Favorite Thing(s) To Do After Sex!

[crimsonvelvet]

I don't know if this has been asked before hehe ;) But I thought I would ask :)

What are some of your favorite things to after sex? And yes, while 'have more sex' is an acceptable answer, I thought I would ask about what happens after all of that! :P

I usually like to either have a quick shower and rinse off, or start cooking a wonderful meal. I don't know about you guys, but I get a huge appetite after a few hours between the sheets. ;)

[bigbadmax]

wipe me knob on the curtains and ask....

"whats your name again?"


not really but I thought it was funny lol :tongue:

bbm

[boner_lishus]

Like to have some quality time snuggling and maybe a little after play before taking shower and fixing a good meal. :male:

[Vuarra]

Sleep, if after noon or so

Before noon, it's try to cool off.

[onewhocares]

Yes, I like to relax in the arms of the one I am with. ( I think to myself, how or what can I do to improve what I just did to make my lover more happy). Then shower and then have a glass of wine and start a nice meal.

Belle

[Herbwoman39]

Sleep, if in the evening or if in the morning I love to go have a nice brunch after working up an apetite :bigrin:

[coyotedude]

Snuggle!

[ohbimale]

Curl up in the arms of the one(s) I am with, snuggle, a little lite petting, share some wine. Dependning on the time of day either sleep or share a nice meal naked. :bipride: :male: :male:

[bigbadmax]

go out n cruise for another piece of action hehehehehe

i dont do the soppy luvvy dovey stuff...carnal sex is far more appealing

bbm :eek:

[kitten]

After some really intense carnal sex, I like to pet my partner to ease the spasms and get a drink of cool water.
After a while if the mood eases, then get a cool shower and watch a movie or read.

[fishfry29]

:rolleyes: Swallow, leave the door of the video booth slightly open for the next guy ;)

[chook]

Usually I put me chickens back into the freezer......... :tong:



Cheers Chook :bigrin:

[mouse46]

:flag1: I like to cuddle for a while and if we don't passout I like to get a plate of fruit and cheese and get back in bed!!! ;)

[Aravanww]

after sex? get up, shower, get dressed and try to remember where I parked the bike. :cool:

[domill]

Smoke.
To cover the smell of all those nasty bodily odours :tong:

[bigbadmax]

the scent of pure sex is very sensual...otherwise how do couples attract each other....attraction isn't only what they look like!

maybe wash their cum off with a golden shower!!!!

not my thing however just a suggestion lol

[domill]

the scent of pure sex is very sensual...otherwise how do couples attract each other....attraction isn't only what they look like!

maybe wash their cum off with a golden shower!!!!

not my thing however just a suggestion lol

What a splendid idea

<patents the recipe and sells it to lynx> :bigrin:

[TaylorMade]

Cuddle, talk, tickle, eat....shower together. Go downstairs in his shirt and nothing else and make a cup of coffee to share. Rub her feet and paint her nails. Crank call your friends (Yes, I've done this!).

Yeah, I've done all of these. :D

Not sure which is my favorite.

*Taylor*

[JoyJoyHollywood]

It depends. There are a few things.

Glare at them. I don't know why, I just like to do it.

Stare at the ceiling.

Try and think of a interesting response to what they are saying, while thinking to myself, "Why are they still talking? SWEET BABY JESUS IN YOUR LITTLE IKEA BED OF HAY, MAKE IT STOP!!!"

Pick at my nails.

Use one index finger to poke incessantly at them in a spot that will annoy them with maximum efficiency. I usually use a rhythm comparable to Barney's "Two Plus Two is Four" song.

If it's a guy I like to take another condom and pull it really tight, then launch it at their face like a rubber band.

Try and cross my eyes.

I used to have a little Pokemon Pikachu doll that would say, "Pika!" or, "Bling!!!" or "Piiiiiiiikachuuu!" when I squeezed it. I hung it over my bed and I had a compulsive need to squeeze it after sex until I hit "Bling!!!". The sex just hasn't been right since I lost it. I've tried doing that to one of my chihuahuas, but it's just not the same.

Find a loose thread to pull on.

Once again try to figure out the age old debate of "If there are so many people that suck in bed, why are there so many children?"

Wait till they fall asleep peacefully, watch over them with gentle protectiveness, then rip out some small thatch of their body hair with my fingertips.

Comfort myself with the knowledge that while yes, they do in fact suck in bed, I have once again proved that I am a veritable God.

Plot ways to get even with the Federal government for taking all my money.

Smile at them until they get really nervous and start glancing at the only exit. Then wriggle my eyebrows at them.

Try and figure out if Charlie Christ is really gay. And if I would do him.

Attempt to understand if they have tricked me into doing this. Sneaky bastards with their linear thought process.

Wonder if Hitler is really dead. Or just a sneaky bastard.

Try and deal with the fact that I've slept with someone who cried at the final scene of the last Lord of the Rings movie........ shame feels bad.

Mentally calculate if I can fit through that window to make my escape.

Suffer an anxiety attack at the thought that the mailman has delivered my three day late girl on girl porn to one of the neighbors.

Plot revenge on the United States Postal Service.

Wonder if the United States Postal Service is hiring.

If they are still crying, try really hard not to roll off the bed laughing.

Wonder what Marie Delta is wearing right then.

Fake a seizure to give them a little thrill.

Plot my political rise in the Florida Corrections Facillities System. Just in case.

Metally say the word "plot" over and over again because it gives me such a thrill.

You know, just your basically normal stuff like that.

Oh, yeah-I forgot. Scratch at the federal warning label the Democrats tattooed on my bum. (Expletive)'s.

[TaylorMade]

J.J, that was scary, but dumb bastard that I am, I still want to sleep with you.

*Taylor*

[JoyJoyHollywood]

J.J, that was scary, but dumb bastard that I am, I still want to sleep with you.

*Taylor*

Adrenaline charges are what keep me in circulation, cutie.

[TaylorMade]

Adrenaline charges are what keep me in circulation, cutie.

If you have adreniline to blame... WTF is MY problem? :p

*Taylor*

[JoyJoyHollywood]

If you have adreniline to blame... WTF is MY problem? :p

*Taylor*

Well, I can only say this....if any person who was your sexual equal ever decided to sleep with you....then you both would understand that there was a rather large chance that they would end up as small mushroom cloud over your bed. Maybe you just like things that go "boom." I can understand.

[Rocsteady]

I usually get a warm wash cloth and apply to his/her genitals. It is a soothing sensation and helps calm and relax my partner. Also get my partner a cool drink (water or juice).

[darkeyes]

Havin given up smokey's sum time back thats out..but yummiest of all is lookin inta Kate's eyes an jus strokin er cheek an forehead... mushy...mite b daft, but neva sed me wosnt mushy!!!

[innaminka]

Eat. Simple. :bigrin:

[quiet1fornow]

After sex.........will have to get back to you after..... :(

[joeuncut]

Lets see....Sleep!!!!! if i do a good job on her she is in a "Orgasmic Coma" and falls preacefully asleep!!

[MarieDelta]

hmmm taken me some time to think about this.

I like a refreshing shower after. It gets so sweaty/hot here, ugh!

Later if we're in the mood, some ice cream or hot coffee depending on time of day and weather.


Wonder what Marie Delta is wearing right then.


hmmm me too. :tong:

[quiet1fornow]

Ok, I will have to ask for a volunteer from the audience to help me with this answer.....be patient
:eek:

[someotherguy]

Put away the milking stool, then fall asleep.

[Spicy]

have a nice hot cup of tea and think how i could make things more spicy and then cook a nice meal.

Spicy

[meteast chick]

With any luck...stop shaking, wash up my hands and genitalia if needed and go have a nice relaxing smoke!

luv and kisses,
xoxoxoxoxoxox
meteast

[AdamKadmon43]

It depends. There are a few things.

Glare at them. I don't know why, I just like to do it.

Stare at the ceiling.

Try and think of a interesting response to what they are saying, while thinking to myself, "Why are they still talking? SWEET BABY JESUS IN YOUR LITTLE IKEA BED OF HAY, MAKE IT STOP!!!"

Pick at my nails.

Use one index finger to poke incessantly at them in a spot that will annoy them with maximum efficiency. I usually use a rhythm comparable to Barney's "Two Plus Two is Four" song.

If it's a guy I like to take another condom and pull it really tight, then launch it at their face like a rubber band.

Try and cross my eyes.

I used to have a little Pokemon Pikachu doll that would say, "Pika!" or, "Bling!!!" or "Piiiiiiiikachuuu!" when I squeezed it. I hung it over my bed and I had a compulsive need to squeeze it after sex until I hit "Bling!!!". The sex just hasn't been right since I lost it. I've tried doing that to one of my chihuahuas, but it's just not the same.

Find a loose thread to pull on.

Once again try to figure out the age old debate of "If there are so many people that suck in bed, why are there so many children?"

Wait till they fall asleep peacefully, watch over them with gentle protectiveness, then rip out some small thatch of their body hair with my fingertips.

Comfort myself with the knowledge that while yes, they do in fact suck in bed, I have once again proved that I am a veritable God.

Plot ways to get even with the Federal government for taking all my money.

Smile at them until they get really nervous and start glancing at the only exit. Then wriggle my eyebrows at them.

Try and figure out if Charlie Christ is really gay. And if I would do him.

Attempt to understand if they have tricked me into doing this. Sneaky bastards with their linear thought process.

Wonder if Hitler is really dead. Or just a sneaky bastard.

Try and deal with the fact that I've slept with someone who cried at the final scene of the last Lord of the Rings movie........ shame feels bad.

Mentally calculate if I can fit through that window to make my escape.

Suffer an anxiety attack at the thought that the mailman has delivered my three day late girl on girl porn to one of the neighbors.

Plot revenge on the United States Postal Service.

Wonder if the United States Postal Service is hiring.

If they are still crying, try really hard not to roll off the bed laughing.

Wonder what Marie Delta is wearing right then.

Fake a seizure to give them a little thrill.

Plot my political rise in the Florida Corrections Facillities System. Just in case.

Metally say the word "plot" over and over again because it gives me such a thrill.

You know, just your basically normal stuff like that.

Oh, yeah-I forgot. Scratch at the federal warning label the Democrats tattooed on my bum. (Expletive)'s.
That was totally priceless... that should be published some where. I think that I love you. (At least for your sense of humor if nothing else.....)

Adam

[Lisa (va)]

Go take a hot shower with my partner to wash off all that chocolate syrup and whipped cream. :)

Seriously I like to lay in their arms for a while and hug and kiss, then it's time to shower.

Lisa

hugs n kisses

[Tygress75]

Depending on what time of day will depend on the "After" activities and whether or not other things are planned for the day. ;)

[SuitandTie]

my favorite thing to do is...


have more sex.

[dafydd]

Fake a seizure to give them a little thrill.


I actually did this once, and i still can't figure out why. I think I was bored or something. It was an awful thing to do and I feel ashamed.

d

[chulainn2]

I question myself as to thier first name and decide to stick to 'darlin'. Then I pick up my Taylor guitar and play them something like an old James Taylor song. Only the deaf can survive. Then from fear of their sanity they go scampering off; I usually put on some clothes and join a couple of buddies for beer.

[Mysteryx]

A little afterplay (kissing, massaging, cuddling.) and then a cigarette.

[Foxxy-bexs]

:angel: Well.. I like to wash my self down and then wash my partner down.... get dry and snuggle bac into bed or on the settie and watch TV..... :tong:

[junior8]

some cuddling and kissing and then a shower

[JoyJoyHollywood]

That was totally priceless... that should be published some where. I think that I love you. (At least for your sense of humor if nothing else.....)

Adam

Cool! Thank you!

But, I really do those things......so being fond of me might be a little dangerous to your health. You would have to learn to live with cigarette burns.

[JoyJoyHollywood]

I actually did this once, and i still can't figure out why. I think I was bored or something. It was an awful thing to do and I feel ashamed.

d


You think that's shame? Try boffing someone who started bawling when Frodo got on the (expletive) boat. I'm still shuddering at that one.

[Sparks]

Well, I love to drink cum. A blow job to completion. And then a good hard fuck. :tongue:

[jamiehue]

right now im a doing this.

[mistymockingbird]

Depends largely on partner and mood. Acceptable options are...

