Horny things you would like to see

[swans]

I will start by wishing I could see for real something that happened in a crazy dream I had and that is:

To see two fit young guys 69ing whilst enclosed in a giant transparent condom- and, and if that wasnt horny enough, the condom is half full of what looks like cum- creamy white, oozing between them as they writhe and buck, tongues licking big swollen nobs and mouths sucking on each others long pointing pricks, they silently slosh in and out of view as the thick tidal wave of sticky semen slides back and forth up and down against the wet plastic wall.

What ya think?

What would you like to see?

[wayneindallas]

Interesting, guess you like cum :)

Lets see, what would I like to see....I would like to see 2 or 3 couples use my body (all parts of it) as their submissive pleasure toy. Multiple men having me suck them and then cum on my body as their wives take turns riding me. The women guide their men into my body over and over until we are all exhausted.....

[Skater Boy]

I'd like to see Darkeyes butt naked in a bath-tub full of Lego bricks. I wouldn't complain if she wanted to sing a medley of Abba songs at the same time either, although I feel the classic "Waterloo" is perhaps the most erotic of their offerings, for me.

Oh, and it would have to be one of those big roll-top baths... none of yer advocado-coloured plastic jobbies! ;)

Never actually seen the lass, but she seems real feisty, lol...

[Ally Kat]

I'd like to see Darkeyes butt naked in a bath-tub full of Lego bricks. I wouldn't complain if she wanted to sing a medley of Abba songs at the same time either, although I feel the classic "Waterloo" is perhaps the most erotic of their offerings, for me.

Oh, and it would have to be one of those big roll-top baths... none of yer advocado-coloured plastic jobbies! ;)

Never actually seen the lass, but she seems real feisty, lol...


:eek: Holy Cow!?! Legos??

[Skater Boy]

:eek: Holy Cow!?! Legos??

Yup, but only blue and red bricks, the other colors just aren't sexy.

If Lego bricks are out of the question, I'd settle for pickled onions instead. But it would have to be the extra large ones that they usually sell at British fish and chip shops (saveloy anyone?). And I'm afraid the Abba is non-negotiable.

[Doggie_Wood]

Living in Texas, as a kid I grew up playing with Horned Lizzards or as we called them Horny Toads. As a part of their bodily defense mechanisms, they could sqirt blood :eek2: out of their eyes. But with the development, or over development if you will, of our cities we don't see them much anymore.
So I would like to see more Horny Toads :tongue:

:doggie:

[Hopeful Romantic]

Living in Texas, as a kid I grew up playing with Horned Lizzards or as we called them Horny Toads. As a part of their bodily defense mechanisms, they could sqirt blood :eek2: out of their eyes. But with the development, or over development if you will, of our cities we don't see them much anymore.
So I would like to see more Horny Toads :tongue:

:doggie:


This needed to come with a disclaimer. I all but choked to death on my coffee when I read your post.

[DiamondDog]

That's what porn is for.
I'd personally rather do things than just watch them.

[Spicy]

Being fucked by a guy from behind and sucked by two women and then rimmed. Then everyone takees turns on everyone. :tong:

Spicy

[cand86]

First off, what a fun little dream, swans! Why can't I ever have any erotic dreams? In my last one, I dreamt I was burned alive by lava when a volcano spewed. I just have no luck . . .

Anyhow, for the horny things I'd like to see, I'll go ahead with something that I couldn't ever see or experience in real life: a mythical orgy. I'd love to be hiking through some gorgeous forest and come upon some beautiful clearing with all sorts of beautiful mythical beings engaged in an orgy. Water nymphs, mermaids, fairies with gossamer wings, centaurs (brings a whole new meaning to 'hung like a horse' :tong: ), sprites, mischievious Puck-like satyrs, dryads, seductive vampires gorging lazily on blood of willing men and women, dwarves, ethereal spirits, transparent ghosts twirling together, werewolves and other half-human, half-animals roughly fucking and as they seem to flicker between forms, gods and goddesses coupling, dark-haired witches mesmerizing and erotically torturing others in the dark corners, and all around, everybody and everything almost glowing, bodies shining and glittering like they've been oiled, the air sparking with the magic of it all. It just sounds heavenly.

I've obviously been reading too much Laruell K. Hamilton!

[james1]

Lying on my back with my arse being fucked.......my cock being sucked........my nipples being licked.......and a cock or shaved pussy over my mouth.
Shear heaven........ ;)

[biwords]

I will start by wishing I could see for real something that happened in a crazy dream I had and that is:

To see two fit young guys 69ing whilst enclosed in a giant transparent condom- and, and if that wasnt horny enough, the condom is half full of what looks like cum- creamy white, oozing between them as they writhe and buck, tongues licking big swollen nobs and mouths sucking on each others long pointing pricks, they silently slosh in and out of view as the thick tidal wave of sticky semen slides back and forth up and down against the wet plastic wall.

What ya think?

What would you like to see?

Um, you, in therapy? :)

[hudson9]

Um, you, in therapy? :)
That was gratuitous.

[Skater Boy]

That was gratuitous.


I think he was joking. But the whole thread is slightly off the wall.

[DiamondDog]

Um, you, in therapy? :)
hahahahahahaha ROTFLMAO!

[nothings5d]

Well this seems like an appropriate place to post this. I found this animated gif of spooge recently and have been editing celebrity pictures into the background, which is really easy using Gimp. I'll post a few of them. Anyone got any requests for a picture to put in the background?

spooge1 (http://cet.ssu.portsmouth.oh.us/~116191/ForumContent/pics/spooge1.gif)
spooge2 (http://cet.ssu.portsmouth.oh.us/~116191/ForumContent/pics/spooge2.gif)
spooge3 (http://cet.ssu.portsmouth.oh.us/~116191/ForumContent/pics/spooge3.gif)

[biwords]

That was gratuitous.

But in its context, obviously lighthearted and non-serious.

[swans]

Interesting, guess you like cum :)

Lets see, what would I like to see....I would like to see 2 or 3 couples use my body (all parts of it) as their submissive pleasure toy. Multiple men having me suck them and then cum on my body as their wives take turns riding me. The women guide their men into my body over and over until we are all exhausted.....

Oh yes- the more the better! And latex as some of you may know from reading some of my previous postings.

Am I the only one?

[nessundorma]

Well this seems like an appropriate place to post this. I found this animated gif of spooge recently and have been editing celebrity pictures into the background, which is really easy using Gimp. I'll post a few of them. Anyone got any requests for a picture to put in the background?

spooge1 (http://cet.ssu.portsmouth.oh.us/~116191/ForumContent/pics/spooge1.gif)
spooge2 (http://cet.ssu.portsmouth.oh.us/~116191/ForumContent/pics/spooge2.gif)
spooge3 (http://cet.ssu.portsmouth.oh.us/~116191/ForumContent/pics/spooge3.gif)

Wow....I know it's probably not meant to be, but that first .gif is the funniest thing I've seen all day...and this is after 'Elmo in Baghdad'.

Cheers.

:wacko:

[nothings5d]

Wow....I know it's probably not meant to be, but that first .gif is the funniest thing I've seen all day...and this is after 'Elmo in Baghdad'.

Cheers.

:wacko:

Actually, that was the first one I did and I did it for the laugh. :tong: