Guess you'll just have to share them with me now wont you?

J/k

:)

Germanicus
Sep 13, 2007, 3:17 PM
'Sfunny, but now I been to where David Bowie lived in Berlin, and had a quick drink where he hung out, I've a "crush" on him, not as a person, but as a creative individual.

Remetan
Sep 13, 2007, 4:11 PM
I've had a crush on Jim Carrey since In Living Color. And Ellen Degeneres.

And for some reason, Quentin Tarentino.

What can I say, I like the goofy ones who make me laugh.

serenity4l
Sep 13, 2007, 5:23 PM
My not weird but never going to happen crush was Gina Gershon(Bound) and Nicolas Cage though I would take Gina over Nicolas any day, she is hella hot.

MarieDelta
Sep 13, 2007, 6:25 PM
Summer Glau- River from Serenity: Firefly

Nathan Fillion-Mal from Serenity: Firefly

Morena Baccarin-Inara from Serenity: Firefly

I don't know if I'm more attracted to the actors or the characters they played :)

I know who I'd want to be out of those three though...

And it sure as heck isn't River!

phoenix11664
Sep 13, 2007, 10:14 PM
All my boy crushes are weird except for Josh Hartnett who's simply hot. :tong:

Seriously, though, one of my ex-girlfriends told me I had the worst taste in men (based on looks). Mainly because I told her I was attracted to John Linnell from They Might Be Giants.

My real-time crushes usually seem to have weasel-y faces. OMG, why does that turn me on??:eek:

I think Peter Saarsgard is one of my weirder crushes. I lusted after him in movies like Kinsey before I remembered he was villainous and vile in Boys Don't Cry. I don't like evil Peter. I like good Peter. (Um, that came out wrong. :bigrin:) Pete's also a weird crush because he looks good on screen but he takes terrible photographs.

I also just want to say that I love it that someone posted they have a crush on Paul Giamatti. I don't share that crush, but it's awesome that someone has feelings for one of our nation's greatest character actors. :)

I also love it that someone's crushing on Nathan Filion. Come to think of it, maybe I like him too...

brunette
Sep 14, 2007, 1:06 AM
oh, and i totally forgot about john cleese!! any guy that can make laugh like that is tops in my book!

naive
Sep 14, 2007, 5:23 AM
first up, i think i should confess that my weird crush was the reason for my "coming out" (to myself) and subsequent joining of this forum. second, the person i have a crush on is not all that weird, but the situation certainly is.

so my crush is: (this is so embarrassing) a screen saver. i work for a company that advertises their product throughout the store and on their terminals. i use the computer in my room on and off every 1/2 hr but in between that, a screen saver of a very attractive older man keeps popping up. before accepting my bisexuality, i was conflicted between perving on him and doing my work. so i knew that something wasn't quite right and i had to face up to my feelings. i feel so small now, i think i'll just go cower in this here corner.

and to emphasise my new found same sex attraction, the previous screen saver was of gisele bündchen, and i had no problems there.

Howardmoon
Sep 16, 2007, 11:14 AM
I love these answers. They are all really sincere and sweet. However, I don't see how a crush on Uma Thurman could possibly be "weird." :) No offense, it's just that many many guys have crushes on her.

Taeris
Sep 16, 2007, 4:48 PM
I suppose mine aren't really all that weird, but I'll join in anyway:

John Barrowman - off to see him in pantomime in Jan :bigrin:
Liv Tyler as Arwen

Oh, and also I can't help but feel attracted to Rand al'Thor in the Wheel of Time series. I guess that's a bit weird.

Sweet59
Sep 16, 2007, 7:38 PM
About 10 years ago I got a crush on a female co worker who was a BBW. I don't know how much she weighed, but she was pretty big and to go along with her size was her huge butt. I remember getting slightly horny when I'd watch her walk away, something about that huge ass just did it for me. I remember thinking how much I wanted to lay my head on her butt and kiss and lick it.

I've found that I can most often find something about everyone that can get my attention in a sexual way.

Fire Lotus
Sep 16, 2007, 8:14 PM
About 10 years ago I got a crush on a female co worker who was a BBW. I don't know how much she weighed, but she was pretty big and to go along with her size was her huge butt. I remember getting slightly horny when I'd watch her walk away, something about that huge ass just did it for me. I remember thinking how much I wanted to lay my head on her butt and kiss and lick it.

I've found that I can most often find something about everyone that can get my attention in a sexual way.

How is being attracted to a BBW "weird"?

cakehead
Sep 16, 2007, 8:19 PM
About 10 years ago I got a crush on a female co worker who was a BBW. I don't know how much she weighed, but she was pretty big and to go along with her size was her huge butt. I remember getting slightly horny when I'd watch her walk away, something about that huge ass just did it for me. I remember thinking how much I wanted to lay my head on her butt and kiss and lick it.

I've found that I can most often find something about everyone that can get my attention in a sexual way.

Can I ask are you dog? Cause I think someone needs to keep you on a leash my friend!

redheadhoneycat
Sep 16, 2007, 10:46 PM
Well not weird but mine are.....
male-The Rock-Dewayne Johnson-yummy
female-Drew Berrymore-my favorite bisexual :bigrin:

Sweet59
Sep 16, 2007, 10:46 PM
How is being attracted to a BBW "weird"?

Why are any of the answers "Weird"?

Sweet59
Sep 16, 2007, 10:49 PM
Can I ask are you dog? Cause I think someone needs to keep you on a leash my friend!

I notice you haven't answered the question yet :rolleyes:

Fire Lotus
Sep 16, 2007, 11:02 PM
Why are any of the answers "Weird"?

You made a point of saying this person, who is a big woman, weird. I just wanted to know why think being attracted to big women is weird? The way you put it made it sound like overweight women in general are not normally attractive. It is offensive.

leo32
Sep 16, 2007, 11:40 PM
woman-angelina jolie, not now but when whe was with billy bob and wore a vial of his blood around her neck
man-justin timberlake, I know, but if you tell anyone I"ll deny it

TaylorMade
Sep 17, 2007, 1:30 AM
You made a point of saying this person, who is a big woman, weird. I just wanted to know why think being attracted to big women is weird? The way you put it made it sound like overweight women in general are not normally attractive. It is offensive.

Maybe not normally attractive to Sweet. . ."wierd" is a sliding scale depending on the person... like my crush on Shemar Moore is wierd to me, because I don't like black men sexually.

Feel my drift.

*Taylor*

cakehead
Sep 17, 2007, 9:27 AM
I notice you haven't answered the question yet :rolleyes:


I once thought this woman was totally attractive on the internet..... scrolled down and was like... she's a dude.... Still was turned on lmao MY SHAME

liamt
Oct 18, 2007, 8:48 AM
Alton Brown

Martha Stewart

Azrael
Oct 18, 2007, 9:15 AM
My gay friend from high school. He was afraid for whatever reason when I actually spilled to him. He's a heavy smoker, a cranky techie geek, has a morbidly warped imagination and for some reason it just kills me :bigrin:

C'est la vie :cool:

rmorti
Oct 18, 2007, 4:46 PM
Cheetah from thundercats. Just sitting there watching cartoons and then puberty begins to hit and you notice something different about cheetah compared to the rest of the thunder cats gang....
Even a weird one today, Louis Griffin from family guy too, there is just something about her, she is obviously meant to be a good looking lady....
Apart from that, i've been pretty mainstream in real life crushes, kelly brook, jakki degg etc, I'll try to think of a weird real life person...

Skater Boy
Dec 19, 2007, 6:46 PM
Guys, I think I need help. I've come to the realization that when I look at Lily Allen I feel something far more warm and fuzzy than the cold scorn that I like to openly admit to. I mean, in some ways... I DETEST the girl's outward manner, dress-sense, the way she carries herself, etc. BUT, I mean... there's just *something* about her that I just... I dunno. do y'all think I should ask my therapist to increase my dose of meds? I'm not sure how to break this to my family... being bisexual was bad enough, but LIKING LILY ALLEN?! I think my parents will disown me...

*MUST*

*NOT*

*FANCY*

*LILY ALLEN*

*!!!*

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gfofbiguy
Dec 19, 2007, 6:50 PM
Oh boy....I remember when I was a child (about 6 years old) I had a crush on Mighty Mouse - "Mighty Mouse has come to SAAAAAVE the DAAAAYYYYYY!" LMAO!

I also liked Robin from Batman and Robin, and Spiderman....both ONLY in their superhero outfits though.:bigrin: Oh, and Aquaman...

The Barefoot Contess
Dec 19, 2007, 7:50 PM
Women: Angelina Jolie, Umma Thurman, Liv Tyler, Natalie Portman.

Men: George Clooney, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Sean Connery.

bigregory
Dec 19, 2007, 11:45 PM
Women
Amanda Tapping (Sam) Stargate Sg1 http://www.amandatapping.com/
Men
Tom Cruise.:tongue:

buck-rogers
Dec 20, 2007, 2:55 AM
Yea I'm with you on the Tom Cruise one, He's just hot. But unfortuneatly he'd probably sue at the very idea of a hypothetical homo-erotic situation involving him.

As for a Woman. My weirdest would be Cyndi Lauper. Just something about her, and a sexy voice too.

Cesca
Dec 20, 2007, 3:53 AM
Guys, I think I need help. I've come to the realization that when I look at Lily Allen I feel something far more warm and fuzzy than the cold scorn that I like to openly admit to. I mean, in some ways... I DETEST the girl's outward manner, dress-sense, the way she carries herself, etc. BUT, I mean... there's just *something* about her that I just... I dunno. do y'all think I should ask my therapist to increase my dose of meds? I'm not sure how to break this to my family... being bisexual was bad enough, but LIKING LILY ALLEN?! I think my parents will disown me...

*MUST*

*NOT*

*FANCY*

*LILY ALLEN*

*!!!*

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/JBASHORUN/la1.jpghttp://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/JBASHORUN/la2.jpghttp://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/JBASHORUN/la3.jpg
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I like Lily Allen as an artist Skater. I am attracted to her as a woman, but that isnt weird as I think she is lovely. What is weird was how much I was turned on by an animated facsimile of her on a DVD.:eek:

Skater Boy
Dec 20, 2007, 7:55 AM
I like Lily Allen as an artist Skater. I am attracted to her as a woman, but that isnt weird as I think she is lovely.

Yeah, I know... Its just that she's so... trashy! :tong:

Cesca
Dec 20, 2007, 8:02 AM
Yeah, I know... Its just that she's so... trashy! :tong:

But ever so sexily so.

Herbwoman39
Dec 20, 2007, 8:16 AM
Summer Glau- River from Serenity: Firefly

Nathan Fillion-Mal from Serenity: Firefly

Morena Baccarin-Inara from Serenity: Firefly

I don't know if I'm more attracted to the actors or the characters they played :)

I know who I'd want to be out of those three though...

And it sure as heck isn't River!

Oh but wasn't Inara to DIE for in "Our Mrs. Reynolds"?? That scene between her and Safforn before the cat fight was SO charged with electricity! I loved every moment of it!

BTW, it's nice to see another Browncoat :-D

bigirl_inwv
Dec 20, 2007, 11:26 AM
Dean Winters as Ryan O'Reilly on the TV show Oz. But only when his head is shaved:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/74/200px-Ryan_OReilly.jpg

Also, Brad Pitt...as Tyler Durden.

Its definitely a character thing more than the actual person.

As far as girls go....

Kari from Mythbusters. She's a redhead with a sexy body AND she's smart!! Every time I see this picture I get weak in the knees:
http://www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/05/mythbuster-kari.jpg

tobie
Dec 20, 2007, 10:59 PM
i'd definately vote for uma thurman. i luved her in kill bill. so very hot

rissababynta
Dec 21, 2007, 12:47 AM
ok, my all time WEIRDEST crushes were Rowan Atkinson and Beetlejuice. LMAO

fortyniner1
Dec 21, 2007, 12:55 AM
Thirty years ago I had the strongest crush on Anne Murray, the whole small town girl, wholesome thing did it for me, then I strayed a bit to having a strong crush for Marilyn Chambers (enuff said!). For guys, I have always had a strong feeling for Tom Selleck and a guy I knew in high school who was kinda weird but I just wanted to suck his dick in the worst way whenever I saw him.:bipride: