A new create a story

[Doggie_Wood]

A new twist - a new story -
add five words only and please keep the continuity of the thread to prevent nonsensical unravaling.

Let the game begin and have fun everyone




Long, long ago on Friday

[Skater Boy]

when the moon was full

[shameless agitator]

I met a beautiful girl

[Azrael]

whose father grew amazing marijuana

[biwords]

back of Mom's tattoo parlor.

[shameless agitator]

we were getting wasted

[Doggie_Wood]

on some super skunk weed

[Azrael]

then, tom's hand began wandering....

[biwords]

[wait, who's Tom? no Tom has been introduced]

[Azrael]

[wait, who's Tom? no Tom has been introduced]

that's me, you twit :tong:

[biwords]

expertly unbuttoning her designer blouse

[ambiSextrous]

and fondling the designer breasts

[biwords]

while with his other hand

[shameless agitator]

He grabbed her hair

[scubaman]

and pulled her head next

[Sarasvati]

and that was the end!

[Doggie_Wood]

Yes, the end of the

[Skater Boy]

beginning, but then came the

[HighEnergy]

heat, passion and the desire

[Skater Boy]

to bake lots of cupcakes

[Sarasvati]

for biwords wedding to Shrek.

[shameless agitator]

biwords wore a beautiful dress

[Doggie_Wood]

and a beautiful purple feeldoe

[Skater Boy]

and the crowd threw confetti

[Sarasvati]

and green snot for Shrek

[Skater Boy]

"you may now kiss the...

[jamiehue]

the bride. but wait! the

[shameless agitator]

minister shouted "what the hell..."

[biwords]

...Biwords? My son? In drag?"

[Sarasvati]

"How could you Shrek?"

[Doggie_Wood]

GET OUT OF ME SWAMP!!!

[Sarasvati]

But the blubbering, gangrenous oaf

[Skater Boy]

Was determined to consummate the

[Sarasvati]

marriage and undid his flies

[Skater Boy]

Intrigued, Biwords stooped down to

[Doggie_Wood]

taste the big green thing

[Skater Boy]

but, to his surprise, it...

[Sarasvati]

wasn't there. "Where the fuck

[Herbwoman39]

did it go?", he cried.

[Sarasvati]

Shrek had eaten his own

[Skater Boy]

penis, and his testicles were

[biwords]

no bigger than green peas.

[Skater Boy]

But did that deter Biwords?

[Sarasvati]

"Total bollocks" he shrieked, licking

[biwords]

his lips as he squeezed

[Sarasvati]

Shrek's buttocks until they started

[biwords]

a new teen dance craze --

[Sarasvati]

called "Biwords cokey, cokey, cokey"

[Skater Boy]

Shrek groaned with immense pleasure

[Sarasvati]

and jumped through a hoop

[biwords]

triggering a fatal myocardial infarction.

[Sarasvati]

"Hurry, call for Doctor Travolta!"

[Skater Boy]

cried Biwords in utter dismay

[Sarasvati]

while munching mushy peas. "Get

[Skater Boy]

a stretcher in here and...

[Sarasvati]

give him mouth to penis

[Skater Boy]

resuscitation! Our honeymoon is scheduled...

[Doggie_Wood]

at Niagra Falls, I think.

[Skater Boy]

And we eventually wanted children...

[Sarasvati]

named Biheck and Gordon Bennett

[Skater Boy]

And a lovely house in...

[Sarasvati]

the middle of the jungle.

[Skater Boy]

But if I were widowed...

[Sarasvati]

which I can't be because

[naive]

my husband is still alive

[Skater Boy]

then hypothetically I would not

[naive]

be widowed (duh!). But if I...

[Skater Boy]

continue with these pointless soliloquys...

[naive]

i may end up in

[Sarasvati]

biwords won't get shagged by

[raistkit]

the sexy widow in black


kit

[biwords]

(Mrs. Nausicaa Rambottam, nee Deepbosom)

[darkeyes]

she of the reely cute arse...

[Sarasvati]

and homemade Shrek flavoured pesto

[biwords]

which made her stinking rich.

[Herbwoman39]

Fortunately Doctor Travolta arrived then

[Sarasvati]

with his minty foreskin exposed

[Doggie_Wood]

and apricot rings a dangling

[Sarasvati]

full to bursting. "Eat my

[Doggie_Wood]

slicky pip pop!" says she

[Doggie_Wood]

as she lowers he nickers.

[Sarasvati]

Onewhocares'd pesto in her panties

[Doggie_Wood]

Onewhocares'd pesto in her panties

and she did what??

[Sarasvati]

She became a Hollywood star

[onewhocares]

The men fell upon her feet in wonder

[Sarasvati]

hoping to get an eyefull

tower of delicious sweet fanny

(sorry 4 breaking the rules with this double contribution)

[Doggie_Wood]

and were surprised to see

[onewhocares]

That is was covered in fine lace

[stormalong]

she was growing a penis

[onewhocares]

Oh no....not a penis...never...clear your eyes

[stormalong]

a fine lace covered penis

what are the odds we would both submit a line at once?

[onewhocares]

Thank was a key dangling...that opened................

[stormalong]

her lustful heart

[onewhocares]

A place that so few knew existed.

[Doggie_Wood]

But, instead it was her

[Doggie_Wood]

underlaying lust that that caused

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

her cleavage purtruding from her blouse, glistening with persperation...

[onewhocares]

Anticipating the arrival of

[Doggie_Wood]

a tall, dark and lanky

[LWynn4]

aroused matador! but just as

[onewhocares]

he was to unfurl his cape...

[Sarasvati]

an enormous moose sneezed

[Taeris]

which shocked him so much

[Doggie_Wood]

he came in his pants ......

[Sarasvati]

singing "Rupert, Rupert is bare, everyone come and see".

[onewhocares]

As we miss our OWN Rupert

[Sarasvati]

we'll have to watch

[Doggie_Wood]

(remember folks - five [5] words)

the Saturday evening news at

[onewhocares]

eleven on most local stations

[Sarasvati]

presented by Basil Brush.

[onewhocares]

Who wanted to introduce....

[Doggie_Wood]

a new design of popular

[Sarasvati]

luxury lingerie called "FOCKWEAR".

[Doggie_Wood]

Yes! "FOCKWEAR" is the coolest

[onewhocares]

So utilitarian yet luxurious

[Sarasvati]

because Belle's worth it

[Doggie_Wood]

and on her, it looks .....

[Sarasvati]

a million dollars. Hollywood

[Doggie_Wood]

could only wish for her ....

[Sarasvati]

to accept the part of

[Doggie_Wood]

a bi-sexual alien in drag.

[Sarasvati]

"Hi Belle", it's Martin Scorcese,

[onewhocares]

"Nice of you to call"

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

Belle, making a film. Interested ?

[onewhocares]

The casting is underway.............

[hillwalker54]

We need someone to to play the vixen

[onewhocares]

Wonder whom the will cast???

[hillwalker54]

Aww, They'll prolly hire one of those Voluptuous blondes!

[Doggie_Wood]

A new twist - a new story -
add five words only and please keep the continuity of the thread to prevent nonsensical unravaling.

Let the game begin and have fun everyone




Long, long ago on Friday ( 5 words)


We need someone to to play the vixen (7 words)


Wonder whom the will cast??? (5 words)


Aww, They'll prolly hire one of those Voluptuous blondes! (9 words)

hillwalker54 - I don't mean to nit-pick, but if you will read the one simply rule of this game - please stick to no more than 5 (five) word continuance of the story. Thanks

[Doggie_Wood]

The casting is underway.............


Wonder whom they will cast???

Surely they'll cast Belle and ......

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

a leading male or female ? :bigrin:

[hillwalker54]

Dogwood,

Your right, Sorry for the off rule post's above. I got my games mixed up.

[Doggie_Wood]

Dogwood,

Your right, Sorry for the off rule post's above. I got my games mixed up.
No problem hw.


a leading male or female ? :bigrin:

Why not both? Even you

[Sarasvati]

Hillwalker could be a great

(I thought HW's contributions were fab (as ever) even if he forgot the rules. He got carried away and thoroughly entertained me in doing so. For this reason it was essential that he was cast opposite Belle in this movie we're working on here together).

[hillwalker54]

:bigrin:Al Pacino sized leading man

[onewhocares]

Belle loves Pacino sized men

[Doggie_Wood]

with their large and lovely

[onewhocares]

Protruding external organs of pleasure

[Sarasvati]

"So we have Belle and Hillwalker."

[onewhocares]

Belle introduces herself to Hillwalker...

[darkeyes]

who wos in reality Fran

[Doggie_Wood]

disguised as a drag queen

[Sarasvati]

so we thought until we got his todger out and wiggled it at the camera

[kk-n-tk]

I couldn't keep my eyes

[Sarasvati]

off Hillwalker's enormous liquorice penis

[onewhocares]

which was awaiting a

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

female midget with a big

[darkeyes]

nose an squint teeth

[Sarasvati]

"Belle, please strip off over

[onewhocares]

" I'm not that forward"

[onewhocares]

" I AM a lady...."

[mrplayfuluk]

born to trailer trash parents..

[Sarasvati]

"That's not fair scoundrel,

[BareHunter45]

a lady needs her tramp"

[onewhocares]

"No, we owned the park!!"



( In reality we really do own a Mobile Home Park..how funny you said that!)

[Sarasvati]

"Belle. meet Al Pacino,"

[onewhocares]

" Al, I'd love to show"

[jamiehue]

you this,its my little

[hillwalker54]

Sister, she is a real...

[onewhocares]

and she loves small men

[Sarasvati]

"Would you like to

[Doggie_Wood]

eat my delicious crumb cake?"

[Sarasvati]

"I want sex doggy style"

[gfofbiguy]

"Can I wear the strap-on?"

[Sarasvati]

"Yes. My butt is ready

[Doggie_Wood]

and all lubed up with

[Sarasvati]

Britney Spears' Curious cream

[Doggie_Wood]

fresh from her trailer-mansion

[Sarasvati]

over Arizona way. Shave

[gfofbiguy]

your head, Britney, or...

[jamiehue]

let them eat cake!!!

[Doggie_Wood]

Chocolate laced with oyster flavored

[Sarasvati]

sweet Sarasvati sauce got laid out on a glorious spread.

[onewhocares]

"Anyone for Mylanta?" said Belle

[Doggie_Wood]

"I'll take two!" says Dogwood.

[GreenEyedLady(GEL)]

Dr. Phill told Brittany to

[onewhocares]

Get ready to be jailed

[Shadowsurfer]

But she kicked and screamed,

[Doggie_Wood]

while getting it in the ass

[hillwalker54]

so he pulled out and...

[Doggie_Wood]

stuck it in her mouth

[hillwalker54]

Her pace quickened as she...

[onewhocares]

thought of her own little man

[adultblogger]

with a ten inch dick

[onewhocares]

hmmmm, just about the right size

[Doggie_Wood]

for a hot sausage smorgasborg

[Sarasvati]

in her ruby lips.

[jamiehue]

as the monkeys take flight

[darkeyes]

This story ends. Fin.

[Doggie_Wood]

as the monkeys take flight

over Gotham State Park, throwing

[biupstateny]

a towel on the ground ,