What is the weirdest song you have on your computer?

[deeTM]

Ok, I'm going through the music I have on my computer. Some of it I consider great some of it I consider weird but love nonetheless.

Here are some I love:
Pretenders - Back on the Chain Gang
Primitive Radio Gods - Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth
Romantics - What I Like About You
Sixpence None The Richer - Kiss Me
Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up (Fatboy Slim Remix)
Tori Amos - Leather
Tori_Amos - China
Ok, this list could go on and on... I guess they wouldn't be on my pc otherwise, lol. But on to the point of the thread.

Here are some of the ones I love but are just plain weird:
Type O Negative - Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana Cover)
Nine Inch Nails - Closer (Darth Vader Orgasm Remix)
Artist Unknown - Wonder Woman (workout mix)


What do you have? Heh heh heh.

[MarieDelta]

"The Plumber is The Man" -Ann Zimmerman

Or perhaps "Anyone Else But You" - The Mouldy Peaches

yes before anyone asks I do hae a strange sense of humor
:tongue:

[shameless agitator]

Weirdest and worst- "It ain't me babe" as performed by Bob Dylan & Janis Joplin. Neither of those two should ever try to harmonize, let alone with each other. It's perfect for noise warfare.

[anne27]

"Walking 'round in women's underwear", a parody by Weird Al (I think).

[deeTM]

Hmmmmm, just found another one. Why do I still have this? Lol.

texas tornados - If You Got the Dinero, I've Got the Camaro

[bearisbare]

Here's a few I have:

Bryan Adams - Let Me Take You Dancing (his 1979 disco record, where his voice is pitched up an octave)
Ethel Merman - There's No Business Like Show Business (the disco re-recording in the Disconet Remix)
Bea Arthur - If I Can't Sell It, I'll Keep Sitting On It
The Bens (including Ben Folds) - I Touch Myself
Bimbo Boy - Drama Queen
The Bonzo Dog Band - The Intro And The Outro
Brent Spiner & Patrick Stewart - It's A Sin To Tell A Lie
Englebert Humperdinck - Lesbian Seagull
Joan Collins Fan Club featuring Julian Clary - Leader Of The Pack
The Kinsey Sicks - I Will Swallow Him
The Mike Flowers Pops - Wonderwall
Nancy Sinatra - Kinky Love

[DrJay]

In no particular order:


"Rocked by Rape" by the Evolution Control Committee.
"Baba O'Riley" covered by Those Darn Accordions.
"These Boots are Made for Walking" covered by the Four Bitchin' Babes.
"Does God Have Us By The Twat or What" by Jo Carol Pierce.
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" covered by Hayseed Dixie.
"Ghost Riders on the Storm" hybridized by the California Guitar Trio.
"Concerto for Horn and Hardart, S. 27" by P.D.Q. Bach.
"My Winter Coat" by the Roches.
"A Little Priest" by Angela Lansbury and Len Cariou [from the Sweeney Todd cast album].
"Pinocchio Medley ('Do You See The Noses Growing?')" covered by Ken Nordine, Bill Frisell And Wayne Horvitz; Ringo Starr.

[Cerealk]

"Tunak Tunak Tun" - Daler Mehndi

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo)

Edit: Wierd Al has some really nice ones =P

[Tygress75]

"Walking 'round in women's underwear", a parody by Weird Al (I think).
Nope.. that's the Bob Rivers (the one who brought us Twisted Christmas), and it's from the album "I Am Santa Claus":

http://www.amazon.com/Santa-Claus-Rivers-Twisted-Radio/dp/B000002IX7/ref=m_art_li_1/105-6976552-5933263

Weirdest song on my PC... so many to choose from. How about the fact that I've got over 20 different remixes (mostly techno) of the theme from "Doctor Who"? Is that weird?

[nothings5d]

Amateur (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzqumbhfxRo) - Lasse Gjertsen. If you've not seen this video, you need to. He plays individual notes on instruments, records them, then edits it together as a song. Essentially the video itself is his instrument. I love this style.

[kitten]

"I'm my own grampa" and
"Cocktails for two" with sound effects.
by Spike Jones and his Orchestra.

This is a performer that was a great favorite of my father's. Excellent, humorous performances from the world of radio in the 1940's.

I also have many things off YouTube that have been downloaded by my daughter - the funniest, a remix by two teen boys of the Pokemon theme.

[meteast chick]

"Tunak Tunak Tun" - Daler Mehndi

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo)

Edit: Wierd Al has some really nice ones =P

OMG that is so funny! If you like that you'd love Chacarron!

This has to be my ultimate favorite that is also on my computer media player. There are a million versions of it on youtube but I am giving you guys the original from Broadway's "Avenue Q".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtiGd58J0bY

I have so many 'weird' songs...here's a sampling...

"The Emo Song" by Adam and Andrew
"Fuck Off Noddy" by Ian Dury and the Blockheads
"I'm a Gangsta" by Josh Groban (I don't think so but that's what it said)
"Follow The Yellow Brick Road" by the Munchkins from The Wizard of Oz
"The Poke'-Gangsta" which is on the Poke'mon Soundtrack
"Strawberry Shortcake" by Cuppycake
"Oh Mickey(the Spanish version)" by Toni Basil(which I used to love to roll up at an intersection in my sportscar when I was 19, roll down my window and BLAST!!!

Damn those were the days...
luv and kisses,
xoxoxoxoxoxox
meteast

[Herbwoman39]

Re: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton
Mason Rockett by Beatnik Turtle
They Got The Mustard Out and I'll Be Mrs. from the Buffy episode "Once More With Feeling"
"Don't Le Me Get Me" by Pink
"Zombie Jamboree" and "Folgers Coffee commercial" by Rockapella
"Pointy Haired Boss" and "Absolutely Bonkers" by Three Weird Sisters

Yeah, I have an eclectic music collection :)

[CardShark]

Probably something by Marilyn Manson :cool: If that guy isn't weird who the fuck is? Course that is one reason i like him LOL. Weird people are interesting to me. :rolleyes:

[chulainn2]

walk like a camal by southern culture on the skids

[Skater Boy]

I actually have the Theme to "The Monkeys" television show... although admittedly I don't listen to that one very often...

[domill]

I have a couple of weird covers...


Tee hee... (ok, I'm sure 80 million German don't think this is weird...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR-cXf05nHg

A great cover :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAAFMKWHfAY

[shameless agitator]

"Walking 'round in women's underwear", a parody by Weird Al (I think).If I'm not mistaken that's by Bob Rivers from his Twisted Christmas album. he does lots of those parodies and calls them "twisted tunes".This is what I get for posting before I read all the way through. Saw where tygress had pointed this out.

[HighEnergy]

I have The Ugly Bug Ball, which is from an old Disney cd. It was recorded in the 1940's, I think, but I've forgotten which movie it came from. The kids love it! It's all about bugs going to where it's happening to find love at, obviously, the Ugly Bug Ball.

I also have a bunch of Count Basie and Joe Williams, my favourite being "Going to Chicago Blues." (Sorry but I can't take you!)

[Herbwoman39]

Probably something by Marilyn Manson :cool: If that guy isn't weird who the fuck is? Course that is one reason i like him LOL. Weird people are interesting to me. :rolleyes:

I love Marilyn's version of "Sweet Dreams" previously sung by the Eurythmics.

[FalconAngel]

The Moose Song by 3 Pints Gone (it is very popular at the pub sing at the end of the day) This is the short version.

1) When I was a young man I used to like girls, I play with their bodies and fondle their curls,
‘Til my girlfriend ran off with a salesman named Bruce, You’ll never be treated that way by a moose.

Chorus: So it’s Moose, Moose, I like a Moose, I’ve never had anything quite like a Moose,
I’ve had many lovers, my morals are loose, But I’ve never had anything quite like a Moose!

2) Now when I’m in mood of a really good lay, I go to my closet and get me some hay,
I go to my window and spread it around,
‘Cause Moose always comes when there’s hay on the ground!

Chorus:

3) Now gorillas are all right for Saturday night, Lions and tigers, they puts up a fight,
But it’s just not the same when you slams their caboose,
As the feeling you get when you’re humping a Moose!

Chorus:

4) So when I’m all hot, upset and uptight, I jump in my car, to the zoo I take fight
Now animals all, with respect and renown, The moose for it being the best screw in town

Chorus:

5) Now I’ve done it with all sorts of beasties with hair,
Hell, I’d make it with snakes if their fangs were not there,
I’ve done it with walrus, a duck and a goose, But I’ve never had anything quite like a Moose!

Chorus:

6) Now fish are too slimmy and slip all around, And some say that camels are heaven abound
But I’ll stick to my ways, and not to dismay, And call on my moose friend to jump me today

Chorus:

7) I went to the desert a Moose for to find, I only found camels, I near lost my mind,
For camel reminds me of Moose just a bit, But Moose always swallow and camels just spit!

Chorus:

8) Now that I’m older, and advanced in my years, I’ll look back on my life, and shed me no tears,
As I sit in my chair with my glass of Mateuse, playing hide the salami with my friend the Moose!

Chorus:

9) So, went off to heaven, my soul soared away. I’ll show up at those gate, with a bail of fresh hay,
and they’re bound to inquire, as to my grin, so I’ll wined up in hell humping Moose’s again!

Chorus: So it’s Moose, Moose, I like a Moose, I’ve never had anything quite like a Moose,
I’ve had many lovers, my morals are loose, But I’ve never had anything quite like a Moose!


Also, by 3Pints Gone;
"Dough, Ray, Me" and
"Scotland's Depraved"

Dough, Ray, Me

Dough, I use to buy my beer
Ray, the guy that pours my beer
Me, the guy who drinks my beer
Fa, a long way to the John
So, I’ll have another beer
La, I’ll have another beer
Tea, no thanks I’ll have a beer
And that brings us back to dough


Scotland's Depraved - Song (sung to the tune of Scotland The Brave)
(Not always the words 3 Pints Gone sings)



Chorus:
Bring me the whiskey, Mother,
I'm feeling frisky, Mother,
Bring me a sheep to keep me warm through the night;

Bring me my little brother,
He'll be my one true lover
England may rule the world, but Scotland's depraved.

Bring me my little sister,
You'll see how much I've missed her
England may rule the world, but Scotland's depraved.

Bring me the preacher's daughter,
You'll see how much I've taught her
England may rule the world, but Scotland's depraved.

[NWMtnHawk]

I guess I'd have to say the must unusual "songs" I have on my 'puter are an assorment of recorded Whale sounds, or songs, . . . I find them extremely relaxing and fascinating to listen to when doing some mundane chore. If one of the valid file extensions was .wav, I'd attach one here, but oh well.

[Azrael]

Jack Off Jill- French Kiss the Elderly :bigrin:

[Cerealk]

I love Marilyn's version of "Sweet Dreams" previously sung by the Eurythmics.

Definitely one of my favorites, and the only one from him I can stand to listen to from those I have heard.

[Sapphrodite]

hmmmm "Weird" is so relative.... ROTFL ;)

Arrogant Worms
* Jesus' Brother Bob
* Mounted Animal Nature Trail
* Carrot Juice is Murder
* Killer Robots from Venus
(and pretty much everything else by the Worms!!)

Corky & the Juice Pigs
* Gay Eskimo
* Psychopathic Killer in the Summertime
* (Used my Grandma as a) Skateboard
* 666-6666 (the number of the Daughter of the Beast)
* The Food of Your Choice (will End your Life tonight)

Forgotten Rebels
* Fuck Me Dead
* Surfin' On Heroin
* Bomb The Boats
* Little Girl Thrills

Crackers
* Gracie
* Devil went down to Jamacia
* The Tit Man

Weird-to-You-but-Not-to-Me Songs
* O Fortuna & complete Carmena Burana
* Shake Shake Senora (BeetleJuice) Harry Belefonte
* Bunch of Songs by Ethel Merman
* Dollar Song (Cent, 5 Cent, 10 Cent, Dollar)
* Stuff by Weird Al and other Comedians

Various Oddball Songs
* Existential Blues (aka Wet Dream)
* Star Trekkin'
* Sweet Transvestite (Rocky Horror Picture Show)
* Scotland's Depraved (I'll bring the whiskey, Falcon - LOL!!)
* "Simealtaneous" and "Uncle F_cker" (from South Park)
* My Girlfriend is Inflatable
* Dead Puppies

and the infamous:
* I Was Just Flipped Off By A Silver Haired Old Lady With A "Honk If You Love Jesus" Sticker On The Bumper Of Her Car


(couldnt make that one up if I tried.... ROTFL) :tongue:

[cliffml]

Probably this one - Your Mother Sucks Cocks In Hell by Wednesday 13. Even thou the lyrics are hardcore, the song rocks. It's like a cross between Alice Cooper & Rob Zombie.

also:
Chick-A-Boom by Daddy Dewdrop
Dear Penis by Rodney Carrington
Pick Em, Lick Em, Stick Em by David Allen Coe

[liquidcandycain]

i have 2
dont ask where they come from cause i think i was drunk or deployed when i got them

1. i want to funk a dog in the ass by blink 182
2. detatchable penis lmao

[DrJay]

LCC,

#2 is by "King Missile".

[Azrael]

A Mr. Bungle cover of "hit me baby one more time". Fucking insane.

[burningangels]

the emo song

[Azrael]

the emo song

You mean 'Cry little emo' by Emocide?
That's a fun one :stoned:

[DiamondDog]

You mean 'Cry little emo' by Emocide?
That's a fun one :stoned:

Shouldn't it be like this?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=e-depression



http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/e-depression-24466.jpg

[gfofbiguy]

"The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang
"Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65
"It's Raining Men" by Geri Halliwell
"American Girls" - UK release, Counting Crows
"The Mummers' Dance" by Loreena McKennitt
Alison Kraus and Union Station
a great Russian song that I have no clue who sings it or what it's about, but it's beautiful!
The CD "A Day At The Races" by The Wild Celts
The soundtrack from The Blues Brothers
The soundtrack from Some Kind of Wonderful
Dixie Chicks
Garth Brooks
Depeche Mode
Pet Shop Boys
The Proclaimers
The Violent Femmes
Nine Inch Nails
Harry Connick, Jr.:drool::love1:

~~Very eclectic :rolleyes:but what's on my MP3 player is on my computer as well:bigrin:

[wolfcamp]

Weirdest?
Whole Lotta Love by Hayseed Dixie

[FalconAngel]

"The Moose Song" by 3 Pints Gone

[Doggie_Wood]

The Pickle Song by Arlo Guthrey

I-I-I-I Don't Want a Pickle, Just Wanna Ride on My Motorcycle.....

[liquidcandycain]

i want to fuck a dog in the ass by blink 182

[liquidcandycain]

oh and detachable penis but i dunno who sings it hey trade music with gi's youll get some weird shit