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arana

Oct 23, 2005, 1:46 AM

I just wanted to wish everyone a happy, safe Halloween and much sanity as the holiday season approaches!!! I thought maybe some might like to share some of their Halloween stories, ways they celebrate (or not) and vaious costumes with us.

Hugs,
Arana :tong:

arana

Oct 23, 2005, 1:57 AM

Notice Superman's "not so secret weapon"............. :eek:

arana

Oct 23, 2005, 2:00 AM

This one is for Chook............and anyone else that takes a fancy. lol :tong:

arana

Oct 23, 2005, 2:01 AM

Where Do Retired Hooters Waitress's Go???

texasman6172003

Oct 23, 2005, 10:52 AM

Hey Arana,Thanks for the laffs,lol. The photos were priceless. When i saw the one for Chook i just about fell outta the chair,lol. Afterwards i had to go out and make sure my goats were safe,lol. Thanks,Tex.

m.in.heels&hose

Oct 23, 2005, 11:59 AM

HHHMMMMM retired hooters girls

that gives me an idea for my holloween costume this year

thank you arana :bowdown:

think the neighborhood kids will be too traumatised from this? :eek2:

arana

Oct 23, 2005, 4:32 PM

Gosh MIHH, I thought Gina would make you be Superman LOL

codybear3

Oct 23, 2005, 6:08 PM

These were just too funny arana...Thanks for sharing these. The attached was me at our last company Halloween party. :eek: :paw: :paw:

ladydelanie

Oct 23, 2005, 6:56 PM

Arana,

LOL!!.........thank you!...I could not stop laughing......MIHH I think you would make a cute Retired Hooters Girl........LMAO!!........

Ladyd :)

Ratchick

Oct 23, 2005, 7:40 PM

WOW!
Lot's of costume ideas! The scariest not being the hairy monster one but the painted-on spiderman....
Cute.

Happy Halloweenie to all!

Remember to let your mom check yer candy before you eat it (grin)

Ratchick

csrakate

Oct 24, 2005, 4:59 AM

Love this thread Arana!!! Halloween brings the kid out in all of us...but here is a costume that really brings the kid out!! Kate

arana

Oct 26, 2005, 6:05 AM

Another Halloween goodie....BOO BEES!!!!

gina42

Oct 26, 2005, 4:25 PM

These were just too funny arana...Thanks for sharing these. The attached was me at our last company Halloween party. :eek: :paw: :paw:

wow codybear,
that was one of the coolest customesi've ever seen.. :bounce:

gina42

Oct 26, 2005, 4:42 PM

Arana,

LOL!!.........thank you!...I could not stop laughing......MIHH I think you would make a cute Retired Hooters Girl........LMAO!!........

Ladyd :)

ROLF Arana & Lady_D...
i think MIHH would look sexy as a retired hooters girl,in spiked heels and a super mini shirt,woohoo!!! :tong:

arana

Oct 27, 2005, 12:55 AM

How well do you bowl? Check at this link:

http://www.club300.ru/public/content/media/humor/cat_new/cat_new.swf

:tong:

csrakate

Oct 28, 2005, 11:52 PM

We all know that adults and kids alike love getting dressed up for Halloween but they aren't the only ones! Here are some examples of how you can dress up your little friend for Halloween...and many thanks to my model...who shall remain nameless...I couldn't have done this without you!! Kate

arana

Oct 29, 2005, 10:31 AM

This was in the Washington Post... the title was "Best Comeback Line -

Ever."

The police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident
of Dracula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will
be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and
public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The
suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to
stop.

"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one

around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a

phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over, picked out a pumpkin, cut a

hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just

really into it, you know?"

Patrol officer Brenda Taylor pulled over and approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I

walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."

"I just went up and said"... "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you

are having sex with a pumpkin?"

"He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then

looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Damn... is it

midnight already?'"

arana

Oct 30, 2005, 3:11 AM

This is a pretty cheap costume if you have kids around or are just a nintendo player.

csrakate

Oct 30, 2005, 3:38 PM

My mind has been warped once again so now I would like to introduce the newest addition to my line of costumes for our favorite friends...Super Hero!

chook

Oct 30, 2005, 11:03 PM

LOL, I think we know what Kate likes to do for Halloween :eek: The delicate art of pecker decorating :tongue:

Cheers Chook :bigrin:

arana

Oct 31, 2005, 12:30 AM

Happy Halloween Y'all! Hope everyone has a great day!

Arana

csrakate

Oct 31, 2005, 7:10 PM

Last and certainly not least...the last of the costumes...This one is for you MIHH!

m.in.heels&hose

Oct 31, 2005, 8:14 PM

LOL kate

this is really funny, i will have to have a talk with "thumper" and see if he likes the idea!!!! :tong:

:devil: happy halloween everyone :devil:

m.in.heels&hose :bounce:

csrakate

Oct 31, 2005, 8:22 PM

LOL Chook!!! Just wait until Thanksgiving...and of course Christmas!! MIHH..hope thumper likes it!

Kate :tongue:

arana

Nov 1, 2005, 1:36 PM

Kate, I think you need to start a thread series for "The Adventures of DickMan" (he delivers). Thrusting out crime and horniness where ever he is needed.

curious married m

Nov 2, 2005, 10:36 AM

And don't forget his Sidekick CMM

csrakate

Nov 2, 2005, 12:44 PM

And just how could we ever forget you CMM....doesn't look as if that will be possible now!!! Arana has requested a new thread and now the wheels are turning madly in my head.

Never fear...DickMan is here....and he will be returning shortly in his very own thread...with his mild mannered alter ego, Dick Justice, who toils away at his boring daily tasks until he senses that his services are needed...and then....ripping off his simple tweed jacket...removing his not so matching tie...he becomes...DICK MAN...HEALER OF THE DOWNTRODDEN...THE LIMP AND LAZY!!

Somebody stop me please!!!

Kate :tong:

RebekaLee

Nov 2, 2005, 2:46 PM

arana

Nov 2, 2005, 6:24 PM

And don't forget his Sidekick CMM

Ah yes, his sidekick Ballsy and love interest Boobette. This should be interesting to say the least.

:tong:

arana

Nov 2, 2005, 8:25 PM

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh
blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood, and began hassling him
about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but
they persisted until he finally gave in.

"Ok, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats
behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a
huge forest of trees. Finally, he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly
milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood.

"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked "YES, YES, YES!!!"
the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good." said the first bat, "Because I f*****g didn't"

cassie

Nov 3, 2005, 4:08 AM

Great thread everyone! Thanks for all of the pics.