Long Duck Dong
Sep 6, 2007, 11:25 PM
I have some awesome friends.... and some of them are not bi or gay.... they are straight
I noticed in bisexual.com, that many bisexuals are defending their rights to bisexual encounters... based around the fact that they have needs, wants and desires and that other sexualities just don't understand us.....
a couple of my heterosexual friends... think that its bisexuals that don't listen....
so lets look at the common so called bisexual myths and truths, from a open point of view
1 ) bisexuals are not able to remain faithful or commit
thats actually a interesting question.....mainly cos you have to draw a line in the sand and say thats where all bisexuals stand.....lol.... thats like saying all americans support GW bush..... lol
first define faithful..... are we talking about faithful as in having only one partner ( monogamous ) or having a main partner ( relationship or spousal partner ) and a long term casual sex partner on the side ???
the fact is that bisexuals can be faithful.... its a matter of choice, if they choose to... and the most hilarious part about that, is that often the people that are judging the bisexuals, have no claim to fame as faithful or monogamous people, themselves
faithfulness is in the mind of the person deciding what is regarded as *faithfulness *... hence a bisexual can be one of 3 types of faithful
one, they are monogamous and stay with one part only
two they are in a long term partnership / relationship / marriage and have a long term partner on the side, which everybody agrees to
three, they are not in a relationship but they have long term sex partners that they are faithful to
as for commitment, people commit to something that they wish to invest time and energy into... and a relationship or marriage is no different.... and nor are gays, les, trans or heteros.....
the aspect of faithfulness is simply seen as being monogamous......
now if you define cheating..... you open up the worlds largest can of worms
in the bible, infidelity is defined as looking at a person with desire in your heart and mind..... and in that case, most of the world cheats every day
but the world likes to define cheating as a act with another person, outside of your relationship and thats where bisexuals create new * rules * to justify their actions as they go along
but the rule justifying, is not confined to bisexuals.... every sexuality does it, and not just to justify sexual encounters either
so can bisexuals be faithful or commit ??? lol simply the answer is yes..... but the same question can be asked of any sexuality...
2 ) bisexuals are more likely to spread aids than any other sexuality
fucking bullshit.... sexuality doesn't spread aids, stupidity does....
there is a thing in the world called SAFE SEX.....it applies to all sexualities, not just bisexuals....its just that in the bisexual community, we have a lot of risk takers... and thats why the aids count is higher amongst bisexuals..... that any the official reporting stats are something that you can never fully rely on to be dead accurate
if anybody can prove to me, that being bisexual places me at a greater risk from aids / hiv, I wanna see it......
sexuality is the type of attraction you have towards different people...... if feeling that you like somebody more than the person standing next to them, places you at risk of getting aids / hiv... we are all in the shit
unsafe sex, and drug usage are the two highest risk factors..... that and unsafe sex with somebody from a country that has the worlds highest aids infection levels......
unsafe sex and drug usage is not a bisexual only trait.... nor is stupidity.... but its stupidity that spreads aids / hiv
UNSAFE SEX and SHARING NEEDLES is STUPID.....hence stupidity is likely to spread aids / hiv more than being bisexual
3 ) bisexuals will fuck anything that moves
what a dumb statement......we do not have the time or the energy to fuck everything that moves, hence we only fuck the good looking stuff......lmao
seriously..... bisexuals have brains, unlike the people that think we fuck anything that moves......
some bisexuals are out to * get their fuck quota * before they die.....but that again applies to all sexualities, its not a bisexual trait only
most bisexuals has a attraction level that they use as a guideline for selecting unsuitable partners... it may be good looks, a good body, the way the person makes them feel...or it could be the fact that the bisexual is pissed......
but they are hardly gonna fuck everything that moves......
beside some of the people that think that bisexuals are that randy, are people that are so ugly, that nobody would sleep with them, even a sex mad bisexual
4 ) all bisexuals think about, is sex....
lmao.... its true.... we are constantly thinking about getting fucked....
its either the tax dept, the goverment, our job, the health system, the lawyers etc.... no matter what it is, somebody is fucking us and yes we think about them a lot, so the statement is pretty much correct
but the statement applies to all sexualities cos all of us are getting fucked in one way or another, not just sexually
5 ) bisexuals are just confused about their sexuality....
lmao thats a reverse statement, cos its true about a lot of non bisexuals.... we know we are bisexual.... we wish other people would decide if they are heteros that sleep with both genders, or gays that sleep with both genders....
us bisexuals know we sleep with both genders, thats why we call ourselves bisexuals..... lol... and we call other people, liars....lol
interestingly enuf, we never hear of the term *closet bisexual *
6 ) bisexuals are discriminated against.....
lmao... I have a better term for it ... its called biased and jealous people that have nothing better to do with their time than make life hard for people that don't deserve it
discrimination is in the mind of the people that feel that they are discriminated against
one of the easiest things in the world to do, is cry * discrimination *..... one of the hardest things in the world to do, is prove that its discrimination against you unfairly..... and that you have not acted in a manner that provokes people
I am not gonna address discrimination any more, cos its simply and bluntly a hot issue with so many different opinions and I can't be fucked debating it
bisexuality in a nutshell
all sexualities in the world, share the same traits as the bisexual, in one form or another....
from the uptight people that think that looking at a person is paramount to lust .. to the people that think that a missed sexual encounter is paramount to the end of the world as we know it, we are no different
we are simply human, and desire love, affection, understanding and respect
and yet again, that applies to all other sexualities.....
to the many non bisexuals that judge us..... get over it.......
we do not wish to commit to you..... we like genuine people... not control freaks
we are not the worlds greatest aids risk.... its stupid people that are the risk....and its stupid people that blame bisexuals for it
we will not fuck everything that moves.... and that is why you are still a virgin
we are thinking about sex right now, we are hoping that you will either get fucking over it, fuck off or go fuck yourself.... cos we are actually thinking about whats for dinner
we are not confused about our sexuality.... its you that are confused about our sexuality
bisexuals will always be discriminated against... thats the trouble with being awesome..... everybody hates the fact they can't all be like us
lol
god I love being a bisexual....:bigrin::bigrin::bigrin::bigrin::bigri n::bigrin:
I noticed in bisexual.com, that many bisexuals are defending their rights to bisexual encounters... based around the fact that they have needs, wants and desires and that other sexualities just don't understand us.....
a couple of my heterosexual friends... think that its bisexuals that don't listen....
so lets look at the common so called bisexual myths and truths, from a open point of view
1 ) bisexuals are not able to remain faithful or commit
thats actually a interesting question.....mainly cos you have to draw a line in the sand and say thats where all bisexuals stand.....lol.... thats like saying all americans support GW bush..... lol
first define faithful..... are we talking about faithful as in having only one partner ( monogamous ) or having a main partner ( relationship or spousal partner ) and a long term casual sex partner on the side ???
the fact is that bisexuals can be faithful.... its a matter of choice, if they choose to... and the most hilarious part about that, is that often the people that are judging the bisexuals, have no claim to fame as faithful or monogamous people, themselves
faithfulness is in the mind of the person deciding what is regarded as *faithfulness *... hence a bisexual can be one of 3 types of faithful
one, they are monogamous and stay with one part only
two they are in a long term partnership / relationship / marriage and have a long term partner on the side, which everybody agrees to
three, they are not in a relationship but they have long term sex partners that they are faithful to
as for commitment, people commit to something that they wish to invest time and energy into... and a relationship or marriage is no different.... and nor are gays, les, trans or heteros.....
the aspect of faithfulness is simply seen as being monogamous......
now if you define cheating..... you open up the worlds largest can of worms
in the bible, infidelity is defined as looking at a person with desire in your heart and mind..... and in that case, most of the world cheats every day
but the world likes to define cheating as a act with another person, outside of your relationship and thats where bisexuals create new * rules * to justify their actions as they go along
but the rule justifying, is not confined to bisexuals.... every sexuality does it, and not just to justify sexual encounters either
so can bisexuals be faithful or commit ??? lol simply the answer is yes..... but the same question can be asked of any sexuality...
2 ) bisexuals are more likely to spread aids than any other sexuality
fucking bullshit.... sexuality doesn't spread aids, stupidity does....
there is a thing in the world called SAFE SEX.....it applies to all sexualities, not just bisexuals....its just that in the bisexual community, we have a lot of risk takers... and thats why the aids count is higher amongst bisexuals..... that any the official reporting stats are something that you can never fully rely on to be dead accurate
if anybody can prove to me, that being bisexual places me at a greater risk from aids / hiv, I wanna see it......
sexuality is the type of attraction you have towards different people...... if feeling that you like somebody more than the person standing next to them, places you at risk of getting aids / hiv... we are all in the shit
unsafe sex, and drug usage are the two highest risk factors..... that and unsafe sex with somebody from a country that has the worlds highest aids infection levels......
unsafe sex and drug usage is not a bisexual only trait.... nor is stupidity.... but its stupidity that spreads aids / hiv
UNSAFE SEX and SHARING NEEDLES is STUPID.....hence stupidity is likely to spread aids / hiv more than being bisexual
3 ) bisexuals will fuck anything that moves
what a dumb statement......we do not have the time or the energy to fuck everything that moves, hence we only fuck the good looking stuff......lmao
seriously..... bisexuals have brains, unlike the people that think we fuck anything that moves......
some bisexuals are out to * get their fuck quota * before they die.....but that again applies to all sexualities, its not a bisexual trait only
most bisexuals has a attraction level that they use as a guideline for selecting unsuitable partners... it may be good looks, a good body, the way the person makes them feel...or it could be the fact that the bisexual is pissed......
but they are hardly gonna fuck everything that moves......
beside some of the people that think that bisexuals are that randy, are people that are so ugly, that nobody would sleep with them, even a sex mad bisexual
4 ) all bisexuals think about, is sex....
lmao.... its true.... we are constantly thinking about getting fucked....
its either the tax dept, the goverment, our job, the health system, the lawyers etc.... no matter what it is, somebody is fucking us and yes we think about them a lot, so the statement is pretty much correct
but the statement applies to all sexualities cos all of us are getting fucked in one way or another, not just sexually
5 ) bisexuals are just confused about their sexuality....
lmao thats a reverse statement, cos its true about a lot of non bisexuals.... we know we are bisexual.... we wish other people would decide if they are heteros that sleep with both genders, or gays that sleep with both genders....
us bisexuals know we sleep with both genders, thats why we call ourselves bisexuals..... lol... and we call other people, liars....lol
interestingly enuf, we never hear of the term *closet bisexual *
6 ) bisexuals are discriminated against.....
lmao... I have a better term for it ... its called biased and jealous people that have nothing better to do with their time than make life hard for people that don't deserve it
discrimination is in the mind of the people that feel that they are discriminated against
one of the easiest things in the world to do, is cry * discrimination *..... one of the hardest things in the world to do, is prove that its discrimination against you unfairly..... and that you have not acted in a manner that provokes people
I am not gonna address discrimination any more, cos its simply and bluntly a hot issue with so many different opinions and I can't be fucked debating it
bisexuality in a nutshell
all sexualities in the world, share the same traits as the bisexual, in one form or another....
from the uptight people that think that looking at a person is paramount to lust .. to the people that think that a missed sexual encounter is paramount to the end of the world as we know it, we are no different
we are simply human, and desire love, affection, understanding and respect
and yet again, that applies to all other sexualities.....
to the many non bisexuals that judge us..... get over it.......
we do not wish to commit to you..... we like genuine people... not control freaks
we are not the worlds greatest aids risk.... its stupid people that are the risk....and its stupid people that blame bisexuals for it
we will not fuck everything that moves.... and that is why you are still a virgin
we are thinking about sex right now, we are hoping that you will either get fucking over it, fuck off or go fuck yourself.... cos we are actually thinking about whats for dinner
we are not confused about our sexuality.... its you that are confused about our sexuality
bisexuals will always be discriminated against... thats the trouble with being awesome..... everybody hates the fact they can't all be like us
lol
god I love being a bisexual....:bigrin::bigrin::bigrin::bigrin::bigri n::bigrin: