Naked celebrities?

[Bikid?07]

Hey!

Does anyone know where I can find REAL pictures of naked celebrities, male and female? Is that even possible? Haha....

[JoyJoyHollywood]

Hey!

Does anyone know where I can find REAL pictures of naked celebrities, male and female? Is that even possible? Haha....

Yes. Walk to your kitchen. Open the fridge door. Take off hat. Place head half in and half out of fridge. Then slam fridge door really, really hard. The resulting brain injury should give you a visual hallucination that is pretty strong in portraying the reality of naked celebrity. This has worked in the past, however sometimes more that one application is nessacary for maximum effect.

Or, you could just buy an National Enquirer. They won't be completely naked, but you will get some very close shots of their bottoms. And thighs if you get the annual summer "Who's Had Surgery And Who's Just Unlucky?" issue.

[Skater Boy]

Yes. Walk to your kitchen. Open the fridge door. Take off hat. Place head half in and half out of fridge. Then slam fridge door really, really hard. The resulting brain injury should give you a visual hallucination that is pretty strong in portraying the reality of naked celebrity. This has worked in the past, however sometimes more that one application is nessacary for maximum effect.



If you happen to be a redneck, and too poor to own fridge, there is a suitable alternative, which involves merely running (head-first) towards the nearest brick wall. again, you may need to do this several times depending on the type of bricks and mortar used in the wall.

Another method I sometimes employ is to buy a regular copy of Playboy/Playgirl, Hustler (or whatever your preference is). And then also buy a few copies of magazines like "OK", "Hello", "Heat", etc. I then carefully cut out out the faces of the celebs from the tabloid mags and paste them over the faces in the pornos.

Assuming you get the gender and ethnicity of the celebs right, when you squint your eyes, you can just about pretend that they are the real naked celebs.

I also like to get these images enlarged to life-size proportions and backed onto cardboard. I can then practise my chat up lines on Keira Knightley whilst she is TOTALLY naked and standing right in front of me in my bedroom.

You should try it... its fun! :)

[leizy]

I'm sad to confess a secret weakness for seeing famous people in the nude, and especially when they are not normally (or ever) in the nude in film or life, etc.

You can search askjolene

http://www.askjolene.com/

and there is also MrSkin, which isn't free...

[DiamondDog]

Get Madonna's stupid and laughable book called "Sex" she and LOL Vanilla Ice are naked in it.

I don't believe a word that woman says, she seems insincere, so middle american, and not as shocking as she wants to be.

She's rather tiresome to me and not very interesting or talented.

Also what's with the cult of Kaballah that she's in that isn't even like the real study of Judaic/Kaballahistic texts at all?