Cuddle for a minute, but not for long, cause then I get hot

Eat (you'll know it was a good fuck if this calls for pizza)

Take a nap and go again

Get up, get dressed, leave. Or kick the person out if we're at my place.

[biwords]

Call home. (OK, it's an old joke......)

[onewhocares]

Biwords.....

What about inviting the one above you, and the one below you over? Misty will order pizza and I shall bring the Chianti.


Belle

[naughty'BI'chick]

Cuddle, talk, laugh & have more sex,
Then after we're completely done, kiss for a while then say good-nite or good-bye...
Until next time ;)

[Annika L]

Some people cuddle up with an after-sex cigarette...with us, it's cuddling up with after-sex chocolate! (usually dark chocolate...mmm)

[fberknm]

wipe me knob on the curtains and ask....

"whats your name again?"


not really but I thought it was funny lol :tongue:

bbm


I believe the joke is set up by a few guys sitting in a bar bragging about how they drive their wives wild in the bedroom.

Guy 1: She goes for smooth jazz and good wine. After a long slow massage, she is going wild.

Guy 2: Soft music, rose petals and silk sheets. She loses control on silk.

Guy 3: Fuck her in the ass, come in 30 seconds, wipe my cock on the curtains and turn on ESPN. Drives her fucking crazy.

anyway , , , ,

[scubaman]

Simple, drink a glass of wine and more sex!

[biwords]

Biwords.....

What about inviting the one above you, and the one below you over? Misty will order pizza and I shall bring the Chianti.


Belle

Awwwwwwwwwwwww.....standing invitation gratefully issued!

[the sacred night]

Sleep. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

[ForbiddenWindow]

Favorite things to do after sex:

*Gaze into my companions eyes, and maybe poke/his /her nose. and Get into a rough house match. This will probably end up with a pillow fight and me falling off the bed and breaking my arse.

*Get dressed and go out for a nice long walk if its night time, go stargazing.

*Depending on mood, suggest go out barhopping or clubbing and dance, then go back home and do it all over again. Did I mention drunk sex is fun?

*Get into a really deep conversation, ask alot of why's and what are you thinking abouts.

*Compliment them on how great the sex was

*Go for a long romantic drive with my partner

*Get clean with my partner. Two in the shower is better than one in the shower. Then go out to dinner or a movie. Depending on mood, I will cook for my lover and bring breakfast/ or dinner to bed and we'll watch a movie.

*Stay home and enjoy a few beers and smoke with a gf or bf.

Well...thats me. Honestly If i can think of anything else I've done, I will add.

[y4uasking]

wipe the cum off my face

[swans]

Get turned on and hard again by licking up all the gooey mess!!

[Dagni]

Well if sex was brutal then straight to the hospital to save the partner's life.

If it's gentle then i'm ususaly quiet, smoking and just looking at her.

[creach]

Depends who i'm with to a certain extent!

If it's my fav shag buddy Ricardo who sweats buckets (yum) then i insist on rubbing myself all over him till i'm as covered in his sweat as he is but by then he has usually untangled me and headed for the shower so i have a cig and a cup of tea...

otherwise it's a cig, cuppa and a shower usually as quickly as possible... At the moment Ricardo is the only guy who's sweat i like on me!

If they fall asleep on me i read my book and eat then dress wake em and kick em out! (gotta change the sheets before i go to sleep!) :tong:

[raistkit]

cuddles, and hugs. falling asleep wrapped in his arms listening to the steady rhythm of his heartbeat.

kit

[bearisbare]

answer #1: More sex.

answer #2: Recover my breath from the quite busy activity of the previous minutes.

answer #3: Have a cool, refreshing adult beverage. Either that or a glass of cola.

[CardShark]

I have a fantasy of someday waking up with an IV in my arm in the emergency room hospital immediately after sex due to severe dehydration from loss of bodily fluids! :cool:

[Azrael]

Bask in the fleeting illusion that all is well in the universe for a few moments, Kiss my lover passionately then go back to getting high and blasting music(sometimes of their choice).

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

I cant remember if I replied to this or not, but oh well. :}
I love to snuggle up with my lover and relax a few minutes, talk, kiss, fondle, stroking to relax, and hopefully stoke the fires up again. Once is never enough, ya know! lol
Cat

[LWynn4]

well after licking off ALL the cum and pussy juice off my lover(s) I go take a shower stop half way come out dripping wet and pull my lover in with me so I can clean him/her off with my lips..........

also a drink is good I don't care what it is as long as its something to help calm the nerves. I get a bit on edge after I cum for some reason

[BeYourOwnGirl]

I like to maybe smoke a joint and chat after sex.

Peace...:three:

[stormalong]

After I clean myself off, I get dressed. Then I figure out how much to tip her/him, lay it on the night stand and get the hell out of dodge before she calls me a cheap skate and we have to have the "well if you gave better head" argument.....


ole Stormy

[Fresia]

After sex I like to take a shower.
I sweat ALOT.
My partner can join me.
Or stay in bed.
After my 5 minute shower I'll get back in bed if he's still relaxing.

[Melody Dean]

Talk.

I mean, yeah, of course, what a cliche answer. But I don't mean small talk, instead I like a full out in depth conversation.

I guess once my body has been stimulated, I want my mind to have some too. Although good conversation can sometimes turn into something more physical too...

[darkeyes]

Talk.

I mean, yeah, of course, what a cliche answer. But I don't mean small talk, instead I like a full out in depth conversation.

I guess once my body has been stimulated, I want my mind to have some too. Although good conversation can sometimes turn into something more physical too...
Talk is summat I always have done after sex.. in the days b4 I gave up guys, I found far 2 ( but not all by ne means) many didnt want 2 talk.. some women 2 but it was a prob mainly wiv guys. I am wiv a Melody... chatting in bed after nookie invariably makes it more likeley that the night (or whenever) is far from over...:tongue:

[Plumhead2]

Yes, I love to cuddle after the waves of orgasm subside. And while cuddling, I love to talk in depth. It seems like it is easier to talk about intimate feelings after the physical intimacy has broken the barriers. All of it, the physical and the emotional intercourse seems to bring me closer to my partner. It is that real closeness that I crave about sex (perhaps I should call it lovemaking). Of course, nothing goes better after sex than Chinese food! I have the local Chinese take-out restaurant on the speed dial of my phone. Eating Chinese food in bed with my loved one is one of the hedonistic high points of lovemaking.

[jamieknyc]

Yes, I love to cuddle after the waves of orgasm subside. And while cuddling, I love to talk in depth. It seems like it is easier to talk about intimate feelings after the physical intimacy has broken the barriers. All of it, the physical and the emotional intercourse seems to bring me closer to my partner. It is that real closeness that I crave about sex (perhaps I should call it lovemaking). Of course, nothing goes better after sex than Chinese food! I have the local Chinese take-out restaurant on the speed dial of my phone. Eating Chinese food in bed with my loved one is one of the hedonistic high points of lovemaking.
Aww .... I don't like Chinese food ..... :(

[pole_smoker]

Aww .... I don't like Chinese food ..... :(
Speaking of sex, do your wife and kids know that you hook up and cheat on your wife with random guys you meet in internet chatrooms on amateur porn, sex, and hook up sites like this?

[Melody Dean]

Speaking of sex, do your wife and kids know that you hook up and cheat on your wife with random guys you meet in internet chatrooms on amateur porn, sex, and hook up sites like this?

Not cool, dude. This isn't an appropriate thread for that discussion, and it is coming across like you are trying to start a fight.

How about you? What do you like to do after sex?

[pole_smoker]

Not cool, dude. This isn't an appropriate thread for that discussion, and it is coming across like you are trying to start a fight.

How about you? What do you like to do after sex?
I'm not picking a fight. It's just a question.

JamieKNYC frequently posts about how he does hook up with random strangers he meets here in the cyber-sex chat room, I'm simply wondering if he's actually out and in an open relationship with his wife, and if his adult kids know he's bisexual and sleeping with random dudes, or if he's cheating?

Although I did see posts where he wrote about cheating on his wife before lying to her, and having the mentality of "What she don't know...won't hurt her!" that a lot of married men that cheat on their wives have.

I enjoy talking, cuddling, and kissing